We are surviving the first full week of summer vacation and lmao I’ve managed to actually sleep and keep up with them and the crazy they cause. AND they didn’t wake me up at stupid o’clock so...trending upward from the weekend, lmfao.

My husband had some dental work on Tuesday so with his overtime and being drugged later into the evening I’ve been kind of pulling double duty a little and been SUPER TIRED Tuesday and Wednesday nights...🤞that changes tonight so I can get back on my bullshit 🤣

Tl;dr: I will hopefully be a menace as much as possible....maybe starting now, but for SURE next week when my kids are occupied at camp. Ya girl has just been tired with chaos gremlins chaosing at full chaos levels 😅

I'm so proud of your oldest! What a big little one they are!! Such a great moment. My mom teaches PK-4 here, and she always goes on and on about their graduation each year, how proud they are. and Yay, quiet for you. What a serious blessing for summer camp. Enjoy all of it to the fullest. You deserve it. You're wonderful for getting them here!!

little man is not so little now!! enjoy the rest and relaxation when you can! also please menace the shit out of me if you so desire, i will not be bothered at all by it

menace me

mikomitears it’s SO SCARY but also amazing since lmfao, he keeps asking if that means he’s a teenager now and I’m like no buddy you’re still 5, you’re just going to kindergarten. But the idea of him asking if he’s a teenager has me like nooo stop it you’re gonna grow up too fast!!! His little brother already wants to do NEARLY EVERYTHING himself now too!

expectedtheworld that IS the plan. I’m hoping that I might not stare off into the abyss tonight when I get my real downtime after they’re in bed since the past two nights I’ve just been like lol nope I am yawning and staring blankly at my screen, I do not have brain power. So it’ll be nice when they’re also at camp for 4hrs a day next week

resjudicata ALWAYS, BABE. ALWAYS