So I'm washing the recycling because I AM TRYING to be good here and in the middle of it I just straight up

SHOVE my finger through the opening of a can, cutting it cleanly close to the nail. Nail's fine, finger's fine, but damn did I get myself good

TONY!

yeownch!!!

And it wasn't even a cool can, oh no. Fucking seltzer came at me like I offended it personally

AND IT'S MY MIDDLE FINGER my pride and joy MY GREETING to those I care about most and now I'm just like

Dodging it as I try to type on the keyboard

saltandburn RURI I MAY BE STUPID ..

love_letters IT DIDN'T hurt too too bad but let me tell ya, dyeing my hair tonight was a CHALLENGE

YOU'RE NOT STUPID

but my poor heart

tony i am howling over the dedication to dying your hair with a fucked up finger

we are the same

sensors FUCKED UP FINGER HIGH FIVE listen man the red had to fucking GO no sliced finger was gunna stop me

we're two dudes wearing the same bandaid like YEAH finger's fucked, but our hair man. We gotta, it can't be helped

saltandburn I'M GOOD NO WORRIES it was just a series of unfortunate and stupid events

gotta do the hair. gotta

ive done full makeup with multiple fucked up fingers before. being fashionable is hard work

slaps MANY bandaids on there!!

lightdrizzel I HAVE GONE THROUGH ... so many bandaids today

Just a graveyard of CVS brand bandaids as a note to how stupid I can be

god if I haven't been there before

get some polysporin on that!!!

I am kinda in the same boat. A week or two ago i lost a fight with a veggie peeler