(That's a bachelor party to most of you ig)

We've bought a shiny actual metal starfleet badge + captain's pips as a surprise gift for the groom-to-be and I'm excited to present him with them

Also, perks of being non-binary: this is the second wedding in a row where I've been invited to the stag and the hen

We're doing a potluck taco bar situation for dinner afterwards (I've made chipotle salsa) and everyone is stressing mildly over the fact that one of the groom's beat friends who'll be present is mexican

We will be judged

Cannot stress enough how much everyone else who'll be there is a white scottish guy

Please spend at least some of the evening singing white people taco night 🤷‍♀️