Of course I will be splitting these down respectively between both canon and the games I played them in~

First and foremost: Yuruso my OC; depends on the canon point in my series you take him from? The points I played him in RP he is cocky 19 year old who likes to act like he's not but he 100% is. He doesn't lose it until he's about 21 and that's to the girl who becomes his wife anyway

Mingjue: In canon it's unknown but, truthfully, with how his hyperfixation to the sword is, I personally beleive this 30-something year old cultivation leader absolutely is

in the book Guangyao and Wei Wuxian are both stupefied by how women seem to have no effect on him whatsoever. And although that could have implications to other fixations, it's pretty obvious the only thing this guy gets his rocks off too is fighting revenge and justice

and yet when I took up playing him in Reperacijia the big guy ended up losing it almost immediately

dumbass ended up altercating himself with three different people in the very first night, mostly because he was dragged along by them completely fucking oblivious to their intentions

Su She: Also a big unknown canonically. Also the series doesn't get much into his outside of political intrigue life. But I'd like to think that at his age he propbably ended up losing it at some point, most likely after he left the lan sect, probably went to a brothel or something in a drunken post-Lan sect stupor as a big "Fuck You" to all the rules he

had to put up with growing up in the sect.

And it's how I headcanoned it when I played him in games too.

Gojyo is canonically very very not a virgin, in fact extremely the opposite. Good ol' man slut. Or as word of god likes to state one of his previous career choices as a "kept man"

John Egbert is complicated because it doesn't just depend on what point in canon but also if you personally consider certain points of the later series actually "canon" or not

But he did lose his first between two different points in different universes in the Homestuck Epilogue novel. In one universe he lost it to Roxy in his early 20's. in another universe he lost it to Terezi when he was about 19 (and promply died afterwards)

Of course in game I always played him from his 13 year old canon point and thus never had any intent or care about that sort of thing

Chocolate, also depends on canon and if you consider the after stories canon or not, like John. But in the main series, althout constantly horny on main she was very determined to save herself for someone who had no interest in her and was a virgin because of it. But in the after stories she is a mom to two kids in her mid to late 20's so... yep

Of course I always played her at 18 so a virgin she was when I played her in games

SANZO IS CANON CHERRY-CHAN AND NO MATTER HOW MANY TIMES I TRIED TO SHOVE HIM INTO SCENARIOS THAT COULD POSSIBLY GET HIM LAID HE NEVER WENT FOR HIM

The guy is an aroace icon, truly :,)

Zenon canonically had a human wife and a half human half god baby out of it so nooooope

Yuffie is a young 16 yer old bahbeh and although I'm sure she'd love to act like she is a know it all about anything sexy she has no idea about that sort of stuff, of course that's headcanon on my end since the game series barely gives you anything about that sort of thing with her, but that's what I firmly beleive

Tit is 10, and although he ended up in some worrisome situations in his series i'd like to think he still is? Hopefully, maybe, eh some of the scenes are a little murky but i'd like to believe he gets good things and good things only because that's what he deserves!

Tira depends on when in canon! She is throughout most of the series but she does lose it at the very end as the series ends with her and Carrots wedding day! (And literally everyone curiously trying to spy on them to see if they actually go through with their wedding night lol)

But I played her in game before that canon point in which she then lost it to Dirk Strider of all people? (I mean, it was before Homestuck canon confirmed him as completely gay and man what a weird pairing that was! )

Goku is a sweet sweet cherry boy. And although he is very obviously growing a little more mentally mature and wise to those things and his interests are absolutely starting to show he only recently received his first kiss in canon

The summoner is canonically Matespirits with Mindfang. And Mindfangs journals are all mostly just detailed smut so you know those were probably filled with all the most sordid things her and Summs did

I'm still sad I never got to properly play out Summoner Mindfang stuff as every Mindfang who joined games I played Summs in were never really interested int he pairing : (

Sebastian is a demon and lives up to that factToxic (beast x sebastian) AMV

Actually, how can I show a Sebastian being a man-slut AMV and not throw a Gojyo one in there?Saiyuki (Gojyo) - Ça va mal - Now subbed!

Sayaka Miki is a preteen and is definitely still a virgin. Her hormones are only just beginning to bloom and that is okay she gets to keep her that U.U

Rufioh is a canon sloppy eternal teen slut and was stuck between two very sexually promiscuous partners. Also a ton of his other friends keep trying to get in bed with him much to his dismay

Eccentro is canonically gay but with his behavior i doubt this loser of a villain ever got anything :,)

Phoenix... It never gets into detail so we cant say anything about canon. But I like to headcanon that there is a reason he was so obsessed with Dahlia as a teen when he was dating her to the point that he was willing to eat a galss full of poison for her

Dollie had him under her thumb with enough incentive me thinks ;P

Marron I'm pretty sure is a virgin and has no interest in losing it much to Gateau's dismay (and the dismay of many with how pretty he is)

Granmamere has A LOT of children with Fujimoto sooooo yep!

Fred is also canonically gay but has no canon proof to his proclivities. Though I'd like to think that, although his heart will forever belong to gene, the rich underground party life he lives definitely has given him some opportunities at some point

Bishop will spread around rumors that Gojyo is a virgin if that will make him feel better

Equius is a sad teen boy that never got to get to a point to explore that before he died. He got his first kiss and possibly some awkward fooling around but that was that.
When I played him in games, though, he did manage to lose it to Vriska of all people (poor girl)

Ensui I imagine probably did at some point in is life simply for sciences sake but I can't imagine it being the forefront of his interests. His experiments come first and foremost!

Cronus is 100% canonically a virgin and Homestuck will make sure you do not forget that fact that, even after a literal eternity in limbo that is still the case, and it will always and forever be the case

Cooro is 12 and he is baby and right now he is happy living life without that added onto his list of traumas thanks

Aizen definitely boned at some point. When I could not tell you, but does that look like the face of a guy who had never gotten any? I think not.

And finally Hakkai

'Nuf said

riaxc: geee thaaaanks stop that!

Bishop: Let me rephrase that, I will do that if I feel bad and spreading rumors about you will make me feel better

riaxc: don't lie. there is no feeling bad in any of this you damn sadist

Bishop: And now I feel bad. I will spread rumors because you yelled at me.

riaxc: ...oy. stop throwing me under the bus for something you're gonna do regardless

Bishop: Now I feel worse. -pays for giant billboard saying gojyo is a virgin and training to be a priest-

riaxc: ... You know what? With how acquainted I am, I'm sure I would give the monks a run for their money. Also, it ain't like that billboard wouldn't get me some sympathy attention.... probably.