He is wanted for waking me up this morning by pouncing on my foot and scratching up my ankle

he is additionally wanted for stealing a piece of sausage off the kitchen counter a couple of nights ago

put him behind bars

as you can see he is dangerously armed with claws and cuteness

I haven't even quite been up for an hour yet and he's begging me to play kjghlk
this is why I don't need kids, I already have a hyperactive, furry orange toddler

the real question is: why haven't you played with him yet?

I have been!!

I taught him how to play fetch with the cat toys that have a rubber band attached to 'em for launching purposes, it's something we can play while I'm working without distracting me too much

he's learned to bring the toy back to me... most of the time

lmao

and the other times he hides it to make you fetch instead?

nah I don't think he forgets to bring it back on purpose, he likes playtime too much .... I know there's a bunch of toys under the TV stand but those get there by accident

he can't get them there?

nope, I have to periodically grab a stick to push 'em all out from under there

time to go fishing for him~

I do need to do some cleaning this weekend

I'm his attorney and I say that my client pleads no contest

a felon..........

as long as he stops pouncing my feet to wake me up, I'll accept that as his plea bargain