Just unbelievable.

....... Oh no. ZZ got hit with the 1950s strain of toxic masculinity!

You didn't say "make me a sandwich," did you???

And it weirdly didn't work! Shock! Horror!

No, but that's because Nu tried to make herself a sandwich and we think the meat has gone off so we can't make sandwiches right now.

LOL I mean you do want chicken nuggies so you're totally gone all gamer in his basement XD

and no it didn't work XD because we do this all the time and she literally just across from the couch from me going 'Nu, get me food' in the most deadpan voice XD

in the end, it'll be who gets the hungriest first is the one who gets up and puts the nuggies in the oven

I thought chicken nuggets might be something you'd actually agree to doing because they require 0 effort

the effort is getting up and using our legs to walk

/flops pathetically about, except not really as too much effort

I have won!

she has... except she has to go take them out of the oven

my part of the job is done

Mmhmmm no. We starve

we burn as the house goes down

I have fed us like a good house wife

NOM NOM NOM

now ZZ has to go get me a sundae

yeah nah

NNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

we don't have sundaes at home. If you want one you can walk to McDonalds for one

no, you.

I told you where to find cake instead. My job is done

bring me fries back if u do go to maccas

Pretty sure they'd be cold before they get to you

hmm true

pfft, maccas fries go cold in like 3 minutes. they'd be mouldy by the time they get to Gloom. If they could go mouldy