no, the post isn't mine. I am the one commenting about boxes.

Dude. it is summer. Peak watermelon season.

I understand the feeling, but play some damned Tetris and use a box.

why would someone try to put a loose watermelon on a shelf? Like... dude... just put it in a box. When I put the watermelon in a cart as an in-person shopper, I put it in a box so it fits in with the rest of my stuff. And then, all the tiny ass shit that doesn't come in a massively oversized bulk purchase box goes in the watermelon box AROUND THE WATERMELON.

it gets better

Vitamins? In the box with the watermelon. Bandaids? In the box with the watermelon. A box of pens? IN THE BOX WITH THE WATERMELON.

the bro is thinking way to hard on this

This is someone who has no idea how to actually tetris items, but thinks he does.

they're lucky I haven't busted out the bless your heart yet

lol