I need this plurk to SCREAM IN THE VOID AT HOW STUPID AKECHI IS

I'm starting off with his social link first and

I cannot get over the fact that he just casually mentions hegel to akiren as if this NORMAL HIGH SCHOOL BOY KNOWS WHO HEGEL IS

I DON'T KNOW WHO HEGEL IS UNTIL I HAD TO GOOGLE

and the funniest thing that I cannot get over is the fact that Akechi didn't even quote he was just like, "to paraphrase"

like, nothing wrong with paraphrasing, but bro, why are you trying to make yourself seem smart but at the same time you are fumbling??

i'm so sorry akechi, have you forgotten how to socialize with people around your age? you been around too many adults, please go to an arcade

btw, I say this all with affection

I wanted to muse either Ann or Kasumi but instead this brunette attacked me and was like, "sup bitch"

so now I am stuck with my traditional brunette muse

Rank 3: His extreme fanbase, ok fangirlies chill

You must be hot and smart to hang out with akechi

but the fact that akechi knows what happens to the person if they don't reach his fanbase standards get harassed online implies that it did happen already

so it was probably a classmate and it got out of hand is my headcanon

he barely goes to school as it is