I was watching this spider chill on a long line earlier and it was just vibing and I was debating taking it outside but like

I like spiders because they eat the bugs I don't liek which are literally everything else

He's chilling on the side of my laptop now. And he only has 4 legs. Like 3 on side, 1 on the other and I am just

say what now

But now I am extra like "This is my friend. We chill inside today. Out of the heat."

I was just telling Mom too my favorite epsiode of the classic was when the daleks invaded Earth and there's this old scientist in a wheelchair and it's just the perfect epitome of WW2 and the good vs. evil (NAZIS) because we don't just go "Oh that person needs something different? chuck them in the fire for uselessness"

If he eats enough and molts he can grow his legs back which is remarkably badass

Wwwooooooooow very badass