counterargument: date uncle greed

absolutely not, they are terrible and would never admit it. this isn’t dating, they’re just a couple of bros broing intimately

She wouldn't say no

Cupid in the background debating nudging people his way anyway. They can be poly types!!!

COMIN' back here late with Dunks but

silverwolfcc LISTEN he just rolls with it man, he's not a labels kind of guy. Sure, he'll climb through the window every once in a while, show up unannounced. As long as they want it, who is he to say no?

lightdrizzel sdbkgb IF HE EVER hears someone calling him uncle Greed he might just lose a life right then and there. Reboot your homunculus

But Ruby no, buddy, he is the absolutely WORST CHOICE for anyone to date. Though the idea of her trying to find him someone to date is fucking sending my ass

accessories Two dudes, sittin' in a hotel room, one coffee table apart because they're just broing. What are you lookin' at? Don't know what you're even talkin' about

plushietaco LIKE SHE would even have to ask. Any 'Nester gets him even if there's never anything official. That's just the rule

they're all one big happy family. Martel will snuggle with any of them because warm

no, but also yes

he won't know what to do with himself Greed will just have a weird pet owl on his top floor

LISTEN, she saw how greed liked michael. She'll..... well, she wouldn't play matchmaker without his permission

BUT