can’t believe he’s already got his license

they grow up so fast

he's going to be 8 ft tall isn't he

love that it has a cup holder

we are gearing up to start potty training callen and nobody is ready

I'm too used to cats

we’re upgrading

I found this bike at the kids consignment store and got it for a dollar with the credit we’ve built up selling old clothes

jackpot

he’s started hurting himself getting tangled up in the little one so the trike will account for his legs. and it converts into a starter bike! you can rotate the wheels around so they form one in back

you can also see the pedals coming off the back of the seat, we’ll put those on once he gets the hang of the new size

I did not intend for him to receive a motor vehicle and a bike one day apart from each other but it’s his lucky July I guess

we gave him the car bc the little bike was frustrating him so much. and then, the next day,

o well

(the car was a gift from my cousin when he was way too little to use it, so it’s been in a closet until yesterday. we didn’t buy it for him and I honestly don’t think I ever would lmao)

ohhh new bike is cute, loss of tiny bike no longer so tragic

yeah! and it’s a bit too tall for him yet so he has plenty of time to grow into it

he can reach the ground with the balls of his feet

big boy bike!!!

ooh exciting

we’re trying to limit Callen to a few books at bedtime so he doesn’t go through his whole shelf, and tonight I tried to make him pick between Candyland and Go Dog Go

but his solution

was both at the same time

he would not be dissuaded

me but its my laptop and playstation

he's an innovator

candy go dog land go

aw a TRUE reader

Big brain baby

I have made a popular post on bluesky and I regret it

I saw the numbers on that and went oh no containment breach

but I liked your clap back at the condescending boomer or whoever

lol god

don't come into my house and tell me I'm not voting hard enough!!

HAHAHHA i want this shirt

it’s time

sentinels

Love their dedication to observing the front yard

we have discovered Hat

cuuute

it’s 85 degrees today and Callen ran around like a psycho kicking a beach ball for like thirty straight minutes. Chris and I had to tag in and out and back in

now he is fully lying sprawled on the floor playing cars. what a perfect summer day for a little guy

lol hat

he's so good

Im glad he had a good day

beef cheek for a birthday boy

he’s six today!

a grown up

six!!!!!

a legal adult fancy horse

fuck sinners is SO good

we finally saw it now that it’s streaming

that’s fucking Film

ahhhh yes happy for y'all

SO happy for you

it’s SO good

I've been Sinnerspilled and now I need to learn Rocky Road to Dublin for faire season and yes it will be the scary version

I already know Wild Mountain Thyme. obviously. my out loud 'oh noooo' when they were singing it for scary reasons lmfao

I promise I won't try to assimilate anyone into the american cultural monolith

I get to design a sexy MtG character logo for another team at work and this is the work I was born to do

hahahahahahahaha amazing

Glad you enjoyed Sinners, THE movie

the only one!