Weather Watch -- (don't worry, we're on a hill, we're safe and we do have a shit ton of flash floods here, we know where sinks because they sink often...) 
General joke about my town is the "they said it was daft to build a town on a swamp, but we did it anyway! JUST TO SHOW 'EM. And it sank into the swamp."
(We do have hills though as I said ^ the other reason that flash floods increase)
At first when I got the weather alert I was like ".... are we just warning everyone now, is that what we're doing? >>"
But no legit, it's just all of RI, half of CT, and lower/wetter half of MA "just" CC says
I feel the need to reiterate of the first 5 timelines Aish went through repairing, one of them would not stop raining and I was like "... what did I do?" he was like "Oh you were thrilled :||| no shit. Every day you were like 'I'm gonna play in the rain!!! :V'" CC: Yeah... that does sound like me :|a
water world
Being Alice. Drowning the whole world
Cars stranded on flooded roads, yards turned into la...I mean 1000000% uncomparable given 1) we do not have the Gulf of MEXICO (fuck you Trump, swear it's 100000 Aztec spirits being unleashed for lulz) 2) so the heat and amount of rain is like 1/10th but
States that think government should do their job vs. those that don't
Historic rain totals in Massachusetts unleash floods...