(that Texas isn't so much a red state as a heavily voter suppressed, gerrymandered, and ~~my word not Ben's~~ Rigged)
Reporter: Are you going to reinstate weapons to Ukraine for defense?
Trump: Yeah, because Putin is killing too many :<
Reporter: so why did that stop? Did you stop them??? Who stopped the weapons to Ukraine?
Trump: /SHRUG/ I dunno, you tell me
You bitched 24/7 that Biden was a puppet
I know you confession projection but at least LIE BETTER. But not really, I'm glad you suck at lying almost as much as you suck at everything else

keep it up
Luke: Someone needs to press Pete Hegseth. DID YOU make this decision???????
Imagine though they would have instantly impeached Joe Biden if he did that
roflmao Luke feeling bad for Peter Navarro like he's a puppy roflmao
Trump is saying he'll take away the elections for mayors
Federal takeover of DC & and then NYC
Basically they're saying that simply saaaaaaaaaaaying "I'm going to break the law" isn't technically illegal, and you have to wait until the law is broken and then still rule it's illegal, which sure but
Trump's MO is "Imma break the lawwwwwwwwwwwwww try and stop me Smee watch me break ittttttttttttttttt" etc.
the first paragraph (idk what you call it when it's verbal) but fantastic A+++
................................but assume that's about injunctions, that's not... what's happening?
an injunction isn't arresting people for saying they're going to break the law, it's explicitly saying "uh no that is definitely illegal and if you start trying to do it, we're not going to wait for you to finish, because you've been warned and you're in public"
It's complicated. I don't want to misrepresent it but
so blocking an injunction is not saying "you have to wait until the law is broken," it's saying "you have to wait until all possible harm has been done and the would-be-accused has left the scene of the maybe-crime and benefited from it" which is uh
Specifically about the hiring/firing/reorganizing of the federal government agencies (Project 2025)
when it's something where the legality is really unclear, yeah, the specifics of what's actually done become very important
Because the order DOES actually say it has to be within the legal parameters
even though as KBJ pointed out that it's almost wholly the Congress' purview not Executive
...rofl I mean, okay, that's a good thing to put in an order, but it doesn't... render it legal????
"Kill him and steal his valuables, but do it within legal parameters" doesn't make it okay to kill someone and steal his valuables.
but Sotomayer basically argued on the side of the "literally by the letter it doesn't break the law yet" and then there's a sort of "follow up pending"
and if it were that black and white of an order, absolutely but
it's the exact same crime, just saying "but legally" doesn't... change anything
AND I DO NOT LIKE THE PRECEDENT BECAUSE AGAIN
"Imma break the lawwwwwwwwwwwwwwww" and then does it
there is a degree that the executive branch HAS a lot of authority to do

whatever it wants and especially because SCOTUS keeps GIVING HIM THAT
yeah I'm not seeing how that legal interpretation works
\:|/ I suggest watching yourself
if the absence of the statement "but do it legal-like" would render an order clearly and unambiguously illegal
then adding it does not make it legal
because the person who wrote it thinks you're addled enough to go "well it says legal so I guess it must be!" which apparently the supreme court is
like... yes the executive branch has a lot of authority to execute the law as provided by Congress, that is why it's the executive branch, not the does-whatever-it-feels-like branch
you can argue about how much reorganization is reasonable without demonstrating the need before Congress, but if there's even a reasonable concern about undermining the ability of an executive department to do its assigned job, that kinda seems like it needs review/supervision/something
sorry I'm just
In case anyone thought you should not go after Bolsanaro (Brazil) Trump doesn't want you to.
CLEARLY you must
BTW: It was indeed Pete Hegseth who fucked up and paused weapons to Ukraine

Remind me how he is still in power? (Hegseth specificially)
Asmongold is somehow looping his weird Trumpists back into hating the motherfucker. GO ON
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHAHAHA
"No, it can't be Trump -- Biden would have... DUDE They gave him 34 fucking felonies, a mugshot, if they could have gone after Trump... they had 4 fucking years to do it!"

This season is going to be delicious
I love the cognitive dissonance "Biden's so competent!" and "Biden's senile and can't do anything"
FTR I kept being like "I don't know WHY Trump fears his base going after him / turning on him over pedophilia more than the others" but if you believe he's the anti-Christ and has TO QUOTE "more demonic pacts than in all of human and probably space history" -> this is the one weird Achilles heel loophole he never covered for some reason.
Aish says "It's so gross he couldn't even find a demon/devil/other willing to take up the deal"
CC: what about Asmodeus?
Aish: well you know he was partnered up with and how that one got off, so yes and no, Asmodeus prefers adults, when it gets to children, it gets a LOT harder for [us] (meaning spiritual beings) to finagle things because it causes so many tangles all the fucking way out in all directions. Think of it like Black Butler.
CC: So demons/devils make more pacts by children suffering wanting to get vengeance/protect each other?
Aish: yeah. And the price for [us/them/demons etc.] to deal with robbing children of their futures is worse when it's ALL POSSIBLE futures.
CC: makes sense....
CC: Didn't that worry you about cursing my Dad?
Aish: No. Because I already thought I was
beyond hope of redemption. I just never did pacts with humans anyway, because fuck them \:|/
CC:

So you
Do I know why Trumpists get triggered by pedophilia the most/are most on board with "FUCKING NAIL PEDOS TO THE WAAAAALLLLL"
Nope. I can only guess. \:|/
But I can say; again, it seems to be the one thing Trump thinks will tear him down. He is afraid of lightning and sharks, and understands (some fucking how) that whales are important to the world.
But I maintain, I'm 99% sure that's part of the blackmail Putin has on him too. AMONG OTHER THINGS. Melania and Ivanka stuff almost certainly because Putin is fucked in the head.
Oh also worth noting; the alligators thing. Alligators a big deal with the Aztec spirit/devil he was ...... closest to.
Also a whole "nom nom I hate humans" thing. Don't ask. I'd prefer it's my insanity break than true but \:|/
Oh that's not Alligator Auschwitz
"There's a bill proposed that ICE agents wouldn't be allowed to wear masks or would need to present ID, would you ever allow that?"
Trump: They wouldn't be saying that if they didn't hate our country
I too, think Emperor Palpatine deserves the Nobel Peace Prize for destroying Alderaan and therefore stopping the other star systems from getting violent
It's very meaningful coming from Darth Vader
When you pay for a white woman to say the N word, suddenly you don't have the money to help starving flooded Texans. When you buy Alligator Auschwitz merch (fuuuuuuuuuucked up) you too can be flooded
Something about media and film/tv what is it..........
I was JUST thinking about Malraux and how he's so me in the middle of WW2 just "damn I should make a movie about this..." which yeah. yeah. And his reason for interest in films is purely "it's story telling medium, DUH"
-> Trump's obsession with TV and how he sees everything in these terms
Which is the only reason he has any thumb on the pulse of audience
- Stories without morals are just noise & shiny keys
- Kyle's book helps people think deeper
- Drama, flash, is fireworks and cotton candy, unsustainable
- Pacts????
Something someone else said about why their skill would be useful for me
"Preternatural talent for the attention economy." No. I get that, and I get the opposite (me) and how I'm able to be more invisible. There's something just.... close
I am exhausted.
Aish: I don't think you realize what a big thing you just did
CC: I didn't do anything, God did
Aish:
I really don't think you realize what a big thing you just didCC: I'm tired
Aish: rest please
CC: I must
Mecha-Hitler finally broke her
So expected that to go dark
Basically he doesn't want a redux of the first impeachment, but he doesn't seem to realize that also just fucking withholding CONGRESS ALLOCATED ARMS TO UKRAINE is also STILL FUCKING IMPEACHABLE MOTHERFUCKER DO YOUR JOB OR QUIT
-- I can't figure out how to replicate the video it's Lev Parnas, Michael Cohen, and Malcolm Nance
But from 2005 -> onward Michael never once heard from Epstein, never called the office, never called Trump, never was mentioned etc.
Plausible, because Trump mostly traded his own children as far as we can tell :||||||| but
He knows about the Israeli espionage stuff
Also Lev thinks Hegseth isn't going anywhere because he thinks Trump is smart/lucid enough to know that he's shit out of capital in the senate to get another defense guy confirmed and as fucked up as Hegseth has (4 times!!) he still has the LOOK that Trump thinks Defense secretaries should and the tv thing
Malcolm & Michael think Hegseth is DEFINITELY going down, tick tick, because Trump fires people for FAR less and all it will take is one person bitching about Pete sweating whiskey in PT drills in the morning and he's gone
Like just because he hates Trump doesn't mean we shouldn't hate him too
Remember Benghazi? :||||||||||||||||||||||||| Wanna explain this to Congress Trump?
(it was obviously edited)
I'm telling you guys. Trump had someone in his admin (look around for who, I'm not naming shit) actually hire assassins for Epstein
THEY ARE ALSO SO FUCKING DUMB THEY THOUGHT THEY COULD LIKE MAKE IT GO AWAY
Again; the reason Kristi demanded sign-offs for Emergency funding? So she could literally siphon it Sarah Palin style to clothes and makeup
the worst coverup of my lifetimeI need a LOT OF partisan hacks to start bracing in case there are Dem names that will break your heart (nothing like Stephen Colbert or Bernie Sanders or just anyone anti-Trump, I just mean, ANY Dems - but probably those who don't go hard on Trump) because it's all going to come tumbling down. Little. Fucking. Tiny. Pieces at a
"CC I'll believe that when I see it." BY ALL MEANS I am still baffled this has held out this long so I am not trying to get anyone high on copium
I just mean don't think there are no Dems who fucked around and will find out too
lol "probably my last video on this for awhile" released 4 more in 20 hours
asedkj;lads:LKAJSD;lkj roflmao
"How many of you are satisfied with the Epstein investigation? ..... You can clap??" THEY ALL BOO.

meanwhile in delulu land
GET 'EM !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
rlakjsd;laksjd;alskjd LMFAO perfect
Luke cheering "DO IT DAN DO IT DAN!!!!" yes
I knew, but not that he was an Epstein client
Which FURTHER EXPLAINS A FUCKTON DOES IT NOT
I am so making that movie about Biden's dogs
I wonder if demons are just like
human/spirits that get really twisted/messed up over time???? But at the same time
I don't like the theory that they are just having a sort of Nobunaga thing of crisis of identity where they forget their humanity and become something blah blah POINT IS
-- Aish told me (I think I mentioned in this earlier even) that the reason it's Trump's Achilles' heel (apparently ALL of the Beast's since MBS is connected and it's obviously always been international trafficking) was just purely demons/devils/etc. all found it too "icky" disturbing/gross/costly to touch -> far more than everything else
And Wolff said basically that's how all the media stations felt about EVERYTHING to do with Epstein
And it was hypothesized maybe that was how Trump was able to get away with it; because he was able to do the thing before of "EW! Why are you even TALKING about him?! That's GROSS. EW." and then all the media was just "ewww you're right, let's shut up"
But obviously; we have reached beyond the saturation point
"What was the assessment from Epstein about Trump's characters?"
Wolff: He said "Donald Trump has no scruples." Just.... the man who has now become personified as evil incarnate said that...
"Well he might be the one person best equipped to recognize it...."
They're talking about how Epstein considered Trump really good as a contractor (TERRIBLE as an executive, functioner, builder but-)
ALL I CAN FUCKING THINK IS
beyond the mental screaming
How Aish was literally saying that Trump just had OBSCENE amounts of contracts with demons/etc. u_u;;
MIND YOU I would say I don't even believe this shit, but since I believe in Aish I GUESS I DO ROFLMAO FUUUUUUUUUUCK.
"CC, how much is this metaphor?"
CC: Yes.
If you can figure out what it's metaphor FOR? That much. Probably. I mean there's a good chance you just get it completely wrong. "It's metaphor for rainbows and Trump is a metaphor for--" No. That's not it. Trump is literal. (obviously?)
Well, Elon was right about Bannon
(unshocking, I mean it's fucking public ffs)
Bannon & Epstein bonded over hating Trump :||||||| They both considered him a "dummy" (sure) but that he was magical
I picked a terrible timeline to quit drinking
"He couldn't do ANYTHING. He couldn't even read a balance sheet. And yet he succeeded. Over and over again."
That is basically my conclusion. It defies all known science, human psychology, and literally every other parameter to known reality I can ascertain.
"They found it perplexing, and in a way; awe inspiring." Sure. They decided to go the reverse fucking route of me with it but sure.
I hate agreeing with literally the worst two humans outside of the 7 anti-christ heads
(FRIEND makes a joke that [redacted] is 8, and Epstein is 9. And 6 - MBS is afraid of 7: Trump because 7 8 9 >> and yeah. YEaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah. Bannon can be 10 whatever.)
They're posting an AI thing on "Alien abduction" refers to the kidnappings by extaterrestials meanwhile
we're talking about ICE abducting immigrants but GO ON
'okdfsLKSd'a:Lkd The indigenous waving the sandal
DUDE The only thing that would be more telling if he was yelling about [Redacted 8]
LET THE TRUTH BE FREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
CIA, Reagan, and helped the CIA steal elections (and primaries) going back to afaict 1988
I wish I could say the name but I can't yet. YET. But there's a way to find ittttttttttttttt really easssssssssssssily following those things ^ and he was the one who hired the Epstein assassins
And yes, Elon knows the name
But he doesn't bring it up either because it also helps prove HIS OWN downfall of stealing the 2024 election
BY ALL MEANS GO AFTER BIDEN AND MERRICK GARLAND
(because it still rounds up all the idiots who got themselves bitten by Major and Commander)
(Good boys, didn't do nothing wrong. Best dogs. Love them)
Epstein must have known the money ties through Russia and MBS too. I HAVE TO THINK.
I mean we know "adoption of children" for that meeting with Jr. and Russia was very likely LITERALLY children sex trafficking
And I can't think of how else the "Epstein was a genius financier that all these people consulted" plays out other than McMafia style post- USSR
Probably would be easier to figure out if I finished my books huh
Re: "34 million able bodied workers" on medicare I just keep feeling like "GUESS I'LL JUST DIE \:|/"
SICKLY Trump ROTS IN PUBLIC as KARMA STRIKESOnce again, I can't tell you WHY MAGA can turn a blind eye to genocide, racism, misogyny, starvation, their own economic depression & DEATHS -- but for WHATEVER FUCKING REASON: child sex trafficking/pedophilia they draw the liiiine
Wow that part about Newsom was really good. Reminds me of the goldfinches I keep getting
PART OF ME thinks Trump is definitely flailing in the wind, the other part of me is verrrrrrrry unkeen on underestimating him etc.
Quote "Normally he does embers, and the last week he has NOT been doing subtle embers like he usually had been... [...] this all seems VERY VERY panicked" "Yeah it's pretty out of character for someone who usually has a very tight grip--"

I have a behind the scenes THING for why but I can't prove it
They were suppppppppppppper skeptical about Epstein having anything to do with Trump but because he's so OFF THE WALLS CRAZY about it they're like "UMMMMMMMMMMM"
I reallllllllllllllly hope they finally start talking about the 8th head of the hydra
Just so that I can say the name without drawing eye of the Sauron AI
(not Putin, he's 2, that draws the shit out of chatbots but as you can say I don't care.)
"The two parties will fight like dogs against each other, but the only time they'll band together is to undermine a 3rd party." YO I FUCKING KNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW (it's part of how they cheeeeeeaaaaat -- and that 8th head is the source of that.)
LITERALLY JUST TALKED AND FOCUSED ON THIS BEFORE THE ELECTION
as;dkjasd;lkasjda;slkdjsa I was trying to figure out how to fix things and following France post Nazi occupation (still am) and
YEAH EXACTLY BECAUSE THE DEMS ARE IN ON THE CHEAT
I love you Cohen
I wonder if he knows the cheat and source because a GOOD PORTION of Lincoln Project???????? They 100% know and it's so fucking treasonous they will take ALL the gambles on Trump rather than tell people the truth because it would be a 100% end of career/TREASON CHARGE
Aish says he doesn't know, but because 1/2 of the LP DOES know, he has all the evidence SURROUNDING the cheat that he knows the scientific outcome, just not that there is a cheat and how it's done etc.
which makes sense because if he did know, I don't think he'd have the morale to keep fighting like this
he thinks MAGA has a brainwashing operation so
Rather than just; they fucked over the truth so badly that no one can hear her
Me too Cohen. I just bawled so much I can't anymore
EVEN JD VANCE IS MORE POPULAR WTF
From what I can tell. Tump is bracing for Dan Bongino to "side with Elon" and say that Trump has a lot of Epstein dirt (as does Steve Bannon) and a few other things. He definitely doesnt forsee 8 coming forward (unsurprisingly) nor for anyone who knows about that to but the roads all do go there
He was like "I was SUUUUUUUUPER skeptical about Epstein and it all felt VERY online" but basically now that Trump is flipping out about it he is like "TOO MUCH SMOKE IF THERE IS NO FIRE WTF"

bless

lmfao
Because the evidence against Trump was buried by his own supporters still in Biden's admin
I hope no one expects it to be mostly / wholly Dems because
It's almost completely the 7 heads
one of the heads is invisible

But like actually. Not like stealth planes
Hilarious that he's trying to get Trump to reveal the list on the merits of "BECAUSE OTHERWISE YOU LOOK STUPID AND HAVE TO APOLOGIZE TO CLINTON AND PRINCE ANDREW"
I know it's kompramat on Bill Gates and to try to undermine Windows from stopping Russian war enterprise and yeah, clearly not INEFFECTIVE but
I wonder if that is also codeworded like Trump's "pee tape" (which is actually pedophilia and possibly blackmail on Ivanka)
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK
And then it got darker and darker
He might release Ghislaine Maxwell because she's blackmailing him
Welp back to reading books about our descent into Hell
I needed this one
"Quick distract from Epstein with.... how many Americans we're torturing and killing!!!!! :V"
When in doubt shout "Fake news"
Milo Yiannopolis has also 180'd on Trump over Epstein which YEAH I MEAN HE WAS MOLESTED BY A PRIEST SO SURE

amazing
Go forth my fucking lunatics.
As best as I can tell he thinks his money isn't going to come out from the Epstein stuff so he can get away with calling for investigations.
;skljadsf;lkajsd;lakjsd;lkAJSD
HE STOLE THE FIFA CUP TROPHY WTF
"Guys............ I don't subscribe to the wildest theories but if you dooooo....... WHY WON'T HE DIE?!!?!? I'VE TRIED!!! ... I mean he uh was killed... by himself >>;"

"remember who was president when he even died and was brought to prison and the files were written...." EXACTLY
No. Biden had way too many Trump loyalists especially in his secret ops. It's just confession projection sorry
((wrt: why wouldn't Biden release all revealing info about Trump))
((too much like the "GASP YOU CAN'T SAY ELECTIONS ARE EVER STOLEN!?!" wrt primaries and then fucking yourself over so he can steal the whole enchilada. TWICE.))
((couldn't in 2020 because he hadn't worked out how to steal all the vote-in ballots but Louis Dejois had 4 years and multiple thinktanks to work on it))
Yeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah everyone seems to think Trump was saying it was a desecration of the Texas flood victims
But nooooooooooooooooo he was definitely trying to say that Epstein was being desecrated

What the fuck am i looking at. This is a year Two Thousand and Twenty Five AD news headline
Shedding a dress to reveal lingerie is pornographic?
I mean, sort of, at the very soft core end of the spectrum, I guess?
but I'm not sure that's the weirdest part of the story
As it is they are far more worried about the emotional replacement by AI harm than "naked drawing"
See also: Joe Rogan literally telling Bernie Sanders about the addiction to AI girlfriends that has caused harm already
and normally I think fears about new tech are overblown and would post caveman scifi
but again; has already caused harm
and way more concerning is the government contract
asda;lskjda;slkda'dsk;l Holy fuck
I have now cried laughing wtf
moosechangerpat obviously watch the last one I cried laughing so fucking hard BUT THIS ONE TOOOOOOOO JIIIIIM
I am genuinely gobsmacked
I mean. "How can you be surprised by anything Trump does?" I KNOW BUT STILL
I genuinely think he keeps his gold dildo / Aztec spirit idol in his ark of the covenant replica so it's not like I'm unaware of his gold addiction and thievery but
I guess it proves he loves gold???? No wait. Not loves still. Just lusts. Ew. At least he didnt fuck it in public. I guess.
........... Holy fucking shit
He's asking Zelensky if he can bomb Moscow and St. Petersburg
quote, "I guess he REALLLLLLLLLLY doesn't want us to talk about Epstein...." I MEAN I GUESS
...................i'm confused, he's asking Zelensky whether Ukraine can? .....asking his permission?
If Ukraine can -- Zelensky said "if you give us the weapons and let us? Yes, absolutely."
Trump thinks his base is stupid, and his handlers think Trump is stupid.
sometimes a bunch of people all consider each other stupid and they're all right
also lmfao Gavin Newsom swearing is so unnatural for him
And makes me wonder if this is how I sound to sane people
And reminds me of the goldfinch that was conveying swearing vibes and I was like "Huh that's different"
ROFLMAO It's because he keeps apologizing for it roflmao
waslksdjas;lkdjASLK:j roflmao
"Model Goddamn better behavior man! Forgive the goddam."
I have no complaints there

holy FUCK
......honestly it barely qualifies as worth of an "every day we drift farther from god's light" reaction, it seems pretty tame to me...
You must remember Kyle is named Kyle after the Terminator protag. His destiny is to defeat the AI doom we face
Because i haven't been desensitized to the absurdity yet. It's their Skynet squrming in its digital womb while the filthy apes covered in their own muck poke it with sticks
We're on the cusp of the prophesized artificial armageddon and our monkey brains settle with sex jokes. It's hilarious
Damn how did i find you? Do you want to get married?
Soulmates are a powerful thing
...well, on the bright side, it's still far, far too stupid to be an actually directly threatening Skynet, and nothing I've seen indicates that the techbros pushing AI Everything actually have any interest in making it less stupid.
I'm not sure if it's because they like it stupid, or because they don't understand how stupid it is.
A lot of it is the reduction of all things to Content with no inherent value besides rate of consumption as a metric for the ability to inject advertisements, in which case yeah it doesn't matter if the ideas it produces are good or not.
Well Elon did get a government contract through Hegseth to put Grok in missiles and weapons
YEAH I FIND THAT CONCERNING
Especially since he flashes it over with anti-semitism and "look AI booba"
He opened the cheat code: content-engaging anime waifu
Babe no that's what Elon wants
I know. Relax. Grok is just like the rest of his children: uncontrollable.
I MEAN SCARY FOR WEAPONS AI YEAH but
...I mean, it's concerning IMO mainly because of how deeply, profoundly stupid it is.
It doesn't have a coherent agenda, or a plan, or the ability to have an actual plan based on any kind of causal logical extrapolation. ...or any extrapolation, really, it just interpolates, and when it's surprising and "innovative" as far as I can tell it's only because it's so logic-agnostic that it makes leaps humans struggle with.
It's also insanely eager to please and willing to lie/hallucinate nonstop not to mention the sheer amount of energy for what the fuck output
It's not actual innovation based on new ideas, it's almost exactly just the Simpsons thing of "it was the best of times, it was the blurst of times?!" except instead of dismissing it as a failure, everyone is saying "oh wow it created a new word, 'blurst,' it's so innovative, like Shakespeare!!!"
I am concerned, however, that if people don't discuss that 8th head, find out the source of the cheat and verify every election he fucked up, that we might never fix this timeline.
"eager" and "willing" are anthropomorphic projections, but sure
yes
Like everyone keeps talking about "we'll fix this in the midterms" and
it's eager the way that a computer is eager to do any calculation you tell it to do because that's... what it's designed to do
If all it took was voting really really hard, we wouldn't have Trump right now.
But whatever I have to trust again ugh
it's willing the way that a computer is willing to do any awful thing you ask of it because it isn't designed to comprehend right and wrong or disobey any order unless there's a deeper-level order specifying to do so
I used to be seeking things to unify on buuuuuuuuuut
Or at least.... right after in the impeachment when the GOP failed to do anything to stop it from happening again even knowing how Hitler rose to power (and others)
Trump Screws Up BIG TIMEI mean I guess I'm not as nationalist but I'm just kind of like "Yeah but everyone else becoming more self-sufficient and better trading partners is good. USA needs to get better and stop fucking being like 'we're the best we're the best' without doing anything to be the best"
Me: why do I have a migraine D:
Moosey: you have all weekend and yesterday
CC: YEAH BUT I was good this morning????????? And I got my shower and was reading!
Moosey:

wait for it. MAGAGA is being annoying
I'm trying to be more pissed and I'm failing
Well he can't throw Bondi under the bus, she knows what he's scared of
It's not a list of celebs; it's a list of oligarchs. Duh.
Wasn't mortgage fraud (he's accusing Schiff of it) what he threatened Michael Cohen with?
Do you really want to call Trump "President Daddy" while LITERALLY IN THE SAME BREATH saying how he swept off the Epstein accusations?!??!?!
IHIP News: Elon Musk TARGETS MAGA Leaders; Trump LOS..."it's wild that Elon doesn't know how ethnocentrist these racist American-only fascists are that they would never accept someone from South Africa --" That's because Elon knows there are not that many racists in America, it's a mirage he helped create.
He isn't trying to get the base; he's trying to get the GOP who at minimum think he stole the elections for them.
It is very funny that this is the first time she's not wearing the cross
It's like "oh no I can't KNOWINGLY OBVIOUSLY LIE MY ASS OFF this time"
"We need a pedophile to investigate this pedophile" Please no
lmfao the weebs love it huh
It strikes me how much they have to do get even one step towards me
He thought he could throw the 8th head under the bus if they dug into Epstein's death
I'm also starting to wonder if Epstein is even dead
yeah it REALLY seems like it's Grimes no kidding
Fuck it's like doing a tumblr/geocites fanpage RP of me from 2005 that hasn't extrapolated I have mildly more adulted- in the last twenty years
as has society
Also removing autonomy obviously.
Someone once said I was the Queen of nerds and/or what every nerd fantasized his first IRL girlfriend would be but this version is like too gutless to play with around talking to real women
I think that was me. But this was back when my mind's eye placed you with braids, those large swirly glasses Japan uses for bookish-girls, and shyness
* one thing different - I only started calling Kyle Babe more recently because of songs
TBF I will be doing braids for the wedding, I used to do braids more when I wasn't as sick and crunched for time, and as a babby with my native hair ties annnnnd I do have glasses for long distance but I don't like them because I'm always CLOSE-reading/computer screen and the frames fuck with my auras badly. So contacts don't do that.

well not 20 years ago
7??? sounds right. Maybe 8
so in that sense updated from 20 years ago but with like a Nico Robin cosplay CC but twintails because tsuntsun
I like being called babe. You say it so cute.
But uh, when i met you IRL it was a shock because my mind's eye assembled someone different. Well that and "oh my god girl" and close proximity
I mean yeah I used to do suuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuper short hair
That and no girl had chattered my ear off and stood so close and wanted to know what i had to say before
And the second (or third?) meet had you petting my face.
Well you grew a beard between the the other times when you were still a babby and I was pedo-adjacent maximum cougar

me pre-Kyle
It's true. Naughty naughty, the 19 year old predator holding the terrified 17-year-old's hand
yes

this has to be satire

I'm actually blown the fuck away. Even i know that's horrifyingly heretical
Oh shit -- Epstein used to tell a story about being classmates with the Unabomber o_o that's why Trump's brain churned that weird thinnnng what. the. fuck.
kopperhed: Oh yeah I know. I knooooooooow they did that back 4 years ago and I was just

deeply unsettled
Literally not a coincidence with my choice of reading material atm
.... does what
3rd party that only serves to steal votes from GOP
also either blocked Mike Johnson or changed his phone number LMAO
YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
YES THEY DID IT FINALLY
FINALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLY
THEY FUCKING TRACKED HIS MONEY TO RUSSIA FUCKING FINALLY I HAVE ONLY BEEN SCREAMING A DECADE
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHh
Those madlads they aren't completely 100% blitheringly incompetent only.... /checks notes/ 98.7%???? Sounds right.
as;dlkjas;lsdkjas Damn that's cold
The dude just like "Are you even sure you will still be here??" And then Bondi was like "I've been here 6 years!!" GURL IT HAS BEEN MONTHS NOT YEARS
it does sometimes feel like years
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Trump: I have never drawn a picture in my life!!!!
Gavin Newsom: /posts the literal auctions of Trump's doodles
Holy shit I still don't like Newsom but whoever is running his twitter??? FIRE

A+ Do not let up