Dear work. Can't come in today. My snuggle buddy never moved from the couch to bed last night. I've had no morning cuddles and thus can't get out of bed.
It is simply impossible
Your snuggle buddy woke me up at 5:30am by rocking her sisters food ball back and forth. She's a bit of an arsehole and might not deserve those cuddles
Uh oh...
Someone is getting more demanding for food again
She was so concerned while Nu showered she had to go in and check on her 
Came in and gave me the same look as whne she wants ham in the kitchen. Very upset I was in the way of her lazy bath
Why must you deny her at every turn?
Don't let her eat her sister's prescription food.
Clean her eye boogies
In the shower when she wants to be in it
Denail of the ham
Not sitting in the exact spot she wants you to be in for pets.
Clean her eye boogies
In the shower when she wants to be in it
Denail of the ham
Not sitting in the exact spot she wants you to be in for pets.
Her life is so hard. Why must you make it harder?
It builds character XD I denail her ham but I also clip her nails. Which is basically denailing to her
LOL I had not noticed the typo, but that's great
It is ham cursed with a Po-lish of Naïl!