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The Epstein COVERUP - Trumps Nightmare100% sourced and flawless for anyone who needs a summary/catch up that literally no other news has covered for ~reasons~
The Epstein COVERUP - Trumps Nightmare100% sourced and flawless for anyone who needs a summary/catch up that literally no other news has covered for ~reasons~
According to Michael Wolff "Because it's ICKY"
Trump PANICS After Hit With 3AM Epstein BOMBSHELL!
TRUMP JUST F***ED UP ON EPSTEIN in Interview, BREAKS...
Epstein-QAnon EXPERTS issue BOMBSHELL update amid Tr...
Malaysia stops accepting plastic waste from the U.S....good!! Value yourself more and us other nations need to get our act together
https://www.marketwatch.... heh 
that is such funny timing. Media corporations are consolidating because they are contracting wrt like new media is doing better without them and food has started figuring its shit out.
that is such funny timing. Media corporations are consolidating because they are contracting wrt like new media is doing better without them and food has started figuring its shit out.
Scientists make concerning discovering about hidden ... https://www.boston.com/.... I feel like they could not have possibly got the lake name right.
https://www.news10.com/.... are Canadians just at the point now of thr good ones stay away and thet all think we've gone full 95% muder and kidnappins so only the evil/stupid think "welp good way to murder my kid" not that I trust cops unquestionably but
CBS is mad that Colbert called them out- but I fear that they're going to make him more powerful by cancelling b his show. if anyone in this world has the ability to embody Bugs Bunny's Divine Chaos... it's Colbert
A Wild Hare : Bugs Bunny’s Death Trick Scene (1940)
YIKES! Trump gets BURIED with SMOKING GUNS on Dark P...
They are
It's also an inevitable lawsuit if they give him 1/2 a chance
WOW: Rightwing network BAILS on Trump over Epstein
Trump FILES LAWSUIT against Rupert Murdoch & WSJ
IHIP News: JD Vance BETRAYS TRUMP in SECRET Power Gr...
you mean a standing eagle? 
how is that for an indigenous joke?
me across the street neighbor is actually throwing away a couch
trash pick up didn't take it.
Fuck yeah 
ALSO OMFG THAT IS IT
THAT'S THE SIGN
The trash (Murdoch) is taking Trump away but leaving Vance 
That's going in the movie
BREAKING: Trump LOSES CONTROL OF HIMSELF, Sparks Glo...
LOOOLLLL
tbh the louder he denies being in a certain little black book, the more people are going to double down. He is proving his guilt
and going after both WSJ and Colbert in the same week? insane
let me see if I can get a pic of the couch for you, it is very beige and looks like it had too many hard nights
It's probably just old. The across the street neighbor is a retired cop, and mostly keeps to himself. He's grumpy but pretty harmless
if the couch were human, it would eat red beet eggs and season food with cheese.
oop, someone removed it
after the sanitation workers left and it got rained on!
yuuuuuuuuuuuuup
Good that means JD will be there VERY little if I understand this shit
Trump’s Wall Street Journal Lawsuit Could Ruin His L...
I hope you're right. Because people are making couch boy out to be evil incarnate. granted, that is a spot on my bingo card.
Panicked Trump’s Lawsuit over EPSTEIN SECRETS Instan...
IKR
I had a scene planned where he did something so evil (presumably killing the Pope, but I can't show that in a kid's movie so maybe I'll figure out a kid-friendly joke for it) he sank through the Earth's crust and everyone was like "Bye JD Byyyyyeeee stay away from couches down there" and now I'm going to have it that is how he meets the Murdochs and comes
back 
have him be mean to one of the dogs
very mundane sort of evil but you instantly know he's bad
I mean they are all mean to the dogs that's the point of the dogs
They can sense evil and they have a cult so the dogs are trying to warn everyone 
And they know the dogs know
hmm. good point. maybe have him do a 'so people can't afford eggs, let them have bacon instead' moment?
A la Marie Antoinette?
he seems airheaded enough, if he thinks that he's special in that his kids have supportive extended family bc he married an Indian woman.
we could have that too if we weren't so individualistic
Depressed Trump out of energy, Epstein’s got him
No I have a dark joke about Trump eating people as bacon so >>
(it's discreet enough kids won't get it, people who have read Animal Farm will)
It's finnnnnnnnnne
BREAKING: Pam Bondi’s Justice Department makes INSAN...
He is definitely reaching self-immolation as a distraction
/glances at Aish
Aish says and I quote, "It's nice and soothing okay. Burn away the evil. Might actually help him" 
D has been wanting marshmallows
Trump’s WORLD FALLS APART After Cover-Up BACKFIRES a...
lol
TRUMP’S DARKEST EPSTEIN SECRET REVEALED | The Kyle K...
OH YEAH I SHOULD MENTION
Peter Thiel financed Hulk Hogan to bring down Gawker. In the settlement he was able to do certain discoveries. GUESS WHO Else was in that?
So Thiel is financing Hulk Hogan, Elon Musk, JD Vance, and is bringing down Trump 
And then it will get weirder
We assume this is part of his revenge tour (at least Gawker was) the rest might be trying to get all the crypto & other finances under his control
daaaaaamn
I destroyed months of your work in seconds' says AI ...
JD Vance SECRETLY BURIES Epstein Trump PAST
🚨Federal Judge Drops MONDAY NIGHT BOMB On TrumpOne thing everyone keeps forgetting they keep saying the evidence will be all gone / incinerated etc. buuuuuuut
1) Trump's own admin are trying to corral him with blackmail chain
2) So are the oligarchs
3) Trump is trying to the use the FBI as his own private investigation wing to figure out what his other enemies might know (9/10ths of what Compromised by Peter Strozk kept saying)
4) If the evidence was incinerated, that is ALSO evidence and there are external -
2) So are the oligarchs
3) Trump is trying to the use the FBI as his own private investigation wing to figure out what his other enemies might know (9/10ths of what Compromised by Peter Strozk kept saying)
4) If the evidence was incinerated, that is ALSO evidence and there are external -
Verification methods (ie: Ghislaine Maxwell) etc. so would expose Trump loyalists inside FBI etc.
Jon Stewart Reacts to Colbert's Cancellation & Trump...
And when the country needed him most; Jon Stewart returned to literally sing and dance "Go fuck yourself" to capitulators of fascism 
A+++++ No notes
A+++++ No notes
WSJ's Trump-Epstein Birthday Letter Bombshell Rocks ...
The Gloves Are Off | "I Absolutely Love That Colbert...
UNEARTHED Audio: Trump ADMITS to SLEEPING with Girlswell willing to sleep with girls as long as 12+ he said :\
LIVE: Nearly ONE MILLION Petition to IMPEACH Trump, ...
IMPEACH TRUMP. AGAIN.
BREAKING: Colbert SHOCKS TRUMP With STUNNING Respons...
lmfao
"It's difficult to public speak and stuff... but it's a lot easier when you're not defending Hitler." TRUFAX
Trump gives SHOCKING statement amid Epstein fallout ...Thiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiis exacerangutan totally lays out the entirety of all the things Trumpsits ignore and "wtf is he scared of now?!?" I no longer think he thinks they have 75-90% of the dirt, I think he thinks they have 150% including stuff he didn't remember/didn't realize was being video taped
And that it is soooooooooooooooo fucking heinous no human being will be on board with it without copious amounts of their own blackmail/money and it's impossible to give all his cultists apparently
Analysts Warn Trump Has Become More Detached From Re...
JD Vance Made Secret Trip To Kill Wall Street Journa...
NEW Trump Lawsuit INSTANTLY BITES HIM
Trump Attorney General Sends EPSTEIN Madam SUSPICIOU...
Trump SCRAMBLES in TERROR as Ghislaine GETS SUBPOENA
🚨Trump RUNS INTO HIDING As Amazon Drops SURPRISE BOM...
Trump Gets INSTANT CHECKMATE in Court as PAST Trial ...
BREAKING: REPUBLICANS SHUT CONGRESS TO BLOCK EPSTEIN...
Republican Congress Drops SURPRISE EPSTEIN BOMB On T...
🚨 GOP Makes SHOCK MOVE as Epstein Scandal BOILS Over
Trump BLOWS UP on LIVE TV in front of PHILIPPINES PR...
Vance CAUGHT EXPOSING Epstein Files In LEAKED Dinner...
makes me mad that Congress just hiatused right before a several week vacation just to avoid the Epstein files that THEY were talking about
I bet everyone has dirt hanging over them
yuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuup
Mike Johnson almost said as much
Because he said too many Republicans would be removed if it all came to light instantly :VVV
Trump FAILS BIG TIME as HABBA is REJECTED by JUDGES
🚨Republicans BETRAY TRUMP With Brutal EPSTEIN VOTEI hate her but she's right (Klobuchar)
(she said "Trump blaming Obama is like the CEO getting caught on the KissCam blaming Coldplay" 
)
)
Also I'm pretty sure Mike Johnson's whole "we need to protect the innocent" he just means blackmail victims not sex trafficking victims 
Trump ADMITS To Bribing & Coercing Senators | The Ky...
WATCH: MAGA Voters IN TEARS Over Trump’s Epstein BET...
IHIP News: Mike Johnson SHUTS Congress DOWN to PROTE...
wrong one
IHIP News: Trump TERRIFIED As Ghislaine Maxwell May ...
that one
OMG! Trump Holds DISASTER Presser as GOP SHUTS DOWN
Obama BREAKS SILENCE and TORCHES Trump over FAILED d...
Wow it's weird to agree with Candace Owens on.... anything
🚨Fallon, Stewart, Oliver And Meyers DROP BOMB On Tru...
🚨CONGRESS Drops Unexpected Melania Trump BOMB
Seriously?
They're trying to rename the JFK center to the Melania Trump opera house
Trump’s TERRIBLE Lawyer has WORST DAY of HER LIFE????????? They're so weird
ah
🚨Trump’s Epstein Cover-Up Just Hit An ALARMING NEW H...
Obama Calls Out TRUMP EPSTEIN DistractionThis makes me want to finish Compromised >:T
Aish: So do it
CC: /points to the weird Illuminati tome
Aish: ah.
CC: /points to the weird Illuminati tome
Aish: ah.
Trump SECRET Connection EXPOSED Right BEFORE JAIL VI...
Say his name
Free me
aldskjaslkdj Spoilers no not that one but fine 
keep it in the news I GUESS since Mike Johnson is dragging this out ughhhhhhhh
keep it in the news I GUESS since Mike Johnson is dragging this out ughhhhhhhh
Jasmine Crockett exposes BOMBSHELL Epstein scheme
Trump goes PSYCHO as Epstein Lawyer SUDDENLY DIES
What Trump Just Did Should ALARM Everyone
/screaming increases
Cw; American concentration camps, human rights violation of the highest order
And then they've basically shut down Congress until September at this point. I'm just waiting for somebody to pull a hero move
yup
Trump INSTANTLY FOLDS as Market FORCES HIS HAND
White House Releases Memo Outlining Trump's Health I...
someone pulling a hero move is on my bingo card
fff
Just remember we need Ghislaine Maxwell and Trump himself to spill the beans on [redacted] /siiiiiiiiiiiiiiiigh I hate not getting to say what I want
someone needs to get her guards or we're going to have a repeat of something else
she's not who I wanted to sing but she needs to sing
In fairness, Elonia could break everything but just releasing what he has instead of teasing us like it's a cheap porno.
with Congress closed until September, he might
I've seen people speculating that the 'List' is actually DJT's list and Jeff was the Money Guy
DJT was one of the big suppliers through his modeling agency, beauty pageants, and shenanigans at Mar A Lago
(and this is why he has his tax records on lock down, because Epstein is all over them)
/sigh
this is where I'm at
I really want Maddow to team with Colbert in my imagined Bugs Bunny Revenge Plot
I don't want her to be Epstein'd but she isn't the only source the real shit is in docs that they can't erase because there are deadman switches everywhere. This boulder is already rolling downhill he can't stop it
#trump Should be SWEATING!!
IHIP News: JD Vance PLOTTING TAKEOVER as Trump Grows...
Trump SUFFERS in Morning as AWFUL NEWS Spreadsrofl holy fuck
🚨Ghislaine FEARS for HER LIFE after Trump RESPONSEcan you blame her?
Especially given the position 8 was in
[8th head - 6 is afraid of 7 because 7 8 9 - 9 = Epstein]
(7 = Trump)
I mean the originally reason she came out into public was SO she could get picked up, put in prison, and KEEP MUM so the parties who killed Epstein wouldn't come after her
LIVE: ~1 MILLION Signatures to IMPEACH Trump HAND DE...
looollll
Trump prepares to chicken out AGAIN, TERRIFIED
Trump LETS IT SLIP after HIDING THE LIST!
TACO holds true
of course
he's just doing things the devil way and doesn't understand why it works/fails
Devils don't do things directly (demons do on devil orders) only make suggestions
Without the "woowoo" It's mafia. He thinks the money is from extorting people for "protection" which is also just you know; threatening and exhorting
Trump delivers DISASTER speech as Epstein panic EXPL...yeah that was weird
"We're going to lower drug prices by a 1000%"
David: his grasp of numbers leaves much to be desired. Wharton... he went to Wharton...
- David also majored in business/economics
his grasp of numbers leaves much to be desired. Wharton... he went to Wharton...- David also majored in business/economics
IHIP News: Trump Gets BOMB DROPPED on Him, DOJ Hande...FIIIIIIIIIIIIINAAAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLY I was JUST telling my Mom how annoyed I was because per rules with Aish/others I can't be the first to say anything
^ RUSSIAN BANK CONNECTION FINALLY
((CC you've been saying that since 2015, -- YEAH I KNOW But I couldn't get specific))
America Has Swamp Crotch | Trump's Name Is In The Ep...
MAJOR BREAKING: BONDI TOLD TRUMP HE’S IN THE EPSTEIN...100% all of this. 1) Trump and Epstein had an international child sex trafficking ring through Russia and Eastern Bloc of former USSR nations (just like McMafia -- all the mob was doing) complete with Russian bank accounts for money laundering. BOTH TRUMP AND EPSTEIN. 2) channeled through Israel as all the mobs did, but also
because at minimum Robert Maxwell (Ghislaine's father) had publishing connections in those areas and used it and ALSO according to the reason Bondi (DA for FL, where the sentencing, conviction, and plea bargains happened) and Acosta (Prosecutor who became Trump's Labor Secretary in the first term) GAVE Epstein such a sweetheart deal (that literally enabled
him to keep abusing children!) - was because "his finances are so important" and basically because he was doing the blackmail of foreign leaders and it was considered natsec for US & Israel :||||| Seriously. 3) I forget if KK covered this because I slept on it (literally) but after Jared Kushner established the MBS connections, Trump no longer felt like he
needed Epstein and also that he was more of a liability
OH also crypto
a;lskdja;slkjdas;lkj I need to see that South Park episode
CC: Satan would never sleep with Trump D:<
Aish: Listen, if they can use my rep to take the child rapist down, it's fine
CC: ....
Aish: Listen, if they can use my rep to take the child rapist down, it's fine
CC: ....
he's more implicated than we thought
Fox News PANICS ON AIR as Trump SCANDAL BLOWS UP
Trump GOES PSYCHO as Worst Fear RUINS HIS LIFEit is pretty funny that Bondi is like ">> No I'm way too sick to go to the human trafficking conference" after firing the ethics department etc. they're trying
honestly if I worked for Trump, the cognitive dissonance of going to a conference on human trafficking would probably be too much for me, too
BREAKING: Trump Just Posted THIS INSANE VIDEO as He ...
riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight
Just vomit blood on the floor
I dont' think I could do it out of sheer empathy NORMAL ME NOT EVIL PSYCHOTIC ME
IHIP News: Trump in HIDING After BOMBSHELL! HE'S ON ...this. The ending most of all - "Trump is self-preservation on steroids. And this is his Achilles' Heel. .... It must be SO BAD given the way he is responding"
Moosey and I tried to come up with anything worse than child sex trafficking and the most we could guess was like cult sacrifices to Trump establishing himself as "God" and /checks notes/ Basically some unironic 
shit where he was trying to demonically possess all his cohorts he was blackmailing to give them power and like bathing in blood -
shit where he was trying to demonically possess all his cohorts he was blackmailing to give them power and like bathing in blood -
(because Q-Anon. They're so confession projection, maybe everything they say about the craziest bullshit conspiracy is so people think that it's too crazy to be about themselves in case it was ever discovered or his own cultists tried to tell people :V)
If it isn't slavery of any kind, cannibalism, wanton destruction, and blood sacrifice tend to be worse yes
Yeah that was all we could come up with
🚨Trump Blindsided—Cruz CALLS BS On His THREAT Agains...
I mean it could definitely be BEYOND our imagination which scares the shit out of me ngl
which scares the shit out of me ngl
like I read horror for fun :\ You shouldn't outdo me but some try
ooooh LAMP MONSTER GRRRR grrrr
Family Guy - (S2xE11) Stephen King
Blood/organ harvesting, human livestock, death marches, labor camps, chemical testing, live vivisections, a few come to mind
Well he is doing the labor camps and there is torture so
But yes all of the WW2 shit
FOR WHATEVER REASON that doesn't fuck up the MAGA like it does me / NORMAL FUNCTIONAL HUMAN BEINGS
The God Emperor can do no wrong
Except this
Child rape
Possibly because they are like so
latched onto it
primed for it
And the racism bounces off it because it's like "Well if they're the wrong fucking SPECIES you shouldn't FUCK THEM ASSHOLE"
Maybe too many watchings of Taxi Driver (if that is a thing) so it's like their only one line or soooooooooooomething.
PROBABLY because they justify all the other heinous shit as "racism is okay because the others are CHILD RAPISTS and must be eradicated"
Openly some MAGA say it's because it's the final proof that he really is one of the elites, always was, and always was planning to con them and it's the final nail in the coffin of their [plausible deniability]
also because it's so known that its' the difference between Jesus and cults. Jesus didn't fuck, cult leaders are obsessively in favor of "cult leader must have all the sex"
and idk adult women don't matter to the most hardcore of the base because they're fine with misogyny
This is going viral right now..
🚨Trump RUSHES to Ghislaine’s Prison BEFORE DEPOSITIO...
tbf I'm 99% sure the QAnon will end up being like "SEE? Trump WAS ordained by GOD to root out all the deep state!!! 
" but
" but
I don't think we even care what they think at this point
And certainly won't by then just relieved if they stop being culty
WHOA! GOP turns AGAINST Trump as BLUFF IS CALLED
wait a minute, has the Boomerpocalypse started early?
Oh shit
Oh shit
Babe do you remember what I said earlier about him being funded by Peter Thiel?
Do they say how he died?
Peter Thiel funded Hogan's lawsuit against Gawker Media. Not coincidentally the same Gawker that released a bunch of the Epstein information. Peter Thiel also funded J.D. Vance (and turned him super glam) and is friendly rivals with Elon Musk (both from South Africa, associates since the Paypal days), owns Palantir and a huge amount of Trump admin
The silent return of Peter Thiel: the invisible netw...
Basically is doing all the crypto that Trump needs to fund his shit. And again; got a LOT in his discovery via Hulk Hogan of how Gawker did things; because also? Peter Thiel was revealed for being gay against Thiel's wishes. Nick Denton (owner of Gawker) was gay himself and wanted all other gays thrown out of the closet
Peter Thiel's War On Gawker: A Timeline
Peter Thiel's War On Gawker: A Timeline
# Weirdest shit I know from GamerGate
COINCIDENCE? I mean yeah probably, but also, oh shit timing because 
WWE Hall of Famer Hulk Hogan dies at 71Cardiac arrest 
Trump PANICS over His WORST FEAR as LEAKS Keep Dropp...
not bashing you, just think it's funny
My layman thinking is just their generation is just so unhealthy. I expect a mass die off, but this is sooner than i expected
100%
They literally mentioned that scene in the video
I mean maybe but I don't think so
I mean why HH not THE OTHERS who are less showpieces
I mean I'm sure it doesn't help that I'm literally reading a book on the Illuminati
Trump in WORLD OF HELL as Ghislaine MEETS FROM PRISO...
sex trafficking but specifically boys, since MAGA keeps proving they don't care about girls
tbh I think your theories are sound, it's the only way the current behavior makes sense
(see also, my theory that Musk is going to use his designer babies as spare parts for himself and that's why he keeps picking boys and why he's pissed at his trans daughter)
I also have a feeling cannibalism is involved
with that level of sociopathy, how can it not be?
🚨The Unearthed Hulk Hogan Video Trump Doesn't Want Y...
oh shit
I met the Hulk once. Bad Vibes, tbh
it was weird, he was out in public with his girlfriend before his divorce was finalized
I think he was shopping dorm supplies for his college age daughter at the time (I was working register at the now dead Linens n Things)
creepy
Trump Hangs Up on CNN After Epstein Questions, Tells...
Trump's Epstein Coverup Fails As House Subpoenas Fil...
Relax, Guy
South Park - Diddy Did It
South Park is BEGGING Trump to Sue Them
OMG! South Park PREMIERE SPARKS Trump MELTDOWN for T...
I knew someone would Bugs Bunny but I honestly FORGOT that SOUTH PARK IS STILL IN THE GAME
Trump PRESS STUNT Instantly BACKFIRES in HIS FACE
IKR
I haven't watched them in ages and now I'm like "SIR YES."
It's Jesus | South Park
WOW: Trump’s Epstein plan CRASHES & BURNS
IHIP News: Trump STABBED IN THE BACK as GOP Joins De...
Trump Hates South ParkThere's so much more nuance here than i thought
Clanker Is A Slur"I have lived long enough into 2025 to witness 'clanker'' become a slur"
This follows all the internet joke models from time eternal. It's only a matter of time before sensitive, crazy, or true racists jump on this
yup
History moves so fast now. What a blessing to witness trolling become true believers and racists
I blame the Flat Earthers
yup
Trump has PSYCHO MELTDOWN on WH Lawn ON LIVE TV
Hulk Hogan Is Burning In Hellas;dkja;lsdkjas;ldkj
Trump SECRET MEETING with Media EXPOSED and It’s WOR...
Kyle: why are you investigating secret conspiracies and shit?
CC:
Hm I wonder
CC:
Hm I wonder
She's admitting she's in one
noooooo
BREAKING: OH SH*T THERE’S NO WAY TRUMP JUST SAID THI...yes exactly. (the Biden white house and Merrick Garland didn't do shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit)
🚨Ivanka SECRETS REVEALED as Trump PAST HAUNTS HIMCorrect direction
Trump SURRENDERS to Ghislaine in DISASTER MEETING
Remember: Everyone around Trump knows he's a fucking moron and thinks (erroneously) that they can control him
Via blackmail ftr
Fox News COLLAPSES ON AIR after Trump’s GHISLAINE DE...
"He’s part of this coverup!” Newsom drops BOMB on Tr...
Trump has NIGHTMARE DAY as he is PROTESTED in Scotla...this is the way
Trump GOES PSYCHO as ALL HELL BREAKS LOOSE
Trump holds SECRET MEETING to TAKE OVER Network
Trump RUNS OFF as Protests SUDDENLY ERUPT
It's Insanity
Trump gets RUDE AWAKENING in SCOTLAND
WATCH: Trump’s Coast Guard NEARLY KILLS Canadian Fis...
/screams into hands
🚨FCC Chairman Makes BOMBSHELL Trump ANNOUNCEMENT
🚨Trump’s FBI Director Drops SURPRISE EPSTEIN BOMB
Trump LOSES IT As Rogan Drops GHISLAINE BOMBSHELL!you tell 'em Rogan
They are worse than Tr*mp.
"South Park Just Nuked the Presidency"omgosh that's so funny I am so happy for him lol
I don’t often admit, especially not in the buttoned-up, scandal-stained circles I tend to frequent. I’ve been a fan of South Park since day one. That’s right. Through indictments, congressional hearings, prison time, and trials, I’ve never missed a season - Michael Cohen
He must be OVER THE MOON
IHIP News: Trump Gets BURIED As MORE HORRIFYING Foot...
cw: child rape & incest
Killer doesn’t want to be confused with ICE agent #s...
All HELL BREAKS LOOSE as Trump’s Plan CAUGHT ON TAPEAmericans are not down for this as you can see.
You Won't Believe WHO Showed Up To End The Kiss Cam ...
Cabinet Member Says Trump Calls Him At 1am To Gossip...TRUE (we're doing a disservice to this country by not giving Trump serious dementia brain scans because restlessness and sleeplessness and agitation are huge symptoms for dementia)
"MAGA Dad" FLEES to Russia with Family… Instantly BA...
Could Trump & DOJ face CONSEQUENCES for corrupt deal.../screams into fists
YOU ARE SOOOOOOOOOOOOOO FUCKING CLOSE
I FEEL LIKE A FUCKING BLUE ANON CONSPIRACY LOOLOO JUST FUCKING FIGURE IT OUT ALREADY SO I CAN BE FREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Ftr
"You can draw a direct line from Richard Nixon not being held accountable for his crimes, to Donald Trump feeling so emboldened that he sits in the Oval Office signing illegal and unconstitutional orders all day long."
who enabled Nixon and is on the line from every Republican president along the way to Trump. WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
/shakes them
Trump Threatens To Have More Late Night Talk Show Ho...
Trump literally RUNS AWAY in Scotland on DISASTER SU...
something tells me Mitch McConnell is involved
he's been in Washington as long as Biden and has none of the scruples that Sanders has
NONE OF THE GUMPTION
Ehhh McConnel is actually obvious what he did. I mean the NOT obvious ones. so they're smaller / behind the scenes in & out
Trump gets NIGHTMARE NEWS as RED STATES FALL to DEMS
(Roger Stone is also too obvious and wasn't there for Bush Sr. or Jr. or Ford and Regan etc.)
(But follow threads and white rabbit trails from him....)
( I KNOW I SOUND CRAZIER BY BEING INDIRECT BUT I AM NOT ALLLOOOOWWWWED YET)
🚨Elon Musk Brutally Blindsided By THIS Tesla PR Disa...
🚨Trump Goes On BIZARRE THREAT SPREE—Oprah & Beyonce ...
I'm gonna keep guessing stuff
HIDDEN Epstein PAYMENTS Resurface... Trump is SCREWE...
I have been saying this since 2013
"Art" budgeting is almost always SEX TRAFFICKING AND SLAVERY
FUCK
I mean I already knew most of Epstein's was because WE LITERALLY HAVE THE ACCOUNTS AND RECEIPTS but
I'm glad they're finally FINALLY WAY TOO LATE TRACKING IT 
we all know that Epstein and Trump are all over each other's records, that's why the tax docs haven't been released
tbh if this country is run on trafficking young women, maybe the deserves to dissolve
ya
🚨Lauren Boebert’s Latest BOMBSHELL EXPOSED—Police In...
Yeaaaaah I mean it's not the whole country but we need to fucking restitution the country and stop the top down system that they are exploiting
dismantle golf elites and end the class warfare that is literally warfare
I blame Reagan for a lot of that tbh
the class war is not left vs right but bottom vs top
if the 1% built beautiful libraries still I'd say we can probably tolerate them
but they don't even do that anymore
IHIP News: Trump Can BARELY Form a SENTENCE in DISAS...
Hugely
They don't do shit. That's why I'm reading Barbarians at the Gate
^ Guys please notice, Trump is confessing he cheated and stole the 2016 election. Please. Please. Please. Fucking. NOTICE.
no one is going to do anything that matters tho
at this point I think the only solution is going to be a lone gunman
but no one wants to take the fall
MAGA Fan Offers Shockingly Disgusting Defense Of Tru...cw: child sex abuse
No
No. We need a solution that lasts
Trump alone isn't the cause
So it HAS to be a systemic fix because anything else will continuing perpetuating it
forever
And I'm not having it. The only way this shit can be dealt with is permanently and broadly, and NEVER FUCKING AGAIN ala Germany. Never. Fucking. Again.
Pentagon Insiders BEG Trump To Fire Dumbass Pete Heg...
Germany's No Tolerance Policy is the perfect solution but everyone's gonna scream BUT MUH RIGHTS?
free speech is only free if it's not inciting violence and hate against vulnerable people
this is why Bar Keeps aggro on people wearing suspicious crosses and eagles
No
It's not banning that solves shit
(See also AFD in Germany)
And also we HAVE THE FUCKING BANS
ALREADY
We just aren't enforcing them because team Anti-Christ is undermining the enforcement and redirecting with extreme evil etc.
The easiest solution is and always was prevention. You tackle what causes people to lean into right wing and make it obsolete
There's keys, techniques, etc. some known, some I'm not allowed to point out yet, but everyone just do your best for now and we'll get there before they can stop us because they only put RPG points on attack and have no defense, brains, or adaptability
I'm just trying not to be defeated by the morbs right now for reasons that I delineated in my own plurk. feels like the last 2 years have just been continuously fighting a hopeless battle
Don't worry
It's been all of human history and we're winning. It's just in a sucky place where it has to look like we're losing in order to protect people (and yes, it is, though it sure as fuck doesn't look like it, does it?)
Trump caught CHEATING at golf in Scotlandit's okay and reasonable to break and cry but get back up and make sure to get your laughs in when you can
AND THANK YOU BTC HE CHEATED IN 2024 LET US NOT FORGET /shakes fist
I get it, the dems are scared of giving them the civil war they want. And me too. But we do need to make sure we stop the cheating forever
I'm trying! hopefully things will start being easier soon
OFF HIS ROCKER! Trump STUNS a Worldwide Audience!
It will
You can always yell "FOLLOW THE MONEY" if you get worried because it's pretty obvious
BREAKING: HORRIFIC GHISLAINE MAXWELL NEWS, TRUMP RUN...
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"Trump greeted by at least 6 squealing fans" LMFAO
they tried
reading the book I'm at (Barbarians at the Gate) I feel a nervous sensation of us being at the point of No Game No Life where God yells at the others for their stupid waste and destruction >>; And I gotta say << I'm concerned, but hey I trust? NOT EASY FOR ME BUT I DO
That's always about the money. That's all people care about.
I'm just trying to hold tight. A lot of the intuitive folks and people who are trying to contact ETs are saying that 2027 could be the year when things start really shifting
Just a year and a half...
How Tet, the god of play, became the one true god. (...
rofl
🚨SUNDAY STUNNER: Trump Loving Lunatic Shocks Live TV...
lol the news "we are way past that" oh okay
OH NO: MAGA Official Accidentally PLAYS P*RN in MIDD...
Well, this is something..my brain
BREAKING: UPDATE on Epstein scandal amid possible pa...Do not forget the victims in this because Trump wants you to
and no, Maxwell is not one. Anyone who says that she is, is not just deep in the koolaid, they're the ones actively poisoning it
IHIP News: Trump RAN OUT of Scotland as MASSIVE Back...
BREAKING: TRUMP ADMITS IT?!
BREAKING: UPDATE on Epstein case at SUPREME COURTsay his name say his name
(8th head)
IHIP News: Trump PANICS and SLIPS UP on Epstein Ques...
TOTAL SHOCK: Putin Footage DESTROYS Trump!
OUTSMARTED: Attorney finds SURPRISE way to force rel...
Some Trump Supporters Have Resorted to Defending Lit...
Here we weed out the too far gone from those who have one single line of morality left.
Trump get news he FEARED amid Democratic announcemen...
Trump Having A Nervous Breakdown As Epstein Scandal ...
🚨Dropkick Murs Just Publicly HUMILIATED Trump Over T...
/bops along to First Class Loser
Trump TRAPS Himself in NEW FILING against Murdoch?!?
again; we need to establish that vexxatious litigants and the general kind of assholes that define the anti-Christ hydra heads -- lost all benefit of the doubt and indeed; EARN extreme prejudice and suspicion so when they file such lawsuits, judges, and lawyers can literally straight point to their history and argue "Look he's just trying to do a mafia thing
to literally threaten and outright KILL anyone with evidence against him :||||||:
🚨Senate Judiciary STUNS TRUMP With Tuesday EPSTEIN B...yesssssssssss gooooooooooooood Chucky. I knew there was a reason God let you stay in power a little longer you fucking cheater and general capitulator
Trump SWATS at HIS FACE at DISASTER Openingwow SUPER weenie
Dan Bongino Is Cracking Under The Pressure Of His FB...
The Hidden Reason Trump Is COOKED | The Kyle Kulinsk...
fuck I wondered why I was allowed to say it and now I know because yeah IT FUCKING IS HAPPENING
ICE = child sex trafficking ring. I knooooooooooooooooooooow and I am glad they are fucking NOTICING but FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK
ahh so ICE = Ironic Child Exploitation
sadly
Abolish ICE
All HAVOC BREAKS LOOSE as Trump Targets OWN VOTERS
...I really wish humans weren't so inherently resistant to nuance.
so that instead of catchphrases like "abolish ice" we could have serious conversations about the actual problems and what's actually needed, and gather around policy positions like "dismantle ICE and rebuild it from the ground up" or "dismantle ICE and redistribute its functions along these lines"
instead of every goddamn political discourse point just being OOGA BOOGA THING BAD
yes ICE is garbage and is doing unacceptable things, absolutely, but that doesn't mean there should be no enforcement of immigration and customs laws, it means that they're not really doing that, they're doing some other shit and pretending to be serving a useful purpose
We already have customs and immigration law enforcement
Abolish ICE and give back the duties to others. Having an entire gestapo overamped up to literally kidnap people is inhumane and obscenely un-American.
I all goes back to child trafficking doesn't it?
conspiracy nuts have been saying it for years
tbh I think what will work is finding evidence for a RICO charge
if it's not protecting kids, it'll be money and conspiracy charges
yup
yeah idk... the days when mobsters were taken down for things like tax evasion were also the days when the wealthy weren't allowed to just... refuse to be taxed
weird how the relaxation of taxation on the ultra-wealthy correlates so well with the rise of gross, blatant corruption, surely this is a coincidence
IDK, I think they hit Giuliani with RICO?
they're just wimps and afraid to touch that clown
yup
HOLY SH*T: MISSING Minutes From Epstein Video DISCOV...
Giuliani wasn't rich or powerful (at least not after his mayor days were over and he attached himself to Trump) he just hung out around people who were and tried to do their bidding badly
I don't feel bad about him being taken down, but he wasn't exactly a big fish, really
considering that another CEO was shot I think vigilante justice will become more of a thing
literally that is another square on my bingo card
/siiiiiigggghhh I really doubt that is a solution but
WATCH THIS F***ING TRUMP VIDEO, Check His Brain IMME...
NGL I would vote Hunter Biden and Jasmine Crocket at this point
I wouldn't have 8 months ago but you know
At this point he's the only one saying "Fuck Trump" so sure
Just have Hunter say "There's something fucked up about that motherfucker" in the debate
Renaming The Kennedy Center | America's GoFundMe | S...
"I heard somewhere that it helps if you get into a car accident if you are just a LITTLE drunk because then you don't tense up so much. And I think it would help with this Presidency...." yeah but I'm not allllloooowwwwwed
Also yeah
petition for Trump to drink
because he hasn't been drunk and honestly..... please do something different
Top MAGA BREAKS with Trump, CIVIL WARUNIRONICALLY I DID, SIR
I would like to cash in on this but
But I'm a little scared that the rest might be correct and some of the Aztec shit concerns me vastly
Like there is no bottom so
pulling the entire Earth out of Hell with my willpower and the power of ~Satan~ is .... hard
BREAKING: INSANE Epstein update deals CRUSHING blow ...Yeah exactly I was telling everyone this
Trump INSTANTLY Folds on GHISLAINE Demand
ftr Jerry Sandusky was like this too. The pedophile :| Narcissistic abuser of reallllllly young boys
It was always "ah they loved me so much they were flirting" etc. :|||||||||||||
Trump's Trademark Racism and Misogyny Are No Longer ...
🚨 Trump launches STUNNING ATTACK on top judge
Steve Bannon ADMITS IT: "We're LOSING TEXAS!"you tell 'em dude. Boston tea party was over a 3% tariff, are we really going to be okay with 15%?!
Lawyer TARGETED by Trump GOES FOR THE JUGULAR
🚨 Justice Department's SECRET plan to protect Trump ...
WATCH: South Park RETALIATES At Trump With ANOTHER V...
Poor Satan ;~; he needs a sexy boyfriend not a tiny tyrant
🚨Trump’s CONFIDANT Drops WEDNESDAY EPSTEIN BOMB On T...
Krystal UNLEASHES On Diet-MAGA Democrat In BRUTAL Be...
Trump has DISASTER LANDING in DC and LOSES IT at NEW...CC: Moosey, I apologize but I was told to ask you. Why is Trump re-circulating QAnon Pedo conspiracy stuff right now when it all comes back to him Moosey:
He's really that dumbCC: But it....
Dad: He's just deflecting
CC: But it's NOT deflecting, it's making his own supporters freak out and dig harder?????????
Moosey: seriiiiiiiiiiously that dumb
OH SH*T: Karoline Leavitt’s DAMNING Past Scandal GET...
Trump LASHES OUT as his ENTIRE TERM COLLAPSES
🚨 Trump pulls MIDNIGHT STUNT to protect himself in E...
Trump CRIES ABOUT FOX Host after she HUMILIATES HIM ...
🚨Trump’s LAST DAYS with Epstein FINALLY EXPOSEDevery fucking time /takes the hood off of Trump's lies:It's Putin!
Virginia city councilman doused in gasoline and lit ...not a rational reaction but wtafJust use a gun like the rest of America
Beneath America, a large, buried heat blob is movinguhhhh Aish?Aish: shhhhh it's fine, just don't dig that deep
...definitely doesn't make me worry about Yellowstone at all.
Trump gets TASTE of HIS OWN MEDICINE as GLOVES GO OF...BULLY THE TRUMP!
EARLY BIRD GETS THE SLOP
All HELL BREAKS LOOSE as Trump is CAUGHT IN ACT
BREAKING: Trump F***s UP BIG TIME ON VIDEO as Everyt...but but but ehhhhh
Unironically I would campaign for Jasmine Crockett & Hunter Biden on a ticket no lie
IHIP News: JD Vance's SECRET PLOT to Takeover as FOX...thiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiis
Joe Rogan SUDDENLY REALIZES What He Voted For...this first part with Tomi Lahran (ironically -- but it's her guest of course) is super significant
Just laying out why she considers Trump evil
tbh Jasmine Crockett and Hunter Biden is probably what we need
Hunter is so much like how Joe was during Obama era- probably as fiery as he was early in his career
I need more Bidens to drop F Bombs
SHOCK: Trump Just Suffered a CRYING COMBUSTION Over ...oh Alex Jones...
Dark Brandon
IHIP News: Trump VISIBLY TERRIFIED When Asked THIS Q...
JD Vance Is Missing!
he's a double Leo and a Libra, going into Leo Season
I have Fears
🚨Epstein Victim’s Family Just STUNNED Trump With A D...
Trump DARK PAST Resurfaces over ALARMING PAGEANTS
🚨Epstein's Dark Trump Bombshell FINALLY DROPS
Trump PANICS INSTANTLY after getting CHECKMATED!
From the 50501 community on Reddit: Ex-CIA Whistlebl...
evidently this whistleblower is willing to testify under oath. If this is true what can we do?
Michael Cohen on The Trump Epstein PlaybookBleed Trump of his lawyers
Oh Cohen, she didn't give up what she knows because she didn't want to DIE LIKE EPSTEIN
She even did a purposeful photo shoot of "here I am FBI come get me" so it was too public and timing was too close to Epstein so she would be in custody
Nevertheless, nothing is about her at all, (Trump can focus 100% on her and fuck himself over for it but) it's all about the dooooocuments baby. Money trails are evidence
FURIOUS Canada STRIKES BACK at Trump AFTER DEADLINE
NGL this was very reassuring. It incorporates my economic fixit in advance so I know Aish & others are working on getting it, it's just time consuming and I thought it would take millennia or centuries so this is very very fast
"Don't be so tone-deaf" bruh even I'm sick of that from the LEFT you think I am going to take it from the right?!
Speaking of tone deaf idiot
'Heart Wrenching' Video: Trump BLASTED By 'Stolen Gi...
Trump PANIC BLITZ tariff chaos begins
Trump WH Stunt BLOWS UP in HIS FACE as PAST HAUNTS H...jfc meanwhile child sex trafficking white house is in full light and only Ben is going "wow that is like 20 sex traffickers in one room. WHY IS NO ONE ELSE SEEING THIS?!"
I wonder
/screams into both hands
I didn't know the scope of Vince McMann's creepy incest wannabe shit
BUT GEE MAKES SENSE WHY TRUMP IS RIGHT THERE
/screams into both hands AGAIN
Thanks Ben. I needed that
omfg
Is Trump doing this thinking "ah yes I'll surround myself with sex traffickers to look better than them?" siiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiir
EXTENDED INTERVIEW: VP Kamala Harris's "107 Days" Is...
she's even saying that the system is broken
It is
she absolutely knows but she can't do anything to fix it
she knows what the CIA guy found and is willing to testify about
I'm just. God this is infuriating
She told you what to do. Grassroots
We need to stop looking at top-down solutions
There are things that are happening behind the scenes instigating everything coming to a head but it's taken so long I'm not exactly invested in their competency
But none of the Right-wings models are sustainable
Remember this is all an endurance game. That doesn't mean the Dems with greater capacity to do things shouldn't buuuuut
buuuuut
Drip drip drip
We'll get him via death by a billion papercuts
and the advantage of chaos is that it is overwhelming -- but that is also easy to turn back on them 
so throw literally EVERYTHING at him Nonstop all the time
so throw literally EVERYTHING at him Nonstop all the time
BUT ALSO: take care of yourself. I am worried Cohen will burn himself out but
Find the things that are fun for you to do / help the cause and do them and then it's easier to handle the non-fun
WATCH: Ex-Stripper Makes SHOCK ALLEGATION Against MA...
/screams into hands
The first part I'm like yeah that's normal GOP
theeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeen it got bad
which still might be uh
standard GOP because they arne't just GUARDIANS of Pedos, they are the pedos they guard
BREAKING: Epstein Victim’s Family Delivers STUNNING ...
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Candace please
Harvey Weinstein was not set up
why are you like this?
Are Republican women okay. Blink twice if torture
Bible Gateway passage: Matthew 25:31-46 - New Intern...this is the state of things for the record
All Guardians of Pedos go nonstop blinking like that Thick of It joke
Trump COVER UP Backfires as VICTIMS GO PUBLIC
Marjorie Greene’s Boyfriend SHOCKS, KNIFES TRUMP in ...
"knifes" i mean okay he basically just said "yeah it might be misleading some supporters to act like he's ever going to arrest Obama.... that's not happening"
Don Jr LETS IT SLIP and exposes Trump's DARK SECRET/rubs hands together. Oh yeah. I love it when journalists follow the money. Do their most basic job on paper. Talk money trails to me /swoon
Trump Could Be In SERIOUS Legal Trouble Over New Eps...
IHIP News: Karoline Leavitt BREAKS DOWN in HUMILIATI...
🚨PANICKED Trump holds DISASTER PRESSER on JOBS
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Trump
You just
I mean
holy shit
I love this. Me and [redacted] keep talking about ways to trick MAGAGA and just I love seeing it happen
epstein rewrites are making me crazyeheheheheheh
watching apolitical normies dabble in my world is forever funny like "yeah this is why I fucking did something bananas and snapped, I now see myself as heroically well adjusted for what I have learned 
"
"
He Keeps Getting Arrested and Released
Newsom Declares WAR On Trump After CAUGHT In Electio...
Trump RUNS SCARED as His CORRUPTION Gets REVEALED?!?uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuugh
the slavery is here btw
Trump get RIPPED TO SHREDS on Tariffs by APPEALS COU...
Trump Biographer REVEALS DEADLY FEAR from Past
🚨Trump Gets CAUGHT Pulling BEHIND THE SCENES Epstein...we're getting sooooooooo close
🚨TOP REPUBLICAN Accuses Trump Of HIDING DEMENTIA
NOT JOKING -- you know who was in school with Ted Kazinsky and frequently told that story about him being a good student and shit??? Epstein. Again. Not fucking joking
I had a game to try to write better jokes than God, OBVIOUSLY I FAILED BUT I AM ENJOYING EVERY SECOND 
🚨 Trump commits FATAL MISTAKE as PANIC sets in | Ano...
How is This REAL?! Ghislaine Maxwell News IS INSANE!agnostics getting converted by Trump's stupidity is my new favorite thing
No, Candace, he couldn't have gotten ahead of it by telling the truth. That's why.
"Listen you fuckwits in my cult. In the 90s I sold my daughter into sex trafficking to Russian mobs that Epstein hooked me up with. Then in the 2000s I was so broke from bankrupting a casino, something no one else has ever done in the history of all casinos and mob, and I was getting more and more desperate, so I threw my bff Jeff under the bus and dropped a
dime on him to the Feds - that's what it's called, that's what Jeffrey said to Michael Wolff, that I dropped a dime on him, it's a reference to payphones, but it was all fine because they just gave him a sweetheart deal that I had to hire Acosta as my own sex trafficking minister in government for -- and then the Russians were blackmailing me for the next 20
years to become President, and even though I kept trying to screw it up, the combination of all of you fucking psychos decided you so loved the racism the Russians were trying to start a second civil war over that you made me President -- well that and the Russians cheated more than anyone ever, and also my little secret with Mr. Number 8. YES, Number 8 we
call him, and by we, I mean the other heads of the Anti-Christ-- so when then I was in a really precarious position because Epstein knew all my bank accounts and SECRETS so I had Mr. 8, THAT SAME BROSEF axe good 'ol Jeffrey. Some say this makes Jeff 9, the 9th head. But the best part is
I don't need him to hook me up with Russians, bank accounts, Jewish mobsters, or MBS, I now get them all, so I am selling all your children and anyone else we can abduct with racist ICE policies into slavery -- sexual or otherwise, and you know what MAGA? You're still so fucking stupid even as I am saying this to your face, you are going to clap like the
dumb racists the left called you out for being."
So of the two answers;
No no, Trump's first one was definitely better
For him. The truth is funnier but \:|/ this is fine for now
^ And yes, Acosta was literally in charge of sex trafficking because that is literally run under the Department of Labor
/accordion hands
But that's not all folks, he put Linda McMann in charge of education because she too is a fucking child sex trafficker.
If you're not seething, it's because you think I'm insane. But give it another week and we'll see, because damn if it isn't getting more obvious by the day
I want to know Vegas' over-under on Trump's arm seizing whether the bets are on "Demonic possession" or "obviously mini-strokes" (or both)
Rolling Stone Finds EVIDENCE, Drops Alarming BOMB On...
INSANE Elon Musk BOMBSHELL Will SHOCK YOU!
((Musk wasted billions, made NOTHING more efficient, and as we always said, the cruelty and corruption was the point from conception in Project 2025's thinktanks who profited and by which I mean funneled to Putin))
............................................
Oh
That was an aside
The worst was
Actually yeah surprising
Musk defending sex trafficking because women are "built to be traded to other tribes."
UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGH
Trump RATTLED ON AIR over BRUTAL Question
Truuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuump this wasn't a trick question
The Dalton School's 'Epstein-Barr' Problem | Law & C...
It's Getting Even Worse
OMG!! Trump Lawyer HIDDEN CONNECTION to GHISLAINE?!you too huh Popock?
"Many things piss mee off about mainstream media. How they're covering the Epstein case and they're missing not only the dots, but how to connect the dots."
CC 24/7 the last month:
CC 24/7 the last month:
Trump RAGES That Democrats Are Laughing At Himas all should
let him rage. he's just a schoolyard bully
yup
IHIP News: Trump Hits ROCK BOTTOM After Polling PLUM...
say his name say his name~~~~~
🚨Trump Makes GROSS Comment About Karoline Leavitt’s ...
🚨 CONCEALED Trump CABAL EXPOSED as Past HAUNTS HIMweeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
WATCH: Trump Presser EXPLODES as LEAKED Email Sparks...
Trump F’S AROUND and FINDS OUT in Instant Backfire
🚨A HUGE CLUE Just Appeared In Trump’s Maxwell PARDON...
/screams into both hands
SECRET Ghislaine DEAL Exposed by Pro-Trump Host?!lmao yeah Adam. No kidding
1991: A timeline of Robert Maxwell, Mossad, & CIA
FEMA Ignores Storm Victims While Offering $600 Milli...
BTW This is money laundering
They are doing what Sarah Huckabee Sanders did
Charge outrageously for parties/podiums/etc. and then actually do Russian money laundering
Standard problem with the for profit prisons ALREADY; they are almost ALL 100% money laundering operations where they allot a decent chunk for food/security, but actually spend a 1/10th or sometimes less, and then pocket the difference in various little hidey holes
Trump WALKS INTO TRAP set by GHISLAINE and SURRENDER...
🚨LEAKED DOC reveals Trump’s SECRET PLANTW: torture, genocide, USA is dystopia hell still etc.
Watch Trump’s SCARY DECLINE Caught on CameraCHRIS YOUR HAIR LMFAO
TRUMP JUST SUFFERED F***ED UP OF LIFE in Interview, ...
Tired Of Democrats Who Don't Fight Back Against Repu...
INSANE: Tucker ERUPTS after Accused of Being CIA AGE...
I love this so much
Ladies ladies, calm down. You can both be feds. \:|/
Trump Goes Crazy After Russian Leader Compares Him T...
Trump Gets BOOED LOUDLY at SOLD OUT WWE Event
Trump Gets EMBARRASSED In BIZARRE White House VIDEO🚨
England EXPOSES Trump & Prince Andrew’s EPSTEIN CONV...
Trump DOJ COVER UP Backfires as VICTIMS GO PUBLIC on...
Trump's Worst GRIFT Just GOT EVEN WORSE
🚨Ghislaine Maxwell VICTIM Makes Trump A SURPRISE OFF...
"FIVE ALARM FIRE!” BOMBSHELL Supreme Court developme...
Trump SUFFERS the WRATH of US ALL as HIS LIFE COLLAP.../siiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiigggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
asdalksjda:Lskdj:ALKSDJ omfg
moosechangerpat another for you - GOP posted a "Make cars great again!" with Trump in front of.... a Russian Car
ahhhhhhhhhhhh
GLOVES OFF: Trump gets UNWELCOME surprise by top Dem..."They Govern Like Day Traders"this this
MAGA Has MELTDOWN as Comic TEARS Them to SHREDS
Trump hit with INSTANT KARMA for AWFUL PLAN
IHIP News: Trump SHAKING After MORE BAD NEWS Hits Ha...
MAGA CEO Gets Destroyed in INSTANT BACKFIRE
HOW ARE THEY SO DUMB?!!?!?! NO REALLY
NO REALLY
SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIT they're dumb
YEAH IT IS EASY TO SAY THEY ARE DUMB ADAM
Listen, I have empathy for everyone but how is he this dumb?
All HELL BREAKS LOOSE as Trump’s HORRORS UNCOVEREDcw: worse than any dystopia cyberpunk videogame
Trump Suffers SCARY COGNITIVE Event as the TRUTH COM...
Trump new "INVESTIGATION" Instantly BACKFIRES on HIM
SICKLY Trump in TERROR ON SUNDAY under BIG PRESSURE
Judge Aileen Cannon's Trump Ruling Being Used To Wre...
WATCH: Trump SHOUTS at Reporters, Brain EXPLODES!
Fox host TRIGGERED when guest ADMITS TRUTH about Tru...GUYS WE THREW A REVOLUTION OVER a 3% TARRIFF YOU THINK 15% is "MANAGEABLE????"
IHIP News: Elon Musk MAKES Everything WORSE With Mor...
SCOTUS Rulings BACKFIRE on THEMSELVES
Trump Gives SUSPICIOUS Answer To BRUTAL EPSTEIN QUES...
Fox News LOSES IT on AIR over Trump JOB REPORT
WOW! Supreme Court Justice BLOWS WHISTLE on CORRUPT ...extremely significant
Trump HUMILIATES himself with INSANE announcementlmfao pay me to take drugs
LIVE: The Way Out of This | Lights On with Jessica D...>> Saaaaaaaaaaaaaaay it << tell who started that cheat >> You knoooooooooooooooooooow I KNOW YOU KNOW D: Well okay I don't. I suspect
damn it
COME ON I AM INCLUDED IN THIS
HOW LONG MUST THIS FARCE CONTINUE?!
/sighhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
;~; ty Jessica Densen
Oh... I thought I was over tears
TBF It is very Chlorine of me I'm doing half tear in each eye
UGH one minute at a time with comic breaks and I am still very very very very wibbly
I'm too tired. I've been burning both ends all day oops
CC: I can do this. I am strong.
Also CC: BWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH D: D: D: D:
Also CC: BWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH D: D: D: D:
I am just reminded of why someone shot Erin Pizzey's dog once upon a time......
-> Because she was helping teenagers escape child sex trafficking :|
This Melania & Epstein Story Might Get Me ARRESTED?!
Related. Obviously
Fake Bodycams Are Out of Controlcasual reminder KGB's playbook included fracturing America by playing racism on itself to divide us so I laughed and laughed.... and then remembered 
oh yeah those mofos are everywhere being evil yay
Trump DESPERATE Scheme JUST Got WORSEyeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah
He's building a ziggurat u_u;
Playing Video Games Has an Unexpected Effect on Kids...
no crying. I'm crying enough for all of us for various reasons
the curses of a dominant water chart
I want the whistle blower to tell all bc what he's saying suggests international involvement and DNC collusion
I'm so tired. Harris herself said she's not running for governor of ca and is doing a book tour
well, 'book tour' for all we know
It is correct yes
Re: DNC and international involvement
I think the whistleblower has to How do I say this
WEED OUT via feelers who among CIA / FBI / Dems / are even interested in fixing this vs. "murder all who know too much"
:|||||| It is not like I have been doing the same for 9-10 months >>;
<<;
IHIP News: Trump Goes On INSANE Rant After Being HUM...directly related
Trump gets INSTANT KARMA as His OWN Tricks TAKE HIM ... woodrift ^ Newsom hit the window as a goldfinch and said "FUCK YOU" and went to fight with sass
pffft
Trump RETURNS to DC IN PANIC and THROWS AWAY Schedul...
Might stick it in the movie. Just a goldfinch bouncing back and forth all "FIGHT ME BRO FIIIIIGHT MEEEEE" and Trump is like "why does this bird act like we have beef?" and then paving over the rose garden because he's stupid
you’re not the brightest bulb are you💀 I am genuinely baffled
Like....
SIR
You are less than an infant and yet so convinced you are the oldest motherfucker around????????????????? why?????????????
............... Oh. Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh he just said Putin met with Tucker Carlson so that is why Coffeezilla should meet him IRL
NVM he's the biggest loser worse than Trump literally trash
asdlkjasd;lkajd ROFLMAO YES THANK YOU
Coffeezilla: you're a combination of arrogant and ignorant that is deeply painful.
FOR REAL
I had 3 dreams I remember last night
1 Was about the stock market and I was kicking so much ass I literally got bored and said "I'm done here, it's boring. I fixed it. Now what" so God let me be a Cowgirl lesbian soldier in WW2 It was awesome. ABSOLUTELY LIT. You would think that wouldn't be a thing, but it was and it was glorious. Mildly scary because back home after the war assholes kept
trying to drug me to teach me a lesson :|
3rd was about falling and I was jumping through portals to catch Aish because I was like "NOPE. I RESCUE"
FEDS Launch NEW INVESTIGATION As Epstein Scandal WOR...
I EXPOSED TRUMP with Jasmine Crockett LIVE ON STAGE
This
Fuck she's so cool
woodrift ^ definitely fucking watch this because Jasmine Crockett knows EXACTLY How to fight back against them stealing shit
oh I love her
she is bold, direct, well spoken, and knows how to play the game
That was only two dreams.
No it was 3
2 was the cowgirl ww2
the Wall street one was very long
2 wasn't that long but felt longer for being more interesting
🚨 Alarms Sound! Trump Stunned By Shocking Vance Repo...
hehehe go ahead Thiel and Couchfucker (I forget what the Sith apprentice/Padawan is called)
IHIP News: Trump GUSHES About PSYCHO Laura Loomer in...
BOMBSHELL: EPSTEIN FEARED TRUMP WOULD K*LL HIM! | Th...
No shit. But spread it
BEHOLD 
I just call him Couch Boy tbh.
"TRUMP LIED TO ME" Marjorie LOSES IT Over Epstein
Smarter
Trump is THROWN UNDER BUS by Top Advisor LIVE ADMISS...hmmmm how did this happen
Not the numbers OBVIOUSLY
This dumbest mofo ever realizing it
Probably literally all of his friends were like "No stupid. No."
🚨FBI Director Makes FATAL ERROR, Epstein Coverup IMP...
Rocket Man Musk: MEGA-BUSTED!I didn't know that the first thing Musk made money via was a dotcom bubble LBO that explains a lot
Trump Fires BLS Commissioner After Brutal Job Number...
Trump POSTS Then DELETES CREEPY Post, Read THIS!
LEAKED Trump Convo BLOWS OPEN Florida Secretnote to self to add Kraft to the pinboard and find his financial ties
OMG: Texas Governor pulls SHOCKING stunt amid walkou...
OH SH*T: Trump HUMILIATED on Fox News, FREAKS OUT Ov...
SICKLY Trump PANICS as BIG PROTESTS Break Out
We are now "lining up our dominoes"
lmfao Ben just "No this is so SIMPLE It is GOOD VS. EVIL"
Yeah
Starving children? = BAD. Letting out George Santos and/or Ghislaine Maxwell and/or P Diddy? = BAD
Pearl-Clutching Beta Males
Texas Dem DESTROYS MAGA Over GERRYMANDERING BS!!
hehehehe
Texas Files Arrest Warrants for 50 Elected Democrats...lmfao I love that literally referred to it as jangling keys distraction 
Trump’s Texas Plan BACKFIRES as GOP BLINKS FIRST
*headbutts
🚨Crowd ERUPTS As FED UP Woman BLASTS TRUMP At Town H...
BABE
BACKFIRE: Texas Governor CRASHES & BURNS over walkou...
Fox News COLLAPSES ON AIR as Trump’s PLAN IS DESTROY...this is so funny they are just trying to prep their base for the SECOND they get enough congress together to look at the Epstein files and go "wait it's all Russian and Netenyahu and MBS selling OUR CHILDREN TO SLAVERY
Yeah. yeah it is
Oh and you know... also taking Russian bribes to allow for school shootings
Don't forget that
WHAT THE F*** DID ELON JUST DO?!
Tucker Carlson’s DIRTY FLASH DRIVE Sparks MAGA FURY!
Texas Gov. Tried to JAIL Dems... INSTANTLY BACKFIRES...
IHIP News: Trump Is DESPERATE to DISTRACT The World ...pro-tip Mossad, Maxwell, and Epstein were all connected and blackmailing and so was Russia. Same material on Trump according to Russians, Medvedev and others
IHIP News: Trump's ILLEGAL Plan to ARREST Texas Dems...
Melania POSTS ABOUT EPSTEIN, COMES OUT OF HIDING TO ...NO PUPPIES FOR gHISLAINE LOL hmmm
caps was on oops
Trump gets NEWS HE FEARED as he Finally GETS SERVEDHis name has been spoken but in a list of 200 others so that seems confusing and hard to pick out /siiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiigh
But fine. Investigate Bill and Hillary Clinton. Investigate all the 200 on the planes. And everyone else who worked for Epstein.
Investigate all the 200 on the planes. And everyone else who worked for Epstein.
So long as you get there
Epstein’s OTHER Girlfriend Drops EXPLOSIVE New TRUMP...
Trump in a WORLD OF HURT as PLAN BACKFIRES...BAD!
Trump gets RUDE AWAKENING on LIVE TV
WATCH: Trump F**KS UP Mid-Interview, PANICKED HOST S...
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say his name say his name
You're acting kinda shady
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And then the racism got REALLY FUCKING WEIRD AND ALARMING
IHIP News: JD Vance BETRAYS Trump After SECRET Coup ...
IHIP News: Texas Dems HUMILIATE Trump in BRUTAL Clap...
Fox News PANICS ON AIR over Trump EMERGENCY MEETING
IHIP News: Trump EXPLODES on Anchor After Seeing CAT...
🚨 White House calls SOS MEETING after reporter DROPS...
WATCH: RFK Jr. Just F***ED IT UP BADLY!
Trump PLAN BLOWS UP as He GIVES the GAME AWAY
REVEALED: The Most HATED Man In America Is Not Who Y...
tbf I have seen many Trumpists refuse to accept Trump is the antiChrist, but definitely agree Elon is \:|/ so idk what that says about them. Spoilers: all 3 are, so is MBS, Putin, and a few others
because it's a hydra
Trump ISOLATES Himself as ITS ALL BURNS DOWN
Take Your A** to Cracker Barrel
Colbert Interview Goes from Funny to Tragic in SECON...wow yeah powerful
Trump Just Dropped A SURPRISE BOMB On Joe Rogan🚨
ads;lka;lskjraL:ksjddalsdkj noooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
HOW THE FUCK IS ADDYI BACK
HOW
oh wait
We are in HELL
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK
NEW HIT SONG: Diddler on the Roofmoosechangerpat ok that cheered me up
Vance's Epstein Dinner | ICE's Age Cap | RFK Jr. Att...
Trump Wanders on White House Roof and Rants About CA...
Why Was Trump On The Roof? | Trump's Disapproval Rat...
IHIP News: Trump PANICS Over Gay Remarks; MAGA Has H...lmao. LMAO even
JD Vance CANCELS SECRET Epstein Meeting as Ghislaine...
BREAKING: FBI makes SHOCKING announcement
IHIP News: Trump PARANOID of a JD Vance COUP As SECR...
lmfao
the writers of this season need to be fired
I'm still holding out for aliens at this point
IHIP News: Trump COLLUDING with Ghislaine Maxwell as...Utah get your shit together
Well the problem is the writers aren't working together
Literally against each other
🚨Ghislaine given FREE PASS to LEAVE PRISON by Trump!...
.............................. No it's much worse than the title.
gosh the staff room must look like a war zone
Ghislaine was put in a college town
someone needs to get the Union involved
that woman needs to be on a leash!
It is. It is actually war between reality writers. But the bombs are comedic so it involves weird things like Trump going on the roof
Vs. the side of evil is just "nothing to see here. Trump is just institutionalizing sex trafficking via schools and colleges"
Highest Tariffs Since The '30s | Colbert Has Better ...ironically in things like this, the joke is the beef should have been tariffed ages ago because growing cows in Brazil is a bad environmental deal, but obviously Democrats would never ever ever ever EVER do that to themselves sooooo Trump is. Because he's crazier than a madcow infected Epstein killer 
Jeffrey Epstein Was Definitely Intelligence..I'm not confirming or owning shit in this, but it clearly lays out WHY there are so many conspiracy theories around Epstein via Mossad etc.
🚨 Supreme Court Makes MAJOR ANNOUNCEMENT on Trump
IHIP News: Trump CAUGHT Making S**T UP and JD Vance ...
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This is the perfect example. Don Jr. posting a meme of his Dad throwing a green penis from the white house roof at the female basketball players
This is my sense of humor, it makes zero fucking sense. Confuse a human. --> the other side is like "Um no. No one wants to read the Epstein files. It's boring. <<;"
it's so ridiculous. at least I'm in the Possible Alien Contact and Growing Potatoes To Cope side of reality
bc it's cathartic stabbing the ground with my trowel and burying potatoes instead of focusing on the insane
I just had no idea so many potatoes would TAKE
... I'm BOC's Sole Survivor, Cursed with Second Sight.... coping with the world by pretending to be Samwise Gamgee
poorly at that
most of that is potato
trying to choke out the cone flowers
the oregano and chamomile are strong holdouts
Epstein Strategy Dinner Canceled After Backlash; Tru... yea
Fox News in FULL COLLAPSE as Trump CRASH SPEEDS UP
Kristi Noem MELTS DOWN after South Park MOCKERYcw: cartoon mass puppy murder
Fox News PANICS ON AIR as Trump’s Term COLLAPSES
SICKLY Trump SCREWS HIMSELF in OVAL as ADMIN IMPLODE...
IHIP News: LOL! Trump and Kristi Noem EXPLODE After ...
Trump & MAGA PANIC as Dems finally find effective at...
Trump Pockets More Athletic Medals That He Definitel...
Trump’s Day GETS RUINED as HE GETS SERVED with Lawsu...
Elon’s SECRET Epstein Texts EXPOSED
WHOA! Trump admin VICIOUSLY BOOED at RED-STATE EVENTbooooooooooo couch fucker booooooooooo
WHAT THE F*** DID TRUMP JUST DO?! THIS IS BAD!
🚨 Trump team CAUGHT in new Epstein coveruplmfao how how are they this dumb
BREAKING: Trump’s Justice Department makes INSANE an...
Jasmine Crockett drops BOMB on Republicans who ELIMI...
Trump GOES NUTS on LIVE TV as BLUFF GETS CALLED
reports are that they've locked down DC
what in the Hunger Games is this??
yeah i'm not clear what "locked down" means exactly
you know- the most violent city with stats at a 30 year low
ahh okay he's mad his Ballz got bruised and using it as an excuse to do fashy shit
yep
"Fashy shit" wasn't the 21st century glam slang i was expecting
it wasn't on my bingo card, but so it goes
I'm still waiting for aliens
or a lone crazy with good aim
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Lone crazies couldn't do it BEFORE / after he was president they sure as fuck can't now