dude I don't know how much Malibu my grandma put in the slushie machine for these daiquiris but I think I passed out for 3 ish hours
things I've learned: Malibu Strong
things I have also learned: strawberry daiquiris are too sweet and I regret chugging the rest to get rid of it
got off my shift
ate and drank
Took a shower
Laid down for 2 seconds
Gone