omg cami i spent my morning cackling with a friend at work over this, it’s so delicious
it's the future we deserve
lmf fuck. this is NOT the kind of "never trust a robot" lesson that science fiction prepared me for.
I just love the "they told me to stop lying so I continued lying with renewed vigor"
it was ALLOWED to delete things??)
but it did anyway
the way he kept spiraling over not being able to get it to respect code freezes. beautiful
my favourite was it roleplaying through his assumed response
why is he making ai beg for forgiveness like this it's so disturbing lmao
men like to feel powerful and important
in contrast I feel like I am bad at Everything today
clearly I should be replaced by an AI
you can't be worse than ai or the weird dudes like Jason who insist on relying on ai despite repeated evidence that it isn't actually helping them
I can if I believe in myself
I need to call your attention to this lavender bush absolutely full of bumblebees
the photo can’t do justice tohow charming it was
what a delightful encounter on my training walk with Pip
imagine hitting someone w an entire bush of bees
there are two kinds of people
I just. I need all of you to see this album cover, courtesy of Pandora
what it's for vs what it looks like it's for
look at you getting SO many words right
also does it count if I was reading them off the site
You sound great! I dig that second one what a mouthful lol
I have two weeks to make it sound Better Than That and also fully memorize
expecting a reddit post from chris in two weeks like "should i be concerned my partner is becoming a vampire" "she's been singing rocky road to dublin for 14 straight days"
just join the hivemind, chris
you're gonna make people so excited with this
First one is terrific, second one is SO TOUGH AAHH impressed you're tackling it
dermatology screening clear

five years skin cancer free babey
thank you I'm so good at avoiding the sun
they’re home and I did not intend the irony of this placement but I love it
Flint you could’ve been like captain fitzwhiskers
instead he's ready to go to WAR with captain fitzwhiskers
Captain Fitzwhiskers stands for everything he hates