I busted my little ass on this I am... behind... on mystery... y'all please have fun with mystery... Walter is of course a lover of mystery but he is also a lover of "not getting eaten by zombies" so I'm justifying all this by him sorting the investigation into the later category

misty a little jealous despite herself, wishing she had a secret knock

"can i have a secret knock, or do warden cooties exempt me!!"

I'm "screaming crying throwing up" specifically more than I ever have before over the fact they would both be like "well, Walter said the secret knocks are for FRIENDS. he also said Misty IS NOT AND NEVER WAS his friend. Transitive property"

If you want to do something I am 👀

the way i'm both tempted but also trying not to overload myself... i also haven't forgotten our inbox thing!

(i am finally getting a handle on my inbox though)

I've been here like aware you are doing lots and lots of work on the event so please do what you see fit, do not worry (excessively) about me!!

Honestly I think based on the precedent for our serious threads in parallel with other events, I would be happy to write something set during the port to be more visual and dynamic, but started, like, multiple weeks from now, if that would help

my current TDL is
* break with a certain other thing
* at least one big reply for Florian
* some stuff for Malcolm
by then, it might even already be "movie night with friends" time

i am absolutely up for backdating something if you are!

Walter, Yelena is very concerned about your priorities.

He will take that concern into account and like again once people start running around like WE FOUND A DEAD BODY this is mostly going to stop but at the same time his attitude is that if zombies get let onto the barge, that's pretty much going to happen regardless of whether he does anything. whereas without him starting it, this shower thing is NOT gonna

and then we'll get more condescending network posts "oh man... gee... we should have tried to get a shower hose or whatever in the last port... too bad..."

Walter xD

Jinx likes him already

Walter, Malcolm says don’t brake for dead bodies; you can’t help with that but you can help with this.

Which this

Showers

I need a volunteer for a secret knock for Misty to see

probably an inmate in the Secret Society huh 🤔

We have like one and a half left lol

Malcolm can have one for pragmatic purposes but I don't think that would give Misty the same reaction lol

no exactly!

Yelena isn’t spending a lot of time on the Barge, but she’s been picking up Weird Tools and could drop by with a space age electronics repair kit for Walter or something, if you don’t have other takers.

Walter is spending whatever time he can on a reclaimed station cabin!!

Once he gets onto the station he is not going back until someone or something makes him

Ah, gotcha. Even easier, then.

I'm... Very tired...

My TDL did not really succeed yesterday

I can't promise it will happen today. Health/work must come first

I managed to do Wednesday's TDL. hooray.

I put down a million links here and sent a PP to a lot of people. I figured it would be easier to see all at once that way.

you're the best

Boom, private shower

THAT'S MY BOY

He's also about to assault Sebastian so who knows how long he'll be a warden and the shower will be available, but it's there now!

I HAD TO PIVOT TO JEDAO POST LAST NIGHT BUT BELIEVE ME I AM TREASURING OUR THREAD. I HAD TO GET MY POST UP THIS MORNING BUT FIRST THING AFTER THAT!! IS!!

He's gonna find the vacant / occupied sign so fuckin charming too

How else would people know the room is available!

Yelena torn between wanting wardens to stop demoting themselves for beating spree killers, and being secretly glad that at least a few people aren’t just all “oh, it’s just massive trauma and a week of agony, nbd” at everyone who died.

thanks for making it weird, friend!

link

HE JUST HAS A LOT OF FEELINGS AND THIS IS WHY HE CARES SO MUCH AND SEVERAL WARDENS HAVE EXPLICITLY SAID THEY DON'T CARE (BIASED REACTION)

he tought they were talking about peple vanishing so he took his glove off and now they're talking about skin to skin contact and walter's "friend" and it's so awkward

help

they are talking about the soul slipping out of the body during a coma

and this is like "hey you can't be cured of this torturous condition until your soul touches another soul :] but don't worry, your body won't actually be harmed!"

they're talking about playing spin the bottle and touching and vash would like to not be talking about either of those things. he's very confused.

And 24 hours later, boom, no more private shower.

I Tried And Therefore No One Can Criticize Me

rip washroom vacant sign

We're gonna have to go back to the setting page huh. Sheds single year

Tear

But now Vash gets to understand firsthand how much the public showers suck, yaaaaaaay

Welcome to high school, Vash.

I will be sitting here to see how things play out. But eventually one way or another this will come to Walter's attention and he will react

I just love you guys so much

fyi

this is all pure gold

So far I think it's just been announced under the warden filter on the Admiral request page, but I suspect there'll be more announcements shortly!