[Europe Day 5] Its day 3 on the boat and mom still doesn't know how the room lights work. She just wants to pull the room card (always mine, she never has hers out) out of the wall to turn them off instead of just turning light switches off. No lights work without the card in a slot in the wall, so you can't turn a light back on her way.
Nobody but me paid any attention to the travel arrangements for today at our breakfast table. I'm out here saying things that they told us yesterday at the evening briefing meeting like I'm Moses hitting people in the face with stone slabs.
Me at breakfast table: It' a walking tour. Boomer Woman: I think it'll be a coach tour like yesterday. Me: Busses are not allowed on the Isle. It's a walking tour. Mom: What? Isle? Island? Me: The Isle of Strasbourg. Mom: Is that the same place as Strasbourg? Me: Yes.