Welp that fills in a wide portion of my memory hole(s)

I had a feeling QAnon wasn't clever enough to invent the shit out of nothing

>> /glances at Republicans

Babe, is there something you want to tell us?

ooooooooooooooooh

I think I already did. Lilith, Yin, etc. ^ this is the effects of a timeline lacking Yin energy and with a LOT of confusing Yang trying to do two sides of a coin when he's meant to do 1 (Yang)

Don't worry this is just 3rd rail shit I know you shouldn't touch the third rail or cross the streams but I am \:|/

fair tbh

Mhm. Mhm.

Yeah my wife is in a secret cult death society. It was nice knowing you all.

Anti-death cult

*side-eye

it's not like this changes anything

Hot. But seriously I'm trying to stop the end of the world and prevent all the torture and death I can ok

Either way, the effect was
to generate mistrust among nonmembers. Mistrust led to
assumptions, the assumptions were invariably negative, the
negative perceptions aroused hostility, hostility strengthened
the organization’s secrecy, and the circle revolved ad infinitum.
Little has changed.

I LAUGHED

/nod nod attempts at Yin

D:

Cult leaders.

I have the fiiiixxxxx

/glances at God

memory something something badass

Free Masons etc.

hmmm I would call this the turning point where Christianity became super commercial

exactly

Unironically explains some of why so many healthcare is basically obscenely just profiting off the vulnerable just saying.

I am trying not to have a Nobunaga "EW COOTIES" reaction

oof.

CC: God, please remind me things are getting BETTER not worse?
[God]: Lol careful what you wish for
CC: ........ right. Yes. Thank you.

THE STORM Also the start of Friday the Thirteenth. Oh Dark Brandon, we could have had it all

Everything old is old again

=\ wtf kopperhed do you remember this? (2004)

/snrk

CC: wtf why France?!
Why not France?
Because the Gaulls weren't really FRIENDLY to random Jewish women. Also it's WEIRD.

> Next paragraph
Ohhhhhhhhhhhhh it's to "explain" the Knights Templar vendetta by French King =\ yay

Nope

Okey dokey

wow

what the actual fuck?!?!?

ACTUAL TEARS OF LAUGHTER

This religion is ridiculous /she says as a practicing Catholic

Me: Why do all these fuckers think they can blackmail Trump into submission
[God]: There's precedent
CC: .... what precedent?
[God] Buckle up chuuni, we're going on a wild ride. B)
CC: .... Mr. Bones wild ride?
God: no, that one never ends, this is a mini ride in Mr. Bones' theme park
CC: oooooo

I should add this to the list to get a hard copy for Luffy-bro

step aside Da Vinci's Code this shit is already wild enough

/muffled screaming into both hands

thanks I hate it

wow

I'm crying tears of laughter because I understand immediately why this was wiped from mind and memory and why all my French history which I used to be a forte in is just sort of wibbly wobbly at best now holy shit

Yup sure is Trump-ian

imo that's a form of blackmail, but yes, he wasn't using Jesus' bones to blackmail

Basically just that current American evangelical "prosperity preacher" bullshit o_<

wow

lmfao

lmfao

oh Aish

oh dear

ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww I am not even excerpting this shit I am just having "ahhhhhhhhh EW GROSS" to more of the creepier cult shit that actually DOES outdo QAnon's worst fuck

I am now okay with being allergic to semen

/rubs temple

My brain.... https://www.chabad.org/....

CC: I love learning! I want to learn FOREVER I will never get bored of it
[God]: lol ok

CC: My brain is melting
[God]: have some sugar and keep going
CC: kaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay

Merkabah mysticism - Wikipediabraaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaain

/sob I have to digest all this before I can keep reading

Discussing Kabblah now -- and yeah #Relatable

woops

too much Yang

...i don't remember the allegory of mirrors specifically, but that sounds on the surface like an interpretation of the sefirotic tree

Yes it ... does include a picture of that

and lists off the emanations or whatever

brain

pudding

NGL I am just VERY VERY VERY VERY TANGENTIALLY TOUCHING THE SURFACE AND FEEL LIKE THAT SO SUUUUUUUUUUUUUUURE I CAN SUPER FUCKING SEE THAT

Given that I am watching Phillion delve anti-natalism at the same time

It's a thing

England sucks

I mean... There's a long line of Jewish precedent for that at least

whut

oh no

ya fuck England

Creed of the Month lmfao

murrica /smh

oh no.... oh no no no /sobbu I guess it beats scientology ????????????????????? Like a VAGUE "please teach me rabbis I am too dumb to know I am ignorant af" but also /sobbbbbbbbbbb

I am now convinced this is why we use the term "karen"

It's her fault

Hello Darkness my old friend

I'll bet. Also there's poisons that look like that (see Romeo & Juliet)

Worst wedding game EVER

I did not know that was coming but okay then

CC: GET A LIFE LOSERS
kopperhed Your favorite "anger CC bait" it is successfully convincing me I hate needless conspiracy theories (even though I still ascribe to reverse Q Anon: child pedos money laundering traitors in the GOP etc.)

a;lksjda;lksdjaslkdsj lmfao Idk if I feel bad for him or just "WHAT ARE YOU PROTO MAGA?!!?!"

Still wondering why you're doing this to yourself

?????????

Oh Yang.

The author himself doesn't ascribe to any of it he goes to lengths to point out the problems with it

yin interesting

wow

worse than mafia and what Trump is trying to do by releasing gang members and literally inviting them to USA (yes, he is doing that)

I'm not saying Diddy actually paid anyone off successfully and Trump was too cheap to but

I am definitely scattering seeds of speculation about it

So much Boston connections I know what God is setting up for it like bowling pins but I am very leery of being the bowling ball because I'm worried of failing "Trust god" I guess

ugh gross

2004????? This book is just filling in ALL my memory holes what the fuck

hmm

ya lol

BABE D: Where's my magic powers huh???? sorry not sorry that was too funny to say

"Being able to move solid items with a mere thought" counts your own body as well. Might need to master that first

I have been better at that recently

CC don't laugh challenge failed

Ok then, satan was "believed to." Baseless charges

yes

I mean it's literally about witch burnings so yeah

But also I definitely feel like these were looking for me or something

Do you walk around with a stick between your legs?

Lol no but the color guard jokes

Is this experience-pareidolia? Are you connecting perceived similarities?

Yes

The "naive Harry Potter-like approach" cracked me the fuck up ngl

uh-huh

lmao

oh you

yo wtf.

In order: Fuck Yale, Fuck Hegel, Fuck Kant, Fuck elitist white boi pricks, and fuck German "philosophy" especially

yeah what the fuck

Thanks I fucking hate it

alas Yale lost

/vomits blood.

This is really the Rosetta stone for my memory holes jfc

Thanks I hate it. I can see why I had to do the crazy thing in November because it was definitely past the point of denial

fuck

u_u;

Bush that's really pathetic

Easy because Kerry didn't have CIA connections

Nor [redacted redacted]

say his name say his nameeeee

Destiny's Child - Say My Name (Official Video)they all actin' real shady ain't none of them a lady

because women aren't dumb enough to get engaged in shit this fucking disturbing btw

/snrk

- As with all cults/religion anything that can be used by bad actors for their own purposes WILL be. From Catholicism, to drug gangs, to CIA, to -- etc.

The Sun: "The weather is amazing right now, come out and play!"
CC: *hiss and closes blinds with her secret society study

HIIIIIIIISS

I might. but I am trying to save energy for Maine

It is pretty nice. Not the 80s me likey

I don't see how this is bad

rofl

yes

All done