Still in the credits but I'm scream all over

"DOOM?" by Alan Silvestri I fucking SAW THAT CREDITS

I'm reeling forever oh my god how good I nearly forgot there was Shit that went down in my theater until I saw a cop out front lol

(everything is fine but like boy some people were getting real uhhhh let's just say rowdy during a quiet emotional part-)

god I can't believe. tbolts WHO this is the we're so back mcu movie shut the fuck UP

like don't get me the fuck wrong I enjoyed tbolts way more than I ever bargained for but that was just a fun time, THIS is the we're so back one, I'me soooooooooojfgjj HHHHHHHHHHHHHH

is sue storm the most powerful being in the cosmos, PERHAPS

god I wanna see the MAKEUP chair for shalla-bal I wanna see how they DID that and I swear to christ if it's 'mostly cgi' I'll throw things we have the technology I choose to believe her hair at least wasn't cg also god damn

johnny and ben were uhhhh the best actually they were kind of actually the best and those are the best uncles to ever exist

reed is fascinating actually bc for him being pedro pascal I kept thinking he was oddly flat in deliveries but also that like. actually does inform a lot of his character from what we DO learn of him so like no actually no that's not just weird acting that's deliberate choice of direction and it works so well tho

claws at face johnny deciphered an entire alien language by himself???????

bearded thing great also I love that he's never called thing actually nobody's ever called by their fantastic names they are reed and sue and johnny and ben

i'm so hhhhhhhhhh what a good-ass movie what the fuck

can we live in the 828 timeline that seems like a much nicer much more optimistic one

y'know. uh. latveria and doom aside

literally when she went out with the baby to talk to the people it's like look no I get it nobody is going to actually dare come up and try to take your baby but if you tried that here 100% people would go grab that kid

HOW do we get to the tbolts post credit I have to KNOW

also I'm just. shocked?? that they just. HAVE ftl technology??

like yeah if anyone could figure it out it'd be reed richards of course he'd figure out FTL in the alternate 60s

but also I just did not realize they were gonna go. to galactus. to fucking parley

anyway I'm dead I'm dying I don't want to go to bed and work in the morning again but hoooooooooo

also okay going right back to the very very very start was the pregnancy test stark-patented I swear to god I was looking at the branding and I thought it said stark-something and I'm gonna shit myself if I was right

man and the framing device is great can we talk about the talkshow as being our way to introduce us to how it started and also actually bring us back around to the end

can't believe mofos fought giganto and didn't even get a namedrop lollll but mole man to the fucking rescue

I also thought I saw Stark scribbled on the pregnancy test, so that's two votes for sneaky Stark presence in this universe!

i'm going back to see it again this morning at 10:30 so... I WILL DOUBLE CHECK ON STARK PREGNANCY TEST.

INDEED, the brand on the pregnancy test was StarkSure

!!!

GOD I"M SO!!!!! THE IMPLICATIONS

RIGHT???