Had a delivery man come up with several boxes of pizza and started to hand them over to me

Instead of taking them - I let him know he was at the wrong house

MY FREE PIZZAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

there were like 3 large sized pizza boxes and a big bottle of pepsi max. Someone I suspect was having a party

XDDDD

Dammit! You did the right thing! You deserve free pizza for this.

Then today, out for breakfast with friends, we almost got a free coffee. They tried to bring it to our table, but we told them and they took it to the correct table

So many chances of free food missed

Alas.