We are in GERMANY

I'm dying, Squirtle

At cooking demo for flammkuchen couple days ago. Pizza with sour cream for sauce, bacon. Samples go out. I don't take one because gout and lactose intolerance. Conditions I have had for years.
Mom: "Dont you want any?"
Me: "Of the dairy and bacon dish?"
Mom: "Oh, is that in it?"

god speed

here's some photos of castles along the Rhine and Koblenz

Assmanhauser

where is Good Salzig

Sticking out his tongue man, Johannes Lutter, was beheaded in the 17th century and has become a symbol of the city.

Oh a statue of me

Is that my bro neuschwanstein

Red Sandstone woman is a homeless woman from the 1940s who loved cats and sold Peppermints.

My future calling

fanciest castle is Schloss Marksburg

Ahaaa

Probably actually lived in, so a triumph

JFC THEY ARE CHARGING MY MOTHER FOR GLASSES OF WINE OUTSUDE OF MEALS AND ME FOR COKE ZEROS

-_-

we kept giving notifications that said please come to guest services to register a credit card to settle your account

and mom said she was doing that and she would do it and it's been four days so I went to go do it

ah... yeah 8'|

they are charging her $9.95 per glass of wine

and me $5.85 for a bottle of coke zero

my one soda an afternoon

Sheesh

regretfully that is how they get you.

well my mother owes me a hundred dollars now

Mom's reaction "well this is cheaper than the $300 silver beverage package!"

So. Zero intention to drink less.

Mein Gott. She wants a shirt for dad but it has to be fun but when we find a disorganized shop with more tourist shit than anywhere else she refuses to look at it because its "messy."

It had more shirt designs than I saw anywhere else.

She also just refuses to go to most shops unless they were 1. mentioned by a tour guide or 2. obvious tourist traps.

only shops at stores with postcard racks on the sidewalk

we got bullied into sitting down at a restaurant by an 70ish German waitress after looking at the menu for 15 seconds to try and find out if I could eat anything there

Thankfully we could.

or rather, I could.

mom's salmon salad and my fried cod

Mom....... (but i feel this one, my parents needed to go in every extremely touristy shop in alaska)

parents pls

Boomers afraid of everything not like home.

need the shirt that looks like the shirt they already own five times but with a different location in tiny text

The nice sweater made by locals looks like you could get it anywhere!!

YUP.

a woman who eats dinner with us wanted a cuckoo clock

She went to the Black Forest

Was shown dozens

from $200-$7000

This is where they are from.

decided the were too expensive

and would get one off of Amazon

would rather get Chinese knockoff for cheap than real thing

i also found the cuckoo clocks expensive but that was because i was in MUNICH and i was a STUDENT shakes them

I'm insulted you'd even ask.

show it what's what

here's some photos of Cologne

the boy is Gutter Shitter and he faces Town Hall.

perfect

Town Hall has Fance Tongue sticking out man

Lindt Chocolate Museum time

rude of townhall to mock gutter shitter like that

mmmMMmmmMm enjoy :9

oh i see i also get to enjoy 89

love mayan chomp cat

That looks amazing. (Germany always reminds me of Gabriel Knight 2 tho haha)

bisasam: is jaguar

pixle: Gutter Shitter is a very memorable part of GK2.