At cooking demo for flammkuchen couple days ago. Pizza with sour cream for sauce, bacon. Samples go out. I don't take one because gout and lactose intolerance. Conditions I have had for years.
Mom: "Dont you want any?"
Me: "Of the dairy and bacon dish?"
Mom: "Oh, is that in it?"

god speed
here's some photos of castles along the Rhine and Koblenz
Sticking out his tongue man, Johannes Lutter, was beheaded in the 17th century and has become a symbol of the city.
Is that my bro neuschwanstein
Red Sandstone woman is a homeless woman from the 1940s who loved cats and sold Peppermints.
fanciest castle is Schloss Marksburg
Probably actually lived in, so a triumph
JFC THEY ARE CHARGING MY MOTHER FOR GLASSES OF WINE OUTSUDE OF MEALS AND ME FOR COKE ZEROS
we kept giving notifications that said please come to guest services to register a credit card to settle your account
and mom said she was doing that and she would do it and it's been four days so I went to go do it

they are charging her $9.95 per glass of wine
and me $5.85 for a bottle of coke zero
regretfully that is how they get you.
well my mother owes me a hundred dollars now
Mom's reaction "well this is cheaper than the $300 silver beverage package!"
So. Zero intention to drink less.
Mein Gott. She wants a shirt for dad but it has to be fun but when we find a disorganized shop with more tourist shit than anywhere else she refuses to look at it because its "messy."
It had more shirt designs than I saw anywhere else.
She also just refuses to go to most shops unless they were 1. mentioned by a tour guide or 2. obvious tourist traps.
only shops at stores with postcard racks on the sidewalk
we got bullied into sitting down at a restaurant by an 70ish German waitress after looking at the menu for 15 seconds to try and find out if I could eat anything there

mom's salmon salad and my fried cod
Mom....... (but i feel this one, my parents needed to go in every extremely touristy shop in alaska)
Boomers afraid of everything not like home.
need the shirt that looks like the shirt they already own five times but with a different location in tiny text
The nice sweater made by locals looks like you could get it anywhere!!
a woman who eats dinner with us wanted a cuckoo clock
She went to the Black Forest
This is where they are from.
decided the were too expensive
and would get one off of Amazon
would rather get Chinese knockoff for cheap than real thing
i also found the cuckoo clocks expensive but that was because i was in MUNICH and i was a STUDENT shakes them

I'm insulted you'd even ask.
here's some photos of Cologne

the boy is Gutter Shitter and he faces Town Hall.

Town Hall has Fance Tongue sticking out man
Lindt Chocolate Museum time
rude of townhall to mock gutter shitter like that
oh i see i also get to enjoy 89
That looks amazing. (Germany always reminds me of Gabriel Knight 2 tho haha)
pixle: Gutter Shitter is a very memorable part of GK2.