kopperhed her animosity is no longer just flat surfaces. Books is her other enemy because she's jealous and I don't know what to do about that other than give her books and ask her to chill the fuck out. MIXED RESULTS
Because my solution was wiping them with a cloth misted with the strongest isopropyl alcohol you can get (90% or so) then closing them in an airtight container with an open dish of the same alcohol for a while