He occasionally flings poop into his eye. Usually, I just clean out a little eye boogie and he's all set but he was squinting his left eye real bad so I just got him in his carrier and headed off to the vet

Vet took a look, did a full exam to make sure the cornea wasn't scratched

And Taika is seriously the best cat at the vet. Doesn't fuss too much just usually hides against my chest or in my armpit

But yeah $300 confirmation that my cat does, in fact, fling shit into his eye on occasion

STARES AT THE CEILING

Got some eye drops so we're good to go but TAIKA ... BUDDY...

brother you gotta quit doing the shit chop

cats love to injure themselves in dumb ways just to make us pay out the nose

Taika really DRUMMING it into your wallet

awww buddy

Hey IT WAS WORTH IT but I had to fucking laugh because in my head I was like

How the fuck do I tell the vet politely that he fling poop into his eye. How do I do this in an office setting

"Well doc ya see, the thing is ... "

Need to slap a pet shaming sign on his ass

oh mister guy

Little man needs to stop the slap chopping