UNFORTUNATELY this artist is long gone but

I mean they're already having a bit of a spat that counts right?

ohhhh greed you gonna break that sweet southern boy's heart

baranohanabira HE'S A monster man and will probably ruin something in the process. Just watch the teeth

SicTheWolf Let's be honest here, at this point they've known each other for enough centuries that he's probably made a pass once or twice

Did it get anywhere? Probably not, but you can't blame a Sin for sinnin'

it's only because Mur had no idea what he was doing lmao

brilliant mind, clueless af

quesadillawizard aww AWW MAURICE BUDDY he wouldn't try to and he'd definitely feel a little bit guilty if he did. Just an "Ah, sorry friend. That's just not how it works." But hey, he'll always have him if he wants 'im

Greed just taking the longest drag on his cigarette and shrugging. "For a heavenly body, you are pretty fucking dense."

ohhhnooooo

OH I MEANT to tag Sic there but bsdjkgs N'AW N'AW he'd be as gentle as he can with Maurice

Mur just "Well yes, they often are quite dense.... I've missed something haven’t I?"

Just come play him a tune while he's kickin' it up on an old mattress somewhere in the 'Nest

HAHAHA OH

Maurice just like D'B>?????

maurice would try to understand, he doesnt know a ton about greed and what he's got goin on

hed be like 'can we still flirt though'

Oh he can flirt, he can kiss, he can do whatever the hell he wants

Just keepin' in mind he'll probably be gone by morning. THAT'S JUST how he does

Or he might stick around like a fucking cat you can't get rid of

I think with Maurice, he'd keep it as kind as he could and guide him where he can. If he just wants to flirt? That's no problem to him. If he wants more? Well, you've come to the right place

With Mur, I'm sure he came on pretty hot and heavy when they first met if only to get his feathers fucking rustled. I think after a few centuries, he'd just be like. "I don't know how to make this any clearer to you, Halo."

meanwhile Mur just has zero idea how to even respond, he'd like to, but it doesn't come naturally to him. the sticking around os as much love language as he can figure out on his own

one day he'll get there

Greed just like: "It's been 10,000 years - "

Oh Greed.... you know Val would be HAPPY to

Greed gets a wasteland pup. Aka my lone wanderer

lolololol probably not quite that long but yknow, long enough!!!

10778438 OH he's sure he would and what's a little room damage between good ol'pals? YOU KNOW neither of them are leaving that fucking room, car, or wherever there are without some collateral damage

It's an all put ballroom blitz that looks like a friggen bomb went off. Hell he can keep one of his probably broken horns as a trophy. Val knows where he can find him

plushietaco HE WOULD BE so interested in what she's got. A survivor? Someone trying to live on the outskirts? No need to ask him twice. But he'd be as gentle as he can. She's already been through enough already

That broken horn is gonna have its own stand in the studio lmao
And yes, he's only rough because he knows Greed can take it...