pineapple haters to the left this isn't about you

NOOOOO WHY WOULD THEY PUT ON JALAPEÑOS WITHOUT BEING ASKED

honestly i'm more baffled than upset, if it was mushrooms i'd be livid but jalapenos are in my sometimes food ccategory so it's just like why are you here?

unexpected jalapenos nooooo

life gives some people lemons, but, apparently, what I get -

I'm glad they're not a meal ruiner for you, I know if I get unexpected jalapenos I am the saddest

yeah they're also easy enough to pick off, unlike mushrooms, which alter the entire flavor even after they've been removed -

once I got home only to find that they had mistakenly put anchovies on the pizza, which was problematic as someone who has a shellfish allergy and doesn't eat fish because the fishy taste turns my stomach/flags my brain as "poison: do not eat"

that was...not really possible to pick off either lol

I can still taste jalapenos after they're gone unfortunately but yeah mushrooms are worse