Dr. BeardoPuff
2 months ago
[family] Rodrigo Update.
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Dr. BeardoPuff
2 months ago
1. He's lost his job.
Dr. BeardoPuff
2 months ago
(Again)
Bret 🍄‍🟫
2 months ago
(again)
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Dr. BeardoPuff
2 months ago
I don't know WHY he has lost his job (again).
Dr. BeardoPuff
2 months ago
But he's no longer working at the car dealership he had been working at.
Dr. BeardoPuff
2 months ago
Presumably, he's bad at his job.
Bret 🍄‍🟫
2 months ago
probably for all the same reasons as before (again)
Dr. BeardoPuff
2 months ago
Or yes, he did something that caused him to be fired.
Dr. BeardoPuff
2 months ago
He had a final paycheck mailed and the business sent it to his old address because he didn't update it with his work because that would be admitting he didn't live with his wife anymore.
Dr. BeardoPuff
2 months ago
And my sister got it. And realized it was a check.
Dr. BeardoPuff
2 months ago
And so when he came to get it she asked him "Why are you getting a check in the mail from your job? You've never gotten that before."
Dr. BeardoPuff
2 months ago
And his answer was
Dr. BeardoPuff
2 months ago
It's a Christmas in July bonus.
Dr. BeardoPuff
2 months ago
And my sister went. "Is this really what it is?"
adanteallegro
2 months ago
If you could see the look I'm giving reading this right now.
Dr. BeardoPuff
2 months ago
And he admitted that it was severance.
Unhauntability
2 months ago
"Christmas in July bonus" I am trying so hard not to lose it
Dr. BeardoPuff
2 months ago
TRUST ME the face I was making when my mom told me was one of childish amazement.
Unhauntability
2 months ago
the actual funniest excuse I have ever heard
Dr. BeardoPuff
2 months ago
"CHRISTMAS? In JULY?"
Dr. BeardoPuff
2 months ago
2. He's OFF HIS MEDS.
Dr. BeardoPuff
2 months ago
I can tell this because when he goes off his meds, he starts posting dozens of times a day on Facebook late at night.
Dr. BeardoPuff
2 months ago
And he's reposting videos on Facebook like 20 times a night between 8pm and 3am the last week.
Dr. BeardoPuff
2 months ago
He has Bipolar Disorder.
Dr. BeardoPuff
2 months ago
3. The videos he's reposting are ALL CONSPIRACY THEORIES.
Dr. BeardoPuff
2 months ago
Mostly involving: Vaccinations, Bill Gates, and Religion
Dr. BeardoPuff
2 months ago
https://images.plurk.com/4VepXemcGlmWrhn7GQFPiH.jpg https://images.plurk.com/4JooWNfyznnIFWBdgYTPMI.jpg https://images.plurk.com/ZZkwlRdGYEaM4nkzM9PWZ.jpg https://images.plurk.com/6YPlAakn28ZGBuUgPtEEGX.jpg
Dr. BeardoPuff
2 months ago
4. He's TOTALLY ABANDONING ANY PARENTING DUTIES (which I mean come on obviously)
Dr. BeardoPuff
2 months ago
According to my mom, he's just not shown up the last two times he was supposed to come over to have time with his child.
Dr. BeardoPuff
2 months ago
He's probably too busy spending his CHRISTMAS IN JULY bonus on hydroxychloroquine to spend time with his child.
Dr. BeardoPuff
2 months ago
He's like 3 weeks of being divorced.
Transient Anus
2 months ago
Nothing about this is surprising.
Transient Anus
2 months ago
Except the Christmas and July bit, I guess.
Transient Anus
2 months ago
*in July
nol (spooky)
2 months ago
Christmas in July bonus... i’m so close to crashing out
Dr. BeardoPuff
2 months ago
CHRISTMAS IN JULY
curby&coughing
2 months ago
god he literally might kill himself like this and I just. cannot find it in me to care. like I'm sad for his kid more than anything, but not for his dumb ass
curby&coughing
2 months ago
i hope your sister has like. good locks on the doors and shit bc this man sounds literally insane and I don't want him
Dr. BeardoPuff
2 months ago
I hope he runs away.
curby&coughing
2 months ago
yeah like i want him to go far, far away and forget they even exist so he doesn't go insane and do something that would be on a true crime show. bc holy flying fuck
Dr. BeardoPuff
2 months ago
Legit, he just... goes out for smokes (indomethacin) and never comes back.
curby&coughing
2 months ago
HARD agree
Dr. BeardoPuff
2 months ago
He never got his sense of taste or smell back post-Covid.
Dr. BeardoPuff
2 months ago
The indomethacin (that very much saved his life!!!!) wasn't able to let him taste things.
G30FF
2 months ago
My bet is he was back on his bullshit and harassing female coworkers to get himself fired, because after the last revelations about him, nothing surprises me
Dr. BeardoPuff
2 months ago
I mean it could be anything.
G30FF
2 months ago
It could be many things
G30FF
2 months ago
It could have been sticking jesus fish to every car in the lot
G30FF
2 months ago
It could have been embezzling, if he were clever enough to pull it off
G30FF
2 months ago
But yeah, it's probably him being a sex pest
Dr. BeardoPuff
2 months ago
it could just be him being bad at his job.
Dr. BeardoPuff
2 months ago
selling cars requires people skills, a thing Rodrigo doesn't have.
Bret 🍄‍🟫
2 months ago
It could be both!
Bret 🍄‍🟫
2 months ago
Sometimes you can try to coach a person to be better but not when they are also being Rodrigo (insert action here)
G30FF
2 months ago
True, his general Rodrigoness makes him pretty well unemployable
Dr. BeardoPuff
2 months ago
in the 12 years or so I have known him he's had the following jobs: Workers comp from construction; home medical equipment installation; police academy; prison guard; home construction inspector; home inspector supervisor; halfway home prison guard; different construction company home inspector; city sidewalk inspector; unemployed sex pest; car salesman
curby&coughing
2 months ago
he's been a sex pest in every one of those positions, i'm sure
nol (spooky)
2 months ago
The several times he was a sex pest with a job and the one time he was a sex pest but unemployed
Dr. BeardoPuff
2 months ago
Oh also he was a Volunteer Sex Pest at a local soup kitchen.
G30FF
2 months ago
I wish he would get an entry level role as a human being
Dr. BeardoPuff
2 months ago
Would be nice!
Transient Anus
2 months ago
He sounds like the sort of person who won't be making efforts at even being an entry level human being until he's too old to have the energy to be a pest anymore.
Dr. BeardoPuff
2 months ago
He's 51.
Dr. BeardoPuff
2 months ago
If he was gonna put the work in.
Dr. BeardoPuff
2 months ago
He woulda done it already.
Dr. BeardoPuff
2 months ago
Instead, he's posting this literally right now: https://images.plurk.com/2Bn8GAUiD39m4NUaGLeBCX.jpg
Unhauntability
2 months ago
You won't have a goddamn clue what your kid takes, you ass
Dr. BeardoPuff
2 months ago
And my only reaction is
Dr. BeardoPuff
2 months ago
"Oh, you're going to get yourself hospitalized"
Dr. BeardoPuff
2 months ago
Id vitamin K safe????
G30FF
2 months ago
He is a 51 year old man doing this shit???
G30FF
2 months ago
I
G30FF
2 months ago
I need to sit down
Dr. BeardoPuff
2 months ago
¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Dr. BeardoPuff
2 months ago
He's a decade older than my sister.
Dr. BeardoPuff
2 months ago
and has the emotional maturity of a toddler
nol (spooky)
2 months ago
he’s 51 what the actual fuck????
Dr. BeardoPuff
2 months ago
I mean I hate to point out that everyone in this thread is much older than they were when they first met me, but that is the case.
Dr. BeardoPuff
2 months ago
they got married back in 2013?
Transient Anus
2 months ago
So he married her when he was 39? And he's just gotten worse since, hasn't he?
Dr. BeardoPuff
2 months ago
well he hasn't gotten better
Dr. BeardoPuff
2 months ago
the first time I met him, at least for an extended period of time, was at an Olive Garden, which I was being taken to to meet him as he was at that point engaged.
Dr. BeardoPuff
2 months ago
I had kind of seen him at things but he didn't live in my hometown and I was away at graduate school so I didn't know him at all really
Dr. BeardoPuff
2 months ago
and at that very first meeting I had with him I watched him be rude to the waiter.
Dr. BeardoPuff
2 months ago
imagine going to an Olive Garden restaurant and meeting the waiters question of "would you like cheese on that?" with "absolutely not" said in an angry tone as, if the waiter should know you didn't want cheese. at the Olive garden.
Dr. BeardoPuff
2 months ago
they were other things but I just generally watched him be dismissive of the wait staff while we were there.
Dr. BeardoPuff
2 months ago
and as we are leaving I say to my parents in the car "he was rude to the waiter. that's a bad sign."
Dr. BeardoPuff
2 months ago
my parents response was I didn't notice that. but I did.
Dr. BeardoPuff
2 months ago
so after 1 year of marriage and my sister confessing that her husband was verbally and emotionally abusive and sometimes she prayed that he died in a car wreck I reminded my parents well I told you he was rude to wait staff.
Dr. BeardoPuff
2 months ago
he started out rude and dismissive to people he saw as beneath him. which of course turned into seeing his wife as beneath him because he and my sister both belonged to a patriarchal version of Christianity that places men above women.
Dr. BeardoPuff
2 months ago
at the time, I told my sister that I would support her if she wanted to divorce him, but she said that the only biblical divorce is if one partner is unfaithful to the other so she didn't see that happening.
Dr. BeardoPuff
2 months ago
so truly, I'm perversely grateful that he somehow got even shittier because it gave my sister the free divorce card that she'd been lacking for 12 years.
Dr. BeardoPuff
2 months ago
as I told my parents when they broke the news to me that she was getting a divorce, the best time to divorce Rodrigo was 11 years ago. the next best time is today.
Dr. BeardoPuff
2 months ago
https://images.plurk.com/2VRh41Wke3tcNkNhxPW9ft.jpg https://images.plurk.com/2R5kUZk9ZKYQDFpg7NCng5.jpg AI is run by literal demons. (sure, why not)
Dr. BeardoPuff
2 months ago
chat Chat GPT
Dr. BeardoPuff
2 months ago
https://images.plurk.com/756zHqotLSJdeYqjZX23e7.jpg Moon.
nol (spooky)
2 months ago
it's like he has that moon madness from ocarina of time but perpetually since birth
Dr. BeardoPuff
2 months ago
It's like he's a man who is ruled entirely by fear.
nol (spooky)
2 months ago
eaten by his paranoia that it skews his religious believes and reality fr
Dr. BeardoPuff
2 months ago
my mother tells me he skipped out on the last three Sundays where he was supposed to have time with his daughter in the afternoon.
Dr. BeardoPuff
2 months ago
on one day not even responding to text or phone calls. On another day texting like 15 minutes before he's supposed to show up to say he woke up with a fever of 101. a lie that nobody believes.
Dr. BeardoPuff
2 months ago
anyway the response is write everything down and in 6 months take him back to court and get those limited visitation rights removed.
G30FF
2 months ago
Fucking coward
nol (spooky)
2 months ago
He has no spine
Dr. BeardoPuff
2 months ago
He's a shitty person.
curby&coughing
2 months ago
moon
curby&coughing
2 months ago
why is he fucking like this. like i know why but dude
Dr. BeardoPuff
2 months ago
A combination of untreated childhood trauma, serious brain injury in his 20s, 90s rightwing talk radio and internet poisoning.
Dr. BeardoPuff
2 months ago
papered over with evangelical Christianity
Dr. BeardoPuff
2 months ago
My mom called me, upset.
Dr. BeardoPuff
2 months ago
Adah was telling her about how her father said that gravity isn't real. And the Earth is flat.
Dr. BeardoPuff
2 months ago
And I went "yeah, he's crazy and paranoid and off his meds."
Dr. BeardoPuff
2 months ago
So that's great.
Dr. BeardoPuff
2 months ago
I keep waiting for him to Go Out for Smokes
G30FF
2 months ago
Rodrigo is turning crashing out into an art form, my go
G30FF
2 months ago
If only he had the decency to suffer for his art rather than making other people suffer for his art
Dr. BeardoPuff
2 months ago
Other Sister says that he looks terrible. Thin. Strung out.
Dr. BeardoPuff
2 months ago
Obviously he's not sleeping.
Dr. BeardoPuff
2 months ago
Paranoia.
Dr. BeardoPuff
2 months ago
I mean part of me is like "maybe he's on meth"
Dr. BeardoPuff
2 months ago
Seems like a thing he'd do! Fuck up his life.
Dr. BeardoPuff
2 months ago
https://images.plurk.com/6ZnUg4fD22ro4GsCm568nD.jpg seeing as how my nephew, his daughter's cousin, has a rare genetic condition which causes autism, a thing even my crunchy sisters know to be true, I would cordially like to invite Rodrigo to go to Hell.
Dr. BeardoPuff
2 months ago
https://images.plurk.com/1QQtbKxe2v8mMxn9OEHpCq.jpg WE'VE REACHED FAKE MOON LANDING LEVELS OF CONSPIRACY
Bret 🍄‍🟫
2 months ago
it's really good that he is showing that he cares about the children (but not his child)
Dr. BeardoPuff
2 months ago
https://images.plurk.com/y7BMg1cexPjwT67Xdk1fe.jpg "Thoughts?" No, no thoughts were had in the creation of any of this.
Dr. BeardoPuff
2 months ago
no. why would he care about his own child.
Dr. BeardoPuff
2 months ago
although now you've put George Washingtonp, "he loves the children but not the British children" into my head. this is somehow an improvement.
Bret 🍄‍🟫
2 months ago
that'd be so silly and not the apex of man
Bret 🍄‍🟫
2 months ago
8')
Dr. BeardoPuff
2 months ago
https://images.plurk.com/3S6EP0rHDVk4HmZvqqvssD.jpg and just for funzos, Flat Earth again.
Dr. BeardoPuff
2 months ago
maybe Rodrigo is an elf. maybe the World is Flat but only for him.
Dr. BeardoPuff
2 months ago
maybe he's being driven mad by the promise of a ring of power.
G30FF
2 months ago
It already sounds like he's gone full nazgul so
Dr. BeardoPuff
2 months ago
9 rings for mortal men doomed to die (Rodrigo is speed-running this).
Dr. BeardoPuff
2 months ago
RODRIGO WAS SENT TO THE EMERGENCY ROOM FOR A COCAINE OVERDOSE INDUCED STROKE.
Dr. BeardoPuff
2 months ago
He lied about the cocaine. Of course.
Bret 🍄‍🟫
2 months ago
he's. really speedrunning it.
Dr. BeardoPuff
2 months ago
So anyway he's doing great.
Dr. BeardoPuff
2 months ago
He's so speedrunning it.
Dr. BeardoPuff
2 months ago
Run, don't walk to court, Sister.
G30FF
2 months ago
What the ever loving fuck, how is he getting even worse
G30FF
2 months ago
He hit rock bottom and then found a pickaxe
G30FF
2 months ago
Made of coke
Dr. BeardoPuff
2 months ago
Evidently my sister was the onlly thing keeping him alive.
Dr. BeardoPuff
2 months ago
Not that that is an excuse to stay with him.
Dr. BeardoPuff
2 months ago
my sister talked with his sister, with whom he has a very poor relationship. unsurprisingly. basically just to update her about his situation. the fact that he's unraveling.
nol (spooky)
2 months ago
jfc he's actually... speedrunning and crashing out
G30FF
2 months ago
She was the only thing keeping him going? Now I wish she'd left him even sooner.
Dr. BeardoPuff
2 months ago
Like, he's bad at being a human being.
Dr. BeardoPuff
2 months ago
This is well established.
nol (spooky)
2 months ago
genuinely glad your sister left him as soon as she could
G30FF
2 months ago
Agreed. It took a while, but she finally got out.
nol (spooky)
2 months ago
like of course, the best time was years ago, but the second best time was when she finally decided to leave him
Dr. BeardoPuff
2 months ago
Sister is like "I'm not even sure if he's really a Christian" and I'm like "let God sort that one out, he's a bad husband and father, which is relevant to you and your daughter here and now."
adanteallegro
2 months ago
Amen to that.
adanteallegro
2 months ago
Number one priority is keeping herself and her daughter safe and, like, a consistent 50 foot pole away from this guy.
Dr. BeardoPuff
2 months ago
Again, run don't walk to the court and petition to get his visitation rights removed.
nol (spooky)
2 months ago
there's a similar sentiment in islam teachings that in terms of a person's lack of faith, it's not our call to put judgement but god's. but things like being a bad husband and father are things even god would urge us to take action, not just pray for divine fate.
nol (spooky)
2 months ago
she needs to remove his visitation rights asap especially after the cocaine overdose
curby&coughing
2 months ago
Oh hey, you were close, not meth but cocaine. Very similar.
curby&coughing
2 months ago
but also hey can we please get RID OF THAT MAN
Dr. BeardoPuff
1 months ago
https://images.plurk.com/4Om3TPCRd5VDMj1tuyFYjD.jpg more than a little, my guy
Dr. BeardoPuff
1 months ago
https://images.plurk.com/4GBU9xaQyaRXSKrtSB1vnf.jpg Rodrigo, not understanding how perspective works.
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