[work] sorry this is just my horror stories hour now. "how can we make you smile today?" "oh baby are you sure you want me to tell you that 
" buddy
" buddy
buddy
my phone voice is painfully cutsy
why are you doing this
there was a guy a while ago who called to ask fetish questions about all the female agents finger nails
i hate it here
gross
i also tired of people who WILL NOT LET ME GET THEIR INFO TO MAAKE SURE I HAAVE THE RIGHT ACCCOUNT and just hang up
i hope i got it wrong
i hope they show up to your house
and you get charged
bc you fucking suck
Throw the whole man in the trash