the top item in the games tab:

"Why is there a goose in my fleshlight?"

Me: permanently tabs away from the games tab, never to return

If anyone has an explanation for this, other than the fact that we live in the second-darkest timeline, I'd like to know

but I refuse to do any of the research myself

okay so I did a little digging. Flappy Goose is an okay flappy bird clone where people can make their own levels. The person here made a level consisting of jello blocks and a pistoning mario pipe.

So like juvenile and dumb, but not like a game about being weird about geese.

malkuthsoldier: you are literally my hero rn

Glad I could help xD