they're staying here 4 days and I've been fixing stuff for them for... 4 hours now?

I also had to build a fucking FENCE around my balcony because they came here with 5 miniature rats- I mean, dogs, that apparently aren't trained enough to know not to yeet themselves from the second floor of a house

"Get me this" "get me that"

HOLY COWS

They even got all upset because my 'coffee machine is broken'

they were NOT inserting the coffee thing inside, the lil plastic filled with ground coffee, and expected it to just... magically make some?

AND I asked them NOT to smoke inside but I already sense a strong smell there, so I blocked the two days following their 'away' day so I can areate the area

FUCKERS

And they're calling again. I'm gonna tell them this is NOT an all inclusive fucking hotel.

Yeah you need to be aggressive with Karens.

I just told them off because they wanted ME to go buy them pizza and show them around town??????????????? WHAT THE F?

Put your foot down and tell them if they can't respect your fucking property, they can sleep on the street

I told them I'm finishing a project and 'bye'

What the fuck

and reminded them 'please smoke outside'

I gave them the number of the 'turistic info' booth in the village but man. for less than 40 bucks at night (they pay more but airbnb takes a large cut) what are they expecting?

they were expecting an all inclusive, you literally said it

right now I'm so worked up and angry I can't even sit down and write or anything, I'm restless

but yeah.

I think that's what they were expecting, I just never expereinced such insane disrespect

not a single 'thank you' just barked orders until I said 'no' until now

I feel like you should start charging for people who don't respect your fucking propety

and the airbnb doesn't protect you from bad reviews (even if fake) so....

I can't really be rude

That's such horseshit

yeah airbnb is wild

and reviews are EQUALLY wild

did i share pics of what was left the other day in my bathroom?

It's your goddamn property but the """guests""" are allowed to shit all over it and you can't even be like "eat my ass"

Yeah I saw that, fucking nasty

Yeah you can't be 'eat my ass'

i don't understand how some people can be so gross

I get that some hosts are shit as well but M A N

and now I had to drop all I wanted to do to go build a fucking cardboard fence all around my LARGE balcony so their dogs wouldn't jump

Karens never leave good reviews though... are your reviews like, all together, so people can compare sane reviews with the occasional "omg they wouldn't take me on a tour of town"?

it's NOT a small balcony

My reviews are super solid. like, I have 4.87/5 and most of them are 5 stars

Let their stupid ass dogs jump

but a single bad one will tank my rating and all

Reap what you sow if you can't get off your own damn ass and train them

I finished cardboarding it, but it took forever and a lot of cardboard boxes and ducktape, at lest I still had some from my move

I don't want to be dogcist (?) but those chihuahuas are not very smart

I was SO hyped to have ONE day to do tags and chill

lmfao i feel like you need an entire fucking interview section for some people before you let them onto your property

yeah...

also, it's so stupid but for all the 'the youth nowadays' talks? It's ALWAYS the people in the 50+ years olf range that cause the most issues

Y U P

I had 4 guests in the past 5 days and the only young couple left such a clean house I could have locked the door and pretend it was all cleaned up already

(I stil cleaned and passed everything but you get what I mean)

because boomers are so used to always getting their way, so the "THE YOUTH THESE DAYS@!!!1" is them just complaining when a YOUNGIN' tells them no

toothpaste couple was in their 60. the karens here are 50+.

And don't get me started on the elderly couple that came here and left wine bottles EVERYWHERE, including under the bed

what the hell

I feel like those types of people are the ones who have never worked a day in their lives

I found everything and even more in the months I had this and economically it's not even convenient enymore?

or struggled

some people straight up steal

EXCUSE ME???

I got a new shelf for my laundry room where to keep all the clean stuff because I am SURE many towels got missing over the months

and it was never the ones I left out (Ever guest gets one small, medium AND large towel) but probably the ones still in the wardrobe

so I never noticed when one or two went missing

at this point I wouldn't blame you from padlocking cupboards and shit

honestly, I'm just going to start keeping everything out of range

for real

other things that disappeared are mostly mugs and SOMEHOW the teaspoons'

the only BIG theft I got was my ceramic decorative plate from monza

????

yeah i remember that

i still cannot believe people are SO shitty

It's just. Either I clean for a lot more than I should OR I get angry over stuff. I'm starting to think it's NOT worth the effort

when airbnb takes MOST of the money and we still have to do most of the bureoucratic work and I am doing all the cleaning myself too

Sorry, I needed to vent.

Want to write together? I just want to sit down and forget about everything for a bit.

I'm at work sadly but I do have a post up for Pitaya, and the new event just dropped recently as well.

I haven't posted a toplevel but I will proooobably after work if I have enough energy

saw the event and I'm trying to write rapunzel a reply

Sunny is going to be so awkward in his first day back to school after actual YEARS

guests just asked for wifi password. I usually offer my phone as router when i'm at home but this time i just pointed out I do NOT have wifi so sorry, that's literally in the page linked to my place

8\

Love how people don't read