I noticed him because of a sluggish bee near my car. I thought: huh, must be warming up if the hive is starting to get active again this year.
Looked towards where I know the hive is and - oh, hello possum with its hand down the hole.
It went up a branch and stared at me for a moment before it decided I was chill and it started to enjoy its treat.
man, why can't our assholes be cute instead of deranged gremlins ...
This is the only non deranged gremlin Australia has. Let us have this one.
you got some real tiny bears over there
That is amazing and gorgeous!
NO DON'T LIE TO EVERYONE THEY ARE DERANGED GREMLINS
SHHH, DON'T LET THEM KNOW I'M LYING
valyria XD but at least they don't LOOK deranged!
look i would take the opposum any day of the week
the fact that it looks deranged is CHARMING
lol I don't mind them, until they crawl out from under my shed while I'm trying to work 8D;
lol they normally play dead, but if they decide to attack they can do A LOT of damage /sob
I think that one WAS a baby though, and then it crawled around the edge and started playing dead and I had to chase my dogs away pfffffff
I've been leery of looking under the shed ever since
they stole all the straw I used to mulch my pots with and made a nest, stupid me was like 'oh, somehow the wind managed to suck all of this under here' and was reaching an entire rake and MY WHOLE ARM under there trying to get it out
I would argue that Australia had a lot of non deranged gremlins. Most of them are different kinds of possums but there's also quokkas
thats what the quokkas want you to think
you're presuming that quokkas are thinking
Quokkas are cute. I also feel like they'd eat your face.
Quokka wouldn't eat your face, they're the real life equivalent of a Fuecoco pokemon. Nothing between the eyes and all happy vibes
Good things. Not everything in Oz wants to kill me, just most things... so that's a relief? lol