tales from the scheduling desk:
patient: hey I need an appointment with a dermatologist
me: great! what for?
them: some kind of flesh eating bacteria or fungus?
me: ??????
patient: hey I need an appointment with a dermatologist
me: great! what for?
them: some kind of flesh eating bacteria or fungus?
me: ??????
UM
THAT MORE SOUNDS LIKE. MAYBE URGENT CARE AT MINIMUM NOT A SPECIALIST WHO ARE ALWAYS SLOWER TO GET INTO MY DUDE
uhm
yeah
yeah
uM
#times I wish I wasnt barred from 1) dispensing medical advice and 2) screaming at callers
YEAH.
Sir, all the dermatologist would do is send you to the ER for emergency surgery.