1. Boundaries woman who will respect you by not asking you any personal questions ever
2. A fifteen-year-old girl
3. A pirate man(?) who once tried to physically run away from his own feelings

...HONESTLY PAINE IS PROBABLY THE BEST OF THE THREE OPTIONS

I was gonna say, Paine/Cloud actually doesn't sound too bad! XD

LOL yes... they'd spend quality time Not Talking To Each Other and being chill

nodding to each other as they hang out and clean their blades: so romantic