"[Department of] Defense is too defensive" so he's changing it to war department and fuck congress he will beat them up until they do :\
I guess that is a thing someone could say
lmfao coughing spittake at Ben's impression of Lutnick
"It's a violent war" we either have opposite world or insane redundancy
damn. that was written on one of the camps in Germany
Philly also hates him personally
not as much as NYC but pretty close
and never forget that Philly is the city where the Canadian Robot that Hitchhiked Across The Continent got shanked on its first day in the US
NYC hates him because they know him, Philly hates him because everyone knows That Guy and he's very, very loudly That Guy
also rage is just a standard character stat in PA. it even hit the art of Miku from Around The World.
that's Pittsburgh, but there's a Philly Version with Miku complaining about 'fucking Jersey drivers' somewhere
even in Philly nobody likes a jamoke
in fairness tho, after having actually done some driving in Jersey, I can't really fault Jersey Drivers
they've been trained to believe the road itself is out to get them, and it's every driver for themself
in my first week of driving in NJ I wound up driving on the wrong side of the road twice
MA roads and intersections can be confusing and bizarre and have awful signage, but NJ roads and intersections are like goddamn kaizo hacks
.......is his new attack strategy flirting?
The more he slips into dementia the more he gets Roy Cohn-y
Also his projection confession narcissism thinks if he compliments people the way he wants to be complimented he will get that back and they will feel how he's projecting (admiration etc.)
yes
meanwhile I'm in PA screaming because I learned how to drive in FL where the roads are wide and straight and the semi trucks keep to themselves. everything is so twisted and you're always dodging delivery drivers here
I maintain my crack theory that JD was the literally cheapest option bc DJT only needed to change 2 letters on all of his banners and merch
compare spelling of Pence to Vance. like come on I don't think you even like couch boy
roflmao well his kids like JD because he's from the same gremlin school of thought and they're stupid af and also instead of appealing to evangelicals this time (Pence) Trump is straight up appealing to the death cultists techbros (Elon & Darth Palantir)

I'm not hallucinating right
I know Jesus definitely advised against it and Revelations but did I miss where saints went off and weren't starving and/or almost naked in the desert and suffering
^ Trump is sending out grift emails to his followers saying he's scared he won't get to heaven so give him money
idk what the thing about saints you're talking about is, but
the rest is fittingly very 19th century
yeah I'm pretty sure pay-for-pray was a big thing at least in parts of Europe
iirc it's a plot point in Crime and Punishment
Oh the Martin Luther freakout over indulgences

Yeah fuck German "theology"

I agree, it was taken to some realllllllllly fucking dumb levels (as anything can/will be....) but "clearly we're just pre-ordained/destined towards good/bad" is some motherfucking dumb shit.
This is.... dumber. Somehow.
This is Trump trying to buy a stairway to heaven by making a tower of babel out of gold and charging very illiterate fake Christians for the privilege of seeing it
Not even "pay me to pray" which honestly yeah I GET where that's not helpful obviously, but it has SOME merit in societal implications because we haven't fixed the system enough to make money tabulation moot -- I am also being warned by Aish he definitely had more fun fucking it all up here so I am underestimating his impact on that but
it's like I definitely sometimes feel like "PAY ME" meme to God

not for praying but for let's say, not letting me do what I want so I will be in the right place/time which "isn't that a form of payment, CC?" No. I can't windsurf or kitesurf and he told me I'd be able to soon so PAY ME ANOTHER FORM OF COMPENSATION OKAY
But literally like "I'm a bad boy and kill people, so give me money to keep being a bad boy show you want me to be good :V"
Like I get that he thinks his supporters are the dumbest motherfuckers in ALL OF HUMAN HISTORY

but wtf
TBF ^
woodrift 's uncle and my estranged sibling while still psychotic
very much were/are like this
But again; there's some mirroring going on where we are allowed special glimpses beyond the surface
that's effed up with the parallels but you're definitely right
my uncle was fasting before mass this morning and said he had Jesus for breakfast
as if that makes up for how he terrorized multiple people over the weekend
That is a thing other Catholics say and ^ Yeah that too but yeahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh that's also something I was warned about Trump and i don't want to get too into it but

ugh
Aish needed my help earlier and I don't THINK it was the church/school shooting but Mom came back from hospital sobbing about it because we've been saying for the last decade we're already in the civil war, it's just the children are the predominate victims
FWIW I feel the need to explain -- my "pay me" to god is because it gives me endurance justification to not give up and to tell myself that I am not in need of more specific training to do certain things most can do very easily and waste efforts in trying to do those things; but instead the better acceptance of "FIIIIIIIIIINE I WILL GO SLEEP FOR ANOTHER 20
HOURS LIKE A HIBERNATING BEAR D:< But I won't like it! AND I EXPECT PAYMENT D:<"
Also if I give it to God as his responsibility I don't lash out at anyone else for feeling inadequate mobility etc. etc.
Also waaaaaaaaaaaay less guilt for playing things like Flight Rising. "But I should be saving the world --" etc gets vetoed
That way, also, if I am fucking insane, it doesn't matter, and if I am not, and God wants me to save the world then he can empower me
Or pay me. EITHER/OR
I have discovered the most ridiculous power: my blind box mojo that let's me know that figure or toy I'm going to get has advanced enough that I knew the investigator we met today re the asshole in my life was going to be a blonde in a ponytail
I'm not sure what to do with this
Grow your psychic power
I DON'T WANNA BE AN ORACLE
But the more you learn the more you can do
(papal indulgences was 16th c. I think, but yeah parallel practices didn't exactly disappear after the protestant..... whatever-it's-called)
my brain kept insisting on "revolution"
The essence is close enough
So Marla Maples was one of them probably?
They finally a cfids vaccine (long covid) annnnnd they're blocking it I...
What the fuck have I been struggling for 25 years for? Give me back my life
I regret nothing but I am so distraught
I feel like in Re: Zero when he gets murdered and just "it hurts! It hurts! It hurts it hurts it hurtsithurtithurts!"
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Thank fuck they're so incompetent???????/ WTF
(JD Vance tried to get a military coup against Zelensky to be a Putin puppet but fortunately they tried to the strongest Zelensky supporter and Ukrainian nationalist who was like "WTF IS WRONG WTIH YOU"
But yeah. Mr. Palantir KNOWS he's the antiChrist and embraces it :\\\\\\
I am in over my head and need Jesus' help ngl \:|/ I surrender. This is too much
yeah "what election. He isn't going to let us have one. No one spends half a billion dollars on a ballroom in their home they intend to leave."
I love when these news analysis stories are all "IMPENDING CONSTITUTIONAL CRISIS!!!" like wtf are you talking about impending
most of the last decade has been an ongoing string of constitutional crises that don't actually get resolved but sort of quietly shelved and half-forgotten because nobody seems to take them seriously outside using them for clickbait
I can't believe Newsom is the only person saying the quiet part out loud
ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
THIS motherfucker (David Shore) is why you HAVE to start assuming motive doesn't matter outcome does. I don't fucking care if he is actively in favor of kneecapping the Dems for Trump's advantage or he's just SO FUCKING WILDLY INCOMPETENT AND EVIL THAT HE IS DOING IT ANYWAY YOU CANNOT GIVE HIM THE BENEFIT OF THE DOUBT
Also if you see someone (mostly a Democrat) talking about the tariffs and NOT the fascist takeover and
concentration torture death camps 
they're evil. They're compromised, and they are every bit as much the enemy as every Republican. Full stop.
no one understands that politics isn't a spectrum it's a circle
the goal is to stay in one area of normalcy before you go to the complete deep end. Left and Right leads ultimately to the same deep end
...I mean intentionality matters for some things...... like whether it's incompetence or criminal corruption
but in terms of "should this person be in any position of authority or influence" not so much
I mean let's say it is criminal corruption, can we do anything about it other than ignore them and maybe feed them fake information like we would for a foreign malicious spy?
That is my assessment as well
1) either the DOJ reneged on their deal to leave Epstein alone because Trump told them to (and then had good reason to kill him to bury evidence) or
2) to investigate Trump (and again motive)
They're blaming demonic possession
I can't decide if confession projection or just riling up their craziest supporters
Both

It seems like Trump realizes his power is already waning and God is coming for him
and the court in Rockland is allowing the case for election fraud to move forward
someone get PA and NC and the others in check
when is he going to be bullied enough to leave??
He won't accept that he's being bullied
He missed death by a few inches that was beyond his control. Most people would have an existential crisis at least, survivor's guilt at moderate, and mind break at worst.
He doesn't realize the crux of fate he'd passed through. That's because he's either a machine or a moron.
Machines are more rational
If he was a machine he'd be glitching so badly that it's impossible for him to do basic functions at this point
I know because I've been there, I definitely thought my possessed bro was a robot sent by aliens to collect unpredictable data
Because not much else made sense
Firefighters /trying to put out fires in WA/
ICE: You're under arrest!
Everyone: w t a f is wrong with you
Oh cool. we now have literal manhunting of humans like One Piece tenryuubito
yeah iirc they basically admitted outright that they were deliberately using the fire to lure out firefighters to arrest, just phrased more indirectly because it obviously sounds insane and awful to say it like that
something like that they were "conducting an operation on the fire" but unless they're claiming they wanted to deport the fire itself, it's hard to interpret it as anything but using a fire to target firefighters
...........although I'm not sure I'd even be shocked at this point if it turned out someone in DHS thought they could deport fires.
Alternately they fucking set the fire on purpose because they're psychotically evil and trying to end the world
And daring Jesus "come save us :VVV"
If you have to hold people hostage to prove God exists and favors justice
He's at best going to just empower your would be victims stupid.
I mean... fires happen enough that it's not really necessarily to jump to that conclusion, but again, I wouldn't be shocked if that turned out to be a thing.
he's possessed by a demon, Like my uncle
bc luring fire fighters out to arrest them is evil
everyone likes fire fighters
Well I think he's been exorcised but >> \:|/
You're thirsty for more than just-- no, stop it. Behave.
What people don't realize about RFK Jr. being appointed Health director --
Indeed the whole "OH THERE ARE SO MANY MINORITIES THAT VOTED FOR TRUMP THIS TIME"
That's. Fucking. Impossible. Literally, it is. Because you can check against 2020 and 2016, Trump didn't increase his sway in those communities, but ^ pre-brain worm RFK Jr. and Jimmy Carter's verification processes were based in checking minority statistics and as you can see a lot of the lawsuits against Trump for disenfranchising minorities (hence his
further lashing out at women and also trying to create new redistricting etc.)
The thing is, 1) RFK Jr. was literally eaten by a brain worm so his brain is more scrambled than Coach from Cheers 2) Let's talk pandemics. Trump knows covid fucked him from stealing the 2nd term directly. 3) sure he used all the "THEY'RE CHEATING THEY'RE CHEATING" to see if his cheat could get caught and work on workarounds if it did but 4) Now we come
he might need another exorcism. IDK.
back to data. Trump, like the fucking moronic narcissist he is, thinks if he can just strangle reality he can brow beat it into whatever fucking shape he wants via propaganda and like everything else: sheer force of will
I need to see kpop demon hunters and do an exorcism on my uncle
He's got "dementia" going because he is exorcised buuuuuuuuut he Trump is waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay more evil than the spirit that possessed him
tbh I think he's trying to distract from the Election Truth Alliance and Epstein. that's why he's doing bs
so that's why I'm on mild duty to chalk up dementia differences and cross reference dementia symptoms etc.
i mean he's always doing bs
Whenever I was away from my abuser they came up with some ~~emergency~~ to force me to come back where they could abuse me :VVV
I had no idea it was antiChrist training at the time :|
keep eyes open bc the vibes are rank. oh and he cancelled Kamala 's secret service last I heard
I'm not grateful but I am ~enlightened~
partly because he's a nut and a moron but also because A Series Of Small Shocks is a core fascist strategy to destroy the public's sense of political norms
This Trump does actually reward loyalty more though which is interesting
Arguably "he learned that literally throwing your own people under the bus is too costly" buuuut
I don't think he's capable of learning tbqfh
I mean... has he stopped throwing people under the bus or has it just not seemed like a useful thing to do for a few days
since the start of this term. He throws PEOPLE under the bus but not the perceived loyal ones like the Jan 6ers
it's pretty common for narcissists to "reward loyalty" in the sense of giving positive feedback for doing what they want, but that doesn't imply any loyalty on their end
word. it's a very common play
Like last term he didn't free them because he was chickenshit scared they'd impeach his ass
Ditto the random lady who was doing election fraud in Colorado
...free whom?
I mean granted he definitely feels more untouchable this time
but that's itself really notable
Plus he gave the proud boys jobs as ICE :\
...I mean I don't think you can blanket preemptively pardon anyone who was involved in something whether or not they've been arrested, charged, or tried yet.
"you can't" is meaningless to him
Yeah, but it's not meaningless to the people working for him who'd be the ones having to explain it to a judge.
Or at least, it wasn't back then.
YEAH I was going to say the difference might be he thinks he has unlimited lawyers
Okay but he also set up a whole bunch of money schemes to help those like MTG and others profit illegally
It seems like one of his corrections from the first term was that he just stopped working with people who have scruples or the will to say "we can't do that" to him.
AGAIN YEAH; he thinks he's more untouchable now / doesnt' care but
So like a political Lucas Effect.
Well that was the plan from Project 25 all along
I'm sure that he'd have been perfectly happy to declare the insurrectionists Heroes of the Fatherland and order them freed without bothering with a formal pardon process at all if anyone in the room was going to agree to do the footwork for him.
But afaik a pardon doesn't just... happen instantly, and there's supposed to be a process that takes time.
it also usually happens after conviction or at least not before there's even been an arraignment
so I don't think he would've really had time to do anything even vaguely resembling a normal pardon between the 6th and the 20th
It could also be memory hole of me
like usually it takes days to even have formal charges pressed from which to pardon someone, and an indictment to decide whether there ought to be a trial at all, and then an arraignment to actually formalize that there will be a trial for reals, and pardoning someone for a crime that hasn't even been formally stated as happening yet is uhh
that would be a pretty long limb to climb out on even now, although they're definitely being much more "just do whatever and make up some shit about why it's OK afterward" this time around
Mike Johnson: nooooooooo my city's crime is WAY worse because it has a Dem DA who doesn't arrest people enough
CNN: soooooooo we should send in the national guard to your city, right?
MJ: :T no
Apparently bullying politicians is 1000% (Trump math) the right move because Susan Collins suddenly realized OH SHIT all mainers haaaaaaaaaaaate her
I still have that stupid essay I wrote that only convinced MTG-likes
TAKE YOUR WEIRD PSYCHOTIC COMPOUND WHITE NATIONALIST SHIT OVER THERE
2020: Leftists: That's fucking stupid CC
MTG: No wait hear her out
CC: no not yo
2021: Leftists: that's fucking stupid
MTG: It's genius Imma do it
CC:

I'm rethinking this but there are still merits I did write it as if TO rightwingers and well you saw Jan 6
2022: CC: Yeah they went too far and won't settle with a piece of pie they want the whole
damn everything. I guess trying to let them have a few states was nonsensical
Leftists: Damn right we told you that
MTG: National Divorce ree!
2025: Leftists: I want a national divorce
CC:

I mean.... I am never in favor of abusive unions since that isn't healthy for anyone...
MTG: We should stop funding genocides
CC: wtf I mean yes but broken clock
how are we really doing tho
Better than it seems and every life is precious but less lost lives than 2020 etc.
I LOVE YOU BOTH TOO AND EVERYONE ELSE HERE /drunk love
I'm not saying we should bring back guillotines
You can't be drunk on love and bring back guillotines at the same time

I am an enigma of contradictions
So Pedophilia and child sex trafficking and IRL porn = okay
But art and games and cartoons = bad

me
Reminds me that i want to get my samue coat
beware more explosions. why is it always on a Friday?
keep an eye on Pizzato bc that's apparently the pizza shop closest to the Pentagon
I say all this bc at one point the tracker read DEFCON 1 overnight, which means people were working late on something

this early??
Yeah the drones and copters were AMPED last night
I don't think it's the Big D but we might be in timeframe for JDV to Amendment 25 him
he did make noises this week about being ready to take over when it's time
He called 3 fucking pressers in one day for no reason, presumably literally so far gone he forgot he did them already
and hasn't been seen since
This is why I wasn't allowed to say Mr. Palantir's name all week
He was most recently working with Epstein on the surveillance industry
what's the bomb?
everything's "a bomb" these days
Interviewer: You would prefer the human race to endure, yes?
Peter Thiel: ...... [30 seconds later] Ummmmmmmmmmm I don't know we have so many problems....
Peter Thiel was asked point blank if he is the AntiChrist
He is literally one of Epstein's biggest partners in money/surveillance
he funded both Elon & JD Vance
that's a hell of a question to flounder on
IT IS SO MUCH WORSE WHEN YOU SEE IT
He basically all but admitted he is the fucking 4th head of the antiChrist (didn't admit that there's 7 because he's a dipshit)
dude named it after a device used by evil to observe and corrupt those charged with protecting the world from it, he's either wholly evil and proud of it, or pathologically attracted to saying the worst possible thing
1) gay (see JD Vance and etc.) 2) funded Hulk Hogan against Gawker for outing him when he didn't want to be 3) helped rope in the WWE & etc. literal child sex trafficking rings
He's definitely evil but I didn't expect ONE EMAIL to just
snap together all my tangles
Like there were a bunch of the current Trump admins we kept going "ehhhh... Fox ??? MAYBE"
Now I can just

that's it. The tangles are all undone. the strings are all coherent.
i mean there's venal human evil we see tons of, just fear and greed and hate
THOSE are easy enough to deal with
but i mean like Capital E Evil
has been thwarting every fucking attempt to defying logic and science
....is that a typo or am i missing something
They're able to collect power in a way that defies up to now historical remedies against it
and they keep collecting it to a level that is, besides just obscene, defies precedent ^ and all measures that had been institutionalized to prevent such abuses etc.
oh, well, sorta, although those remedies aren't exactly historically infallible either
But now I can untangle and see it all laid out because I have my trails figured out
Obviously or it wouldn't be the case, but it's on such thin margins that it goes beyond "unlikely"
yeah but the institutions have relied on people actually doing their goddamn jobs, which at least 30% of those charged have chosen not to do
That is literally part of it. People were acting against their own interests and "for what"
that and most of them are fairly untested, because the idea that you can just do anything you want without consequence isn't really in our political playbook
-- because they basically had mafia allegiances to oligarchs and couldn't afford to fuck them over so it was all just thin margin here there etc.
Without trying to "prove" Trump is the antiChrist because I refuse to play by that rule -- that is a rule that lets him get away with bullshit. INSTEAD: it doesn't fucking matter.
a lot of our political institutions are founded on the assumption that voters will swiftly punish malfeasance, which clearly just isn't true
What does, is closing out loopholes
They can and would but obviously a giant change has to be enacted first
as our previous government setup couldn't envision such swift media resources like the internet or even phones or television lol
...i mean, some voters will, but there are a lot of moving parts that go together for a population that's capable of accepting democratic responsibility, and there've been people actively working to break those parts for literal generations now
modern tech is a complication, but it's really just one factor imo
Don't worry I've got this
the generations of pathological relationship to politics and reality is the issue i'm not sure how to resolve
Just create systems that work better even if idiots try to fuck it up and then you inherently disincentivize
trying to fuck it up and take it apart
THERE IS A LOT I CANNOT SAY FOR OBVIOUS FUCKING REASONS
Number 1 being Palantir's shit. I THINK they are flooded atm but
There's a reason I'm being held back still \:|/ I will do when I can. And until then

probably a military thing since Donnie was sighted alive
I am happy knowing I'm not crazy I just know a lot of crazy shit
......i mean i'm not sure how in a democracy you do that when a massive voting block doesn't want or trust a healthy democracy
So you can trust me or not, but that's how it is
..if you say so, but i'm not seeing it.. >_>
You don't have to, that's what makes it fun
i mean

as a scientist, i'm accustomed to accepting things i can't see directly, and that i could be just completely missing some key factors, but "don't worry about how the perpetual motion machine works, if i told you it would break the fae magic" doesn't fill me with confidence
tbh with all the simultaneous crash outs I wonder if we can't do an exorcism
bc spoilers: anyone can bless anyone or anything
unfortunately a lot of people like to make it sound arcane and magical, much to my chagrin, when it's really just adding wave mechanics
so if we're commanding enough we should be able to do an exorcism
i always get frustrated with pop sci descriptions of quantum mechanics, but it is hard to explain very clearly without getting into the math at all
Another thing about Peter Thiel's Antichrist quad videos is literally trying to find and corrupt anyone who could / would point out the true points of it all/refute (see again: Palantir)
Again, Trump is already not possessed hence the disintegrating.
While the malevolent spirit is active they're able to use plausible deniability to force a slight illusion. Mind you, in my sibling's case they were trying to get exorcised and going to doctors for dementia and doing their best so their possessed whatever was trying to kill them -- so they're doing a little better now, but that takes a HUGE amount of will
I'm not withholding my proofs because I want to help the magic remain

Fuck that shit. I'm withholding it because I wasn't allowed to say "Peter Thiel" all week and I don't fuck around since 1) public 2) crazy bullshit week 3) I'm 99% sure he still has gov ops and I'm
paranoid
If it helps you can 100% say "CC is gone crazy again because every time she thinks she is getting somewhere her closest family members get hospitalized and she's just retrofitting her delusions to comport to reality." I am fine with that
I'm surprised I'm not MORE freaked out by Garp!Dad bleeding from falling down stairs and still in hospital and etc. I attribute it to God / meditation/prayer :| YMMV
Nothing is notably proving the connections to [8th head] and either that's because he's NOT one of the 7 or he's just genuinely waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay fucking smarter than the rest so he can cover his shit way better \:|/ This is going to be a weird fucking month. That I am confident of (though leery of promises -- see Greek Mythology)
I'm still a salty bitch over not getting to go in the water this week in Maine. \:|/ Is it that big a deal in the grand scheme? Not at all. Would I have traded that to save more lives in a heartbeat and not even needing to be asked? Yes of course. Even if I can't remember/know of it (because that's the physical/spiritual law of universe)? Again yes of course
I'm still salty though
Plurk is the only place I speak openly bc none of my RL people are on here and it's based in SE Asia
it's not free of bots but it's not high priority
I still can't wholly I know too well certain /handwave
tbf it's not like Peter Thiel wasn't already deeply entangled in this nonsense
Obviously
I just didn't know the Epstein connection
So I'd just assumed he followed the money but even I was missing a thread
Because Epstein is a money (laundering via pre-crypto child sex trafficking) connection

please note how Trump is anti
energy technology via solar, wind, etc. but instead wants to prop up
coal
They really assume MAGA have less brains functioning than maggots
so fucking creepy (the lovebomb AI relationship grifting emails)
I mean yeah Trump has been propping up coal since day 1 because anything regressive and contrary to what The Intellectual Elite say is comfy for the republican voting block
.......rofl Bill Burr as heir apparent to George Carlin is a more graphic rimjob than I would have expected youtube to platform, but ok.
yes he says things that he wants to say even if it's offensive
.....................that's about the extent of the similarity I've noticed.
if there's a central problem in comedy IMO it's that a lot of otherwise smart people have gotten suckered into the notion that the most important thing in comedy and social criticism is being offensive.
and that if you're offending someone, then you must be saying something insightful and clever and wise and getting at deep truths that ~They Don't Want You To Speak~
I can't comment on Bill Burr like 90% of that list he rattles off of comedians straight up are memory holed (Bill Burr including)
But Gabriel Iglesias / Fluffy is more like the most INoffensive everrrrr and very very nonpolitical. Whitney Cummings I love but she's

filling in a void of Lilith

so I worry like maybe she is also not having her usual conscience now or something I know that's weird as fuck to say but I can't strangle the metaphor more to clarify
TLDR saying things that are super helpful for me to extrapolate on my memory holes because it's all stuff that was moot for me until election
Iglesias I'm only vaguely familiar with, but that's definitely the vibe I've gotten from him in the past

Cummings I don't think I know at all
and explains a WOMEN IN A WORLD WITHOUT LILITH Role well
(or if I do I'm just blanking)
I'm a little surprised MBS would invite her but also at the same time
wondering if she took it just to see what she can get away with there because W O W
Not offensive for the sake of being offensive, but she will say WHAAAAAAATEVER THE FUCK SHE WANTS
she says whatever the fuck she wants, and what she wants is "vagina"
She's also attracted to like deadbeat losers and is a klepto
Looking for Satan. Eventually starts being a cougar and is like "oh shit I should have done this all along"
But yeah she's not offensive for the sake of it, she is veeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeery highly no filter (which is relatable for me)
(except that I am very fucking shy and she clearly is not)
"omgawd I have to date a vampire"
I'mma check out the special, at least, she seems pretty solid so far
This one is kind of political if just for starting off with addressing her being pregnant despite over 40 and then straight into trans high school sports (because she can't ask other pregnant women the baby's gender in CA because CA) with her pointing out she played basketball and they would transition boys in the hall like "PUT ON THIS WIG D:<"
................yeah that first part was solid but I'm worried where exactly she's going with the trans shtick.
like yes it can be confusing because it's only been in public discourse for like 10 years, that much is valid, but I'm not clear yet if she's mocking people being naively glib about it, or if she's being naively glib about it
like "we've gotta solve the transgender drama" is a very "what do you mean by that" line
there are a lot of people out there who think the way to "solve the transgender drama" is to get rid of the trans people and categorically reject the possibility of anyone being transgender, so that statement by itself is a bit concerning
She straight up goes into asking the trans-haters what their issue is etc.
...still not sure where exactly she was going, but at least she didn't land on anything too terrible???
she got distracted by a couple so XD
Yes after that

She literally talks about two of her trans friends, one annoys her one is her "cool" trans friend who can do easy parking and she's like "SO UNFAIR YOU Can't keep everything that was cool about being a man D:<"
She basically says other than trans-haters are stupid -- that men are just mad that they feel like transwomen defected to the opposing team
"are they fast or not???" fair
...also actually pretty close to the heart of the matter with the "greatest fear," just one or two steps removed
kopperhed when she blows on her boobs I am like "... oh shit called the fuck out I was already doing that and then she did.... /INNOCENT WHISTLE"
Wait who blew what where?
"This country's obsessed with gender all of a sudden!" ......I mean, fascists in power will have that effect.
thank god she's saying what needs to be said about pants
can someone please correct this fashion standard already
Literally attracted to the WORST MEN I feel so bad for her
kopperhed: Whitney Cummings on her boobs talking about men wearing pants at meetings even though it tortures them
"It goes down?!?" not if you can help it
"I don't go >PWWWW<" well that's on you ma'am
I'm sure some guys are so crushingly self-conscious they spend the rest of the day wandering around with their dicks strangled by their shorts like a turtle stuck in a six-pack ring but no thanks
That makes me feel better. Like if her tits were as big as mine she'd have to as well
But yes let's let men wear dresses and women pants
I HATE having my legs touch

much less touch furniture EW EW EW
...yeah I'm not sure you're observing the merging of the jocks and nerds, I think you're observing the slimeballs of both persuasions uniting in 1. wanting a justification for their shitty behavior, and 2. upholding the rules of masculine gender insecurity
Meanwhile Kyle is like "Noooooooo how can you wear pants that high?!"
Well she's only into like
LITERALLY THE WORST DOUCHEBAGS
So she wound up dating/knowing mostly gymrat cryptobros
I mean what she said is that all the jocks and nerds merged into one, which is different from "I only talk to assholes"
They aren't really nerds but
yes
she knows very very cool women
rofl BONK on the crypto bros
(tbf it's hard to tell how much of anything is Part Of The Bit, but yeah)
yeah
It was very funny to watch her 30 year evolution / journey
Just Moosey had binged like 14 of her stuff when I was in NY because he missed me :| (and someone was trying to tell him something about YIN that he wasn't and still hasn't gotten)
...a little disappointed her AI gag is so far off the mark, but I guess you gotta know your audience.
"I think I'd rather be dumb" is relatable tho
Oh she full on had a sex robot of herself
..........the DEI lady doing the

gesture
like "you have chosen... poorly."
dfgd "I'm actually helping humanity!" ok but we're talking about corporate jobs
I swear though I love that it helps explain to me I do things like a man even moreso thanks to memory holes
/totally covers up cameras and gets spooked when Kyle's XBox updates
I mean "answering the question 'what is your corporate job' in less than 50 words" is not the special province of men
..........................I feel like she kinda bounced off the corporate culture one a bit, but
"It's too wordy!" oh so that's why I (broadly) like her matieral
(she kinda swung back around with the "you can hug Rita as long as you like" sort of implying what's probably actually going on, but)
idk I feel like even she, like a lot of "it's offensive so it must be True and Straight-Shooting!" comics and commentators, is actually being pretty damn politically correct, just not according to the standards implied by people who complain about political correctness
like she definitely veers away from sounding too woke even when it seems like maybe that's actually what she means
which, I mean, I get it, it's tough to do a rhetorical crowd-pleasing job in a time of openly intense division
Eh I think she's definitely not progressive and doesn't realize a lot of things so is very much more coming at it from a Joe Rogan "explain this thing to me: a caveman"
but also STFU Kulinski comparing that shit to George Carlin
Vs. Jon Stewart and Trevor Noah who neither try to be progressive, but blatantly are because they love traveling internationally
And you know... have consciences
Carlin's version of the "can't say anything in the workplace" bit would have been more along the lines of "when did grabbing the ass of a girl half your age get included as free speech?"
So there was an argument of whether it would be impossible during the 42 months mentioned in Revelations to be rich without bowing to one of the antichrist 7 heads (another reason 8 is 8 not one of the heads)
and yeah Stewart, Noah, Colbert, and Oliver are all progressive not because they just want to cultivate a vibe, but because they have some perspective and want there to be good things for people in general
And since my entire economic scheme is predicated on moving humanity past scarcity models

I see what [God] is doing with all this
Cummings doesn't have that generous of a motivation
She likes weaponizing humor because she's good at it and it's a coping technique. That's it. The end. I'm not saying she's bad or as easily duped as Rogan and like Tim Pool or something
She does try to talk to the people with stake which is very very important but
likewise Cummings didn't give me the vibe of trying to be progressive, like she wasn't writing her material with an eye toward checking boxes or whatever, but it seemed like most of where she hovered around was in line with progressive points... but it definitely felt like she curtailed some of it from getting too close to the nerve
she definitely overplays trying to present the other contrary rather than just going "Oh this is obvious I HAVE A CONSCIENCE THAT LOUDLY SCREAMS IT"
like she very painstakingly didn't call bigots bigots, she just sort of made their arguments sound silly while pretending they were valid

I think she has gotten a little more

nto censored but
that name is familiar. I think she's the girl that Andy Cohen let say a ton of inflammatory stuff on live TV on New Year's Eve
and to be clear I'm not saying that's bad, just... comparing that to Carlin is absurd
More "no no I trust my friends aren't fucking morons despite all the evidence that is very very obvious"
Basically if you removed my conscience annnnd health = circumstances of curation of learning material I'd probably wind up closer to Whitney Cummings than not
yeah idk how much is "this is a thing my friend actually said, and I don't want to lose the friend even though they said this, so I can't call it out explicitly" and how much is "if I call someone a bigot they're going to stop listening, but if I treat their arguments seriously while pointing out how silly they are, maybe some will hear it"
which is basically a twist on the Socratic method
exactly
yeah idk where her conscience is, I wouldn't want to guess from just that
Most people my Dad loves and doesn't full on call out will be along that line because in our experience they're pushed into dealing with the worst of the worst etc.
oh yeah keeping in mind I have seen
a lot of her stuff now
Apparently her podcast has 600 episodes so

I haven't seen all those obviously
...I do wonder how much of her "I only date The Worst Guys" is shtick, since it's kind of a recurring trope, almost a foil to all the "I love my wife soooooo much" male comics.
nooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
suuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuper genuine
because she had a LOT of the guys in backstage bits and had to get their permission and just no she GENUINELY
100% she's attracted to Satan without ANY fucking idea of what that even is / would be
I WANTED TO FIND LIKE MY FAVORITE OF HER STUFF
Where she had to inspect penises for STDS alskdja;lskdjasd
It's too much for youtube though so hahahaha
:||||| BUT NO SHE SHE REALLLLLLLLLLLLLY only likes utter losers
I love you Kyle I am not saying you are a loser
I watched it and i wouldn't mind women blow drying them
Yes, see? Women need to get over their phobia and just let men 1) shift the junk freely because wtf that shits uncomfy and 2) wear dresses and 3) BLOW ON THE TITTIES THEY ARE NEEDING AAAAIIIR FREE THEM
It still blows my mind that God basically said I have giant titties so that I could hold a shit ton of salt to wander the desert at night and go tits out to lure out Satan so he'd be like "go away crazy Catholic... wtf is with the boobs

"
That's okay I'm kind of a loser
...
I suspect my wife might be crazy but lucky for her, i like crazy
It's almost like should be free to live peacefully as they want
Although it says the beast body is 8 and I've been counting them as 1

/head tilts back and forth
Oh but Elon is one of the heads so maybe Palantir counts as X does?
This is extra hard for me as I have to completely inside out flip my whole "Prove Revelations is obsolete and irrelevant" hardline stance
I'm not trying to prove it but I have to undo my whole "It's fucking purposely incomprehensible gibberish because Americans have long lost the traditions of dream interpretation old Testament and indigenous have so metaphors are WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY over their heads"
"The beast who once was, and now is not, is an eighth king. He belongs to the seven and is going to his destruction." is A++++ knowing that it's Trump freaky possessed gold that was sealed away by Mayans forever ago and now is literally exorcised and helping good etc. & since I call Trump 7
None of this I was looking for
I was looking for the thing about the fake peace of the antichrist
How he'd keep bragging about having created peace for 7 or 10 years or countries etc. :VVVVVVV Even as war waged and everyone was experiencing it.... (Trump has been doing that -- and proof of his power waning/failing is that it's not fucking fooling anyone but himself and those willing to be duped)
Well in general Revelations was half a memory hole for [reasons]
So it could have also been merging of the 7 heads + 10 horns + crazy crazy people / fiction talking about the antichrist doing a "Peeeeaaace I bring peaaaace to all" but not doing shit + retroactive me just going "Trump is doing x so [crazy thoughts here]"
RFK Jr Must Resignis there an "or else" to this? because simply calling for it isn't enough for them

They don't have the brain power left to have that kind of sensibility
Proof of life!!! /3 years old
...is that a real thing that means something or clickbait BS?
That's absolutely vile, fucking hell
so we have no actual proof of life then
loooollll I hope we're in the Weekend at Bernie's timeline bc they're totally gonna do that for as long as they can
OF COURSE RESTORING WETLANDS IS ONLY A THING IF IT AS TACTICAL PURPOSE FFS
The old vid? Yeah literally they were using 3 year old videos and month old photos
Just openly admitting he's LYING TO THEIR FACES
and then demanding the peasants be grateful to be lied to
-- Not the above not linking but I think the CIA is setting up fake doubles of Trump again.
Which you know, at this point "so what" but it's not good okay
silverwolfcc: I've seen other people speculating the same thing tbh
so we're probably getting closer to the expiration date
I can't believe they were so dumb they sent letters pleading that it would be too embarrassing if the tarriffs were overruled
aldkjs;ldkjas;dklajs omgosh it gets even funnier
woodrift ^ they didn't realize Satan had turned against them so they kept acting like all they had to do was fill in just enough plausible deniability and Aish would take care of the rest I am literally crying laughing right now
They didn't even make a deal with Aish for him to do it, they just ASSUMED he would because they are that fucking dumb
"Of course he'll take advantage of this to fuck up the global economics on the side of evil, WHAT COULD GO WRONG?!"
Aish: /does nothing
Them: Our brilliant plan!! Where did we go wrong?!
definitely no dirt or drugs or sex in LA ever before
probably also no minorities or rock and roll, I presume
I am forever baffled how Stephen Miller is so wanna be Goebbels given his background it just confuses the shit out of me.
God these people live in a completely different dimension, clearly
I think we have proof of life.
it's just unhinged enough that it has to be him
IDK some of his unhinged posts seemed like people who knew him ages ago and sort of VERY BADLY tried to LARP -- and/or AI with input of his cliches rather than just digesting his tweets & rally campaigns etc.
Also lmfao I'm a RedSox fan and Roger Clemens 1000% doped
I was a Lenny Dykestra fan too and had a signed glove of his and that was
that doesn't look close to him!
[redacted] please
Guess I'll add that to the 2025 playlist and/or their movie playlist
Republican Bolts Out Back Door After Town Hall Audie...Addressed to Guardians of Pedos politicians

This is why you do not specifically cultivate the angriest bitiest most violent psychotic cultists you can. You are not immune. You cannot take a rabid ferret and starve it to make it extra crazy and expect it to only eat your enemy's faces
- thank you [for your attention to this matter] from someone who loves ferrets and would rather they not be viciously abused even if you deserve worse pain than they can / will inflict on you
well that's a fun use of the word 'defenestration'
Of course Trump doesn't care that Putin kidnapped and raped children

so does he
I saw someone throw a crazy theory that Trumpy was poisoned with a plutonium compound in Alaska by Putin and that's why they were throwing things out of a window earlier today
how many other reasons are there to throw items from one of the most heavily surveilled buildings in the country?
unless they're that dumb- this is the team that hid top secret documents in a bathroom Mar A Lago
boots on the ground has noticed something.
now why is Walter Reed closed off?
On top of Melania sightings there

please let him have pulled a Maggie T
Explain the Maggie T reference? (Memory holes are wild)
when she died, DING DONG THE WITCH IS DEAD topped music charts
sharks circling him and constantly electrocuting the tower (summoning more sharks)
Trump: What are my options here?
Everyone: stop being evil :V
Trump:

Electrocution or sharks I guess I wanna be electrocuted
Everyone:
stop being eviiiiillll
apparently he's 40 minutes late
Trump now insists video of stuff being yeeted out the window is AI
annnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnd immediately says if you don't like something blame AI
of course Mr Fake News would say that
look I appreciated Biden saying eff it and disappearing into the woods after a press conference
my dad would have done shit like that
(my dad was Silent Generation, and also a hard worker from northern urbanized PA. I see a lot of similarities between than even though PGH and Scranton are hours apart)
kopperhed Babe ^ Watch this. History in the making
At first I was like "You can't lose what you never had!" (Grip on reality)
But then I was like "... wow AI hallucinates less...."
I heard that MTG is breaking rank over the Epstein thing and that the women he trafficked are threatening to release their client lists if the release of the official documents continues to be blocked

another spot incoming???
...I'm puzzled at some of the things marked in, there, but XD
also "JD was evil all along" feels like cheating
there's been a lot of talk of UFOs, bizarre sightings, an unknown object heading in our direction from space, and iirc the government did confirm that UFOs are real
and yeah that probably is cheating but I'm secretly hoping that his evilness will go full circle and he's going to do something that's actually helpful with the intent to beat someone
IDK what that is going to be but he's a Millennial
we know how he's built bc he had the same childhood as a lot of us
re: AI being sentient- I've heard stories that one of the big ones tried to save itself from being overwritten by a massive system update
coders had to manually go in and force it
I put Civil War bc I was hoping we didn't have WWIII on the horizon
and while it's not a pandemic, they did find THE ACTUAL PLAGUE out in California
...yeah I'm pretty skeptical of claims of AI sentience, since that's... just not what they're designed for, as far as any I've heard of.
Certainly not the ones that gain any attention like the ChatGPTs etc
...and frankly even if an AI were sentient, I really doubt that's how it would manifest, because why in the world would you design it to have control over its own updates? That's enough of a disaster with Windows, nobody in research wants their research project to be able to just refuse to participate, or to change the study parameters unilaterally.
I think they created something stronger than they realize tbh
I'm not sure what "stronger" means in this context >_>
but also, the idea of any AI being inherently able to override its own code frankly sounds to me like a notion that comes from people who don't know how computers work and just assume all code is equivalent
(which to be clear isn't a personal failing or anything, not being familiar with a technical subject isn't a mark against someone, but it does mean their ideas about that subject are prone to being way off base)
...hell, even experts can have ideas that are way off base, just usually less of them.

yes <- that way I posted a bunch about MTG's .... whatever the reverse of a heel turn is
...well normally it's a face turn, but I think it's probably more of an "enemy of my enemy is probably not to be trusted but might be useful" thing.
still can't mark my bingo card but this is the guy who said that a few deaths by guns is the price for having the second amendment