Season 1: Episode 1 - Mystery Meat

Okay, I already love Lunch Lady. She's adorable.

And I wonder if she ticked off Poindexter with her locker trick.

"Cookie?" Headshake. "Then perish!"

I can see why some people don't like Sam. She's a bit obnoxious in this episode, but she's also a fourteen year-old with a cause. They're all like that.

Why have I never seen a fic addressing Tucker's near supernatural ability to sniff out meat?

Or how easily Sam and Tucker gathered together a huge crowd to protest for their diets... in one night.

And Jack was so very close to losing belief in ghosts.

First episode thoughts: Exceedingly dumb and so obviously written for twelve-year-old boys, but also kinda hilarious.

Season 1: Episode 2 - One of a Kind

First of all, I feel so bad for Boxy.

Two, there are some fun plot possibilities with Skulker being frankly embarrassingly easy to hack.

And third, whoever studied that gorilla before was an absolute idiot and probably got their degree out of a cereal box.