lil porthos event tl in which he's mostly just getting progressively more drunk but he's a fun drunk
(unlike some people who shall remain nameless...)
I want to hit others' up, too. And clear my inbox again. This probably will not all happen tonight.
Me coming for this tomorrow because I am in bed
girl I'm bouta beeee.
Progressively more drunk is the way to go.
Nothing can go wrong!