Anyway if this ages poorly I will be ecstatic, if it ages fine I will be disappointed yet move on with my day

listen. just, I get it

lmao

LMAOOOOOOO im just. Im just really here for this communal hatred

vibrating into the stratosphere

Oh he's apparently been posting on truth social during the night he's fine

nevertheless, lol

Like @ god just saying it would be so fucking funny

he's fine but man it would be funny

HELP

I did. Not put it together this is why Christmas Eve is trending holy god

This is twitter's last great gasp of being funny

My TL is: joongdok, narumitsu, krusie, and T H I S

awww

NO ONE MOURNS THE WICKED HNFBFHT

God this is so funny

I mean, if it happens, I'll celebrate

but rumors are something to be careful of xD

I remember when people thought Biden died

Yeah like, I do not think we are getting that lucky, sadly, but heaven knows if and when it does, the world will rejoice.

the no one mourns the wicked thing is killing me bc the thing running through my head as i was going to sleep was just

"oh every production of wicked will be DESPERATELY wanting to say 'he' instead of 'she' the first performance after It"

it's gonna be the queen all over again except nobody's gonna fucking apologize

the pizza tracker near the Pentagon had high activity last night

here,

so the hype isn't without warrant. bc why are people working in the Pentagon overnight with enough gusto to order pizza?

this one really made me laugh

Honestly so many funny ass posts

(He's definitely fine btw)

for now

The scythe will come for him eventually and I for one hope to throw a rager of a party when it happens