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was Walter!
2 months ago
I'm making a new one. Just to put text posts I see, or for people to drop links HEY WE MENTIONED WALTER! or whatever.
was Walter!
2 months ago
At some point in the next few days I'm going to make the PSA that I'm going to be checking in less. But some of my back tags are still going, so that hasn't happened quite yet.
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was Walter!
2 months ago
I'M LOSING IT. A+ WALTER MENTION
Varker: where there's smoke there's fire...
This is also so funny because of all the times Walter kept asking people "why does Arthur hate Misty?" and somehow NEVER got a straight answer
was Walter!
2 months ago
Asking around adventures...
I mean, he got told she shoot at him and never apologized
InClementVarker
2 months ago
I had fun with it xD also blaming it on walter as if he wasn't also being an ass is funny to me
Mrs Sheepie
2 months ago
I love how much of Walter's bullshit could have been deadheaded if he literally ever conceived of talking to Arthur or John as a reasonable solution
was Walter!
2 months ago
I was primarily referring to the six month period before Walter actually attacked him
was Walter!
2 months ago
To the exasperation of everyone involved, "oh! I actually was severely misled about this situation all along!" and "screw everyone involved including Misty, not my circus not my monkeys" happened simultaneously and not in sequence as would have been much more reasonable
was Walter!
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Six months later John is going to be taking to Malcolm like "so... Walter graduated so he must have gotten over his 'god forbid women do anything' [like the Tumblr meme] ism, right?" And Malcolm will have to be like "no, he actually just got even more angry that Misty had been lying to him"
was Walter!
2 months ago
But yes I know Walter hears what he wants to hear please rest assured of that
was Walter!
2 months ago
From Walter's perspective, right through "Misty shot Arthur and never apologized... Unlike promptly getting an apology from Natalie, who is actually the one who manipulated Misty into doing it in the first place" Walter is like "every single thing I hear about this makes everyone BUT Misty look WORSE" but then the unrelated matter of "she lied about Adam"
was Walter!
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came to light and in the ensuing confrontation, Walter took away that Misty was lying her ass off about LITERALLY EVERYTHING that ever happened when she was an inmate
...oh, John would agree with Walter's anger
was Walter!
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Walter just kinda boxed it up inside because he still doesn't exactly think John and Arthur are GREAT. so unless he was really willing to do a 180 "wow I was wrong about you guys", he found it ungentlemanly to go over like "hey uh good news Misty really is super unworthy of trust"
was Walter!
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He thinks that would just make him come off as a butthurt stalker and that's maybe even kinda true.
was Walter!
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(he thinks it's kinda true. I know it's really true (haha))
PG
2 months ago
Spite graduation ftw.
was Walter!
2 months ago
this just kinda made me think of Silent Hill Walter by the way. Random other video game characters named Walter
was Walter!
2 months ago
help... mess
was Walter!
2 months ago
I'm losing it
Walter is never going to be over Malcolm like "you can learn to poke a vampire in the eye!!"
was Walter!
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was Walter!
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this is also a fun post. I'm going to check back and see if any of my graduation hating CR is ever mentioned.
And yet he refused to learn to poke a vampire in the eye
PG
2 months ago
Probably because that’s a good way to lose a hand.
was Walter!
2 months ago
I KNEW. I KNEW IT WOULD COME
was Walter!
1 months ago
achillesinhighheelsTLV inmates who have given up on meaningful conversations and graduating
Mrs Sheepie
1 months ago
lmfao
SPAAAAAACE
1 months ago
accurate
Amy
1 months ago
mulder lmao
That is very Malcolm of him 🤣
was Walter!
1 months ago
YOU SAID IT NOT ME XD
was Walter!
1 months ago
Reblog by @chessanator · 1 imageTHEY FUCKING CELEBRATED THIS ON THE NARRENSCHIFF RIGHT BEFORE WE ARRIVED
was Walter!
1 months ago
praying for a better pirate day for them this year
Lol yes
Dying laughing
Any day has to be a better day
was Walter!
1 months ago
silly. I'm fascinated by the assumption that VeggieTales Bob would be a sufficiently evocative description
was Walter!
1 months ago
For the people IT HAPPEN... Walter get Malcolm to face his past
Amy
1 months ago
Aw, nice! Will was easing Malcolm towards it, but sometimes a big confrontation is good too. It probably would've been another year or more, Will's way. :-P
Amy
1 months ago
Go open that box! Will hopes that particular cat is dead.
he's not but that just gives Will some road later right? 😀
was Walter!
1 months ago
Yeah when Walter was like "why do you think no one else tried to make this a thing?" obviously the #1 person who comes to mind is Will. They'd had a close bond the entire two years and it's now been 0.5 years that they're married after graduation, even. So Walter had assumed that Will agreed it shouldn't be a thing, and accepted that
was Walter!
1 months ago
From his point of view "it can be a thing... Maybe in a year or two" is like no!! No, this is important and won't just go away!!
Walter doesn't think of it as "confrontation" though especially because Walter really has come to Malcolm like this like... I don't know, it really might be three or four times in straight up threads
was Walter!
1 months ago
And Malcolm brought it up first this time. So Walter would like to think of it as Malcolm's epiphany.
was Walter!
1 months ago
I always feel so freaking silly though when I'm like
Walter: we need to open the box!!!
Prodigal son getting cancelled after season 2: haw haw
lol yes. Malcolm brought it up bc he assumed Walter was going that way. Will's work on Malcolm's issues is so subtle that he doesn't realize he's making progress until he has a different reaction than he used to to something 😆
Also Will does not Tell Malcolm What To Do. he knows he's had a lifetime of people Informing Him Of What's Best For Him.
so Will's approach to helping him is a lot different.
Amy
1 months ago @Edit 1 months ago
oh yeah, then they(Malcolm and Walter) have had discussions on this before. it is a healthy thing to do! even with everything on the barge messing with reality, it's good to know where one's own reality sits.
Yeah! And Malcolm came to the Barge to sort of escape reality and if he’s building a life out of what he’s found there, then he had to go deal with reality so he can integrate the stuff he’s keeping with his real life.
plant jesus
1 months ago
Heeeeeey two things! One, walter mentioned! And two, just confirming that Walter's left the Barge?
was Walter!
1 months ago
Oh my god he still thinks of Walter fondly. So cute!!
was Walter!
1 months ago
Secondly yes Walter has been completely gone for a while now. The plan was to say here "welp, I graduated so I'm leaving tomorrow", that probably did get said, but he did say "what the fuck, you lost your arm? They TOOK your arm?" First. There's a network post as well.
was Walter!
1 months ago
So Walters been gone 1.5 months.
was Walter!
1 months ago
plant jesus
1 months ago
Cool, I thought so! I just saw Walter still listed on the warden list and wanted to make sure before I had Vash talk about how his misses his friend who is left and gone!
InClementVarker
1 months ago
I still find it funny that Varker also thinks of Walter fondly and yet hates Vash's dumb guts.
plant jesus
1 months ago
Varker and Vash are just too similar and they both dislike themselves, so they were always going to butt heads.
was Walter!
1 months ago
I waited until a few days ago to post the drop because I thought I wouldn't be able to backtag if I did (actually wrong!) and I was working on, mainly, this one thread with Malcolm
was Walter!
1 months ago
Walter: well, I like it when people react proportionately to the fact that this place is hell. Unfortunately Vash reacted to this in ways that were not psychopathic but in practice were very stupid, and Varker was directly hurt by said reactions. That's how the cookies crumbled.
Malcolm would have done puzzles with you but you were selfish with them, Walter!
was Walter!
1 months ago
There was that time they talked about going to the enclosure and making a day of it!!
That’s true! I hope they did that
LMFAO oh my god
was Walter!
1 months ago
So I went looking at Vash threads to see some relevant things happened. And I'm ascending at this
Vash exerts too much psychic energy talking to the barge AND DIES
and she basically went "breach safe friends dream safe don't be scared"
was Walter!
1 months ago
it was very imprudent for him to do so instead of just set up an ouija board or something in the first place. I assume people using less psychically intense methods haven't usually DIED. That perspective on the events would actually advance "Vash tries to do WAY TOO MUCH by himself and is negligently dangerous, that's what he needs to learn as an inmate"
was Walter!
1 months ago
Good writing!!
was Walter!
1 months ago
Dispatches from The Academy of Bird Sciences
yes a place for an inmate put inmate in barge breach can trust barge for giveing good dream to inmate. friend barge
plant jesus
1 months ago
I'm glad you enjoyed that! It also gave me a way for Vash to discover how much psychic energy he has left, for future plotting purposes.
accurate
plant jesus
3 days ago
ha! legit.
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