Six years on, this "review" still makes me laugh. He wouldn't be happy to know about my sales surge his "review" caused. In fact, every time I mention his "review" I get a spike in sales... oh look at that, I'm mentioning his "review" again... koff https://amzn.to/... 
Woo-hoo! Recruit your friends to leave incel reviews!
PollyPaperclip: I don't think that lightning could strike twice!
I love that customer service just proves their bots have no reading comprehension. COOKBOOKS almost never have characters.
Viksbelle: And THAT was another layer of laughter on top of the gigglefit I was already having! THANK YOU Amazon for not deleting what I would soon find out is my most profitable review!
Perhaps you should delete your reply, if it helps so much! 
StereoNacht: That's not my reply! And it shows engagement, which is good. I'm learning how the game is played.
Heh. I misread the name. 
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SFFCorgi: winks Lozenge, my dear?