I cannot believe this

here's my sheet of paper sized door decoration (because my door is already covered in things)

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goddamn cocky

they gave him crotch shading

Cocky Takes the Reins isn't real

Cocky Takes the Reins cannot hurt you

Cocky's wattle doesn't look exactly like a pair of balls

save me from cocky's thick white foam