I've been smelling a strong perfume all shift and it's been giving me a lovely little migraine. Finally tracked it down to a set of twenties in my cash drawer.

I remember the car who came up smelling like this, and I hope they step on a lego every day for the rest of their lives

Took advil and have coffee, and a coworker gave me a plastic bag to jail the bills in. Hopefully that'll help.

..........

Better idea. Glue lego to their feet and then make them fucking tap dance

Ewwwwwew

That’s so gross

Ewwwww

I like to imagine them just covering themselves in massive amounts of perfume in their car and it tainting everything they own.