Jedao I want to be a cheesy villain student with a larger team, who is just codenamed 'Gun' and is fully a combination of the "and Gun!" meme, but also the dumb Green Arrow thing of Every Shot Is A Stupid Novelty

net gun. jello trap goo gun. smoke bomb gun. you get it

preferably all the other kids on his team have cool/edgy codenames

so it's like 'Lioness, Skullstar, the Silver Siren....and Gun'

this is my vision

100/10, no criticisms whatsoever, this rocks

he absolutely has a laser gun that gets used exclusively on locks and no one ever comments on it

civilian ID a quiet math nerd who plays too much starcraft. completely down for lots of silly teen flirting with heroes trying to catch him or whatever

Skye I think is going to be like, 'normal' but still a pop megastar, just younger

she's available for getting kidnapped, for ppl trying to put mind control subliminal stuff in her music to take over the world, etc

let her be sassy and get rescued

Kahl I'm less sure about. my instinct is to make him a Q/M/Wade type, being techy from the shadows, but idk maybe I want something else

Skye and Bob can hang around doing normal people stuff while everyone else is shooting each other or makign freeze rays

Skye and Bob desperately trying to get the homecoming decorations up

How would you feel about Norton being Jedao's British Villain Accent handler? (And also one of the school teachers.)

Blackletter totally down for it!

the one thing maddie can brag to jean about that isn't written in secret twin code: I GOT TO MEET SKYE RILEY

Skye texting Maddie under the table: hey i totally forgot to study for this test can you kidnap me real quick

If there's a full teen villain team I'd love to come up with a ridiculous Homecoming villainy mission for Norton to send them on.

people are gonna start thinking she only kidnaps the ones who ask u.u (she does)

they're trying to sprinkle mind control sprinkles on the cupcakes so they're trying to break into the caterer's

they're trying to steal all the balloons in the world

(step 2: ??? step 3: profit)

trying to swap in an evil robot DJ who will make the whole world unable to dance

nammah I know we wanted to try some kind of breach connection for Jedao and Sokie - are you leaning hero or villain or other? or student vs adult?

I was leaning towards a teenager! still trying to figure out if normie/hero/villain what would be funnier

and will help me think of a new name for her, it's my self imposed rule

well Jedao needs some Cool Goths on his team, but if she's a hero they could totally be like, alignment-crossed brother and sister, maybe?

the student body does seem to lean quite villainous as stands, some more heroes might be good

armand would definitely have an extremely edgy codename

whether an encouraging normie or hero sibling...that does sound pretty cute and may break Jedao's brain, maybe

i hope Gojyo is a hero who is constantly flustered by his villain team

that would be amazing

narrowmybed

nammah it would not break his brain but he would sulk immensely about it and it would be very funny

pfffft Jedao you treasure

he doesn't WANT to know how much they're the same, SHUT UP

but look...it shows John's good taste?

Important Update

Jedao goes by JD

I love that

it's such a Teenager in a Backward Baseball Cap name

Norton trying in vain to get him to dress Sophisticate

should Skye and Ulla be bandmates? (Ulla might slide some coded messages in there, but no mind control)

My original plan was to have Gojyo be a teacher, but you know what, teenage spy constantly getting flustered by the hot teen villains is funnier!

comedy of getting flustered around a guy who calls himself 'danger' or something like that and is into cloaks

he could go full perry the platypus but like. backwards. his costume is just he takes his hat off

Kahl WHAT IF HE IS LIKE

AN ANIMAL SIDEKICK

Kahl is the opposite of outgoing so if some newish CR wants him as their cat or crow sidekick/mascot that could be fun!

that's cute

I have no real Maggie plans yet if you'd like to toss them together.

(also, light nudge toward the question of whether you have any interest in Ulla and Skye being bandmates)

oh! I completely missed that - I'd be down for it!

(Ulla is also available for animal sidekick things if that's more appealing, I just mentioned Maggie because new)

Ulla plans - Istra's twin, Miki's younger sister (although some people think the two of them are twins and Ulla is the non-twin sibling), not front line spy material but into codes and patterns and analysis. hence slipping the occasional coded message into a song

okay, got a FEW breach tags in

narrowmybed let me know if there's a good place to hit Gojyo up for Shenanigans?

Jedao at Homecoming!

in both Scheme and Shy varieties

narrowmybed OR if it's easier for both of us we could potentially just chat a little about the breach dynamic

I feel like we both collapsed a little this breachweek orz

orz, yeah, maybe that's... for the better.

I feel like in costume Jedao was constantly getting him with like. Rope Gun, Jello Gun etc, just so much 'Gojyo is trapped while the team Gets Away and Jedao says something flirty on the way out'

but then out of costume they sit next to each other math class and Jedao has always been Too Shy to actually talk to him

and then maybe JD asks him to dance at the dance (possibly because he accidentally got dosed with his own team's poetical truth serum) and Gojyo is just like ??? sorry im straight ??

does that track for you?

"sorry I have a girlfriend" while simultaneously being visibly flustered by villain!Armand and villain!Mariner (less so villain!Sebastian because I'm going to say Sebastian was like... fourteen in this breach).

He found everyone on Jedao's villain team attractive! Everyone except Jedao!

mariner will bring out the riding crop if gojyo asks nicely

Alas, I have landed on the headcanon that Gojyo, for all his talking, is hopelessly vanilla.

omg

mariner will be delighted. it's like watching a puppy learn to walk, seeing a man who's genuinely vanilla

truly it's no wonder Jedao gets back from the breach and drinks heavily

he's truly not in a position to untangle 'hangover of 16 and a boy doesn't like me' with 'hahaha AND GUN that's so funny kill me'

SO many reasons to get drunk and forget the whole mess (and drunk text Gojyo)