comatoseroses if you would please reply to that novel tag in the date thread with 3 sentences or less i will love you for 100 years

donnie overthink vs bolin underthink i bet i can

thank you it would be so funny

brennan and zac tier bit

god truly

zac's comedic timing with only 4-7 words is so fucking good

i think he's a time traveler but in like increments of seconds

he finds the perfect timing, blinks back to present, and fires

LMAO real

me reading this tag like donnie these are bisexual behaviors. the bi allegations have outpaced u and become evidence exhibits

HONEST TO GOD I'M HAVING THE TIME OF MY LIFE

donnie, textbook definition of autistic bisexual: man i sure hope i can like guys bc this dude aight

the two of them making out nasty style "wonder if this dating thing is gonna go anywhere"

getting married. "I wonder if he likes me?"

leo, trolling: you're not doing it right

twin kissing competition when

two of them making angry faces at each other across the room like GROSS but also IM DOING SO MUCH BETTER THAN U

donnie would maul leo bc he's pretty sure he's doing it right but theres that 10% of him that doubts and he KNOWS leo knows about it

leo wouldn't really turn it into a competition unless donnie does first
but he WOULD troll donnie about it

and then they will bite each other

its good its like giving puppies rawhide

they need it to curb problematic behaviors elsewhere

exactly

i

NEED

better s'rei icons

i need to either find someone taking commissions whose art style i like for him, or i need to buckle down and draw them myself

even if they're just pencil sketches

i cannot work in these conditions (model only icons that are barely expressive)

is gpose not good for that stuff or is ff14 graphics not good enough (reasonable if true)

i like REALLY expressive so gpose isn't doing it (also i am using the screenshot feature on my ps5 and the quality is....fuck all)

i want poses that simply do not exist in the game, also. I KNOW IM BEING SPOILED OK

I remember I took almost all of my wol icons from 1. gpose emotes frame by frame pause 2. job quest cutscenes

...god I miss my wol. she's so dumb.

i wish we could have double WOL

put her ass in pixie

we could be two stupid cats

there are some ppl who do WoL commissions and somehow drag designs out and do incredible shit but i do not know where to find them

one artist I know does wol commissions periodically mightier if you wanna keep an eye out

ohhh ye i know them

they don't commission often but i will keep an eye out thankye

unfortunately a lot of the other good ffxiv artists are almost exclusively on twitter which. blegh.

BLEUCJGH

i have no files and i left my earbuds at home so it's time to start writing top levels

OR... maybe draw the catboy

time to do everything

drawing catboy has commenced

EGG ART

@comatoseroses YOU!!!!!

me!!!

they're so fucking dumb

extremely true

love it for them

tbqh

comatoseroses: WHY DO THEY CLICK SO GOOD THO

they match each others freak to UNPRECEDENTED levels

Meyggy alicia: you are so fascinating
s'rei: would you be interested in me serving you like a queen for the next four hours

oh my god

HEHEHEHE G O D

scale of 1-10 how dead is he

0 SHE WONT LET HIM DIE

LMFAO

LOOK IT'S OK HE HAS 2 SISTERS HE GETS IT

THE SHOVEL TALK IS UNIVERSAL

alicia it's fine just reach in his pocket and grab a phoenix down

me trying to remember if i have one of those

LMAO GOD

not me staring at renior's TL contemplating

GO

oh my god PLEASE

father in law

FATHER IN LAW

THEY'RE MOVING FAST LMFAO

LMAO

this is why srei getting his ass beat

he's approaching this like fwb and alicia is like THIS ADVENTURER MAN SWEPT ME OFF MY FEET AND WE ARE TO BE WED and they are both valid and srei is going to be lowered into his grave at this tdm by her dad and bro

LITERALLY LMAO

alicia like woWIE he held my hand, we are going to get MARRIED

LMAO cute

GOD.......NO.....

ok so B| to be clear, how is this painting thread ending up, before i tag renoir

SHE IS def too shy for anything more so soon, but he'll get a kiss on the cheek at least

OOOOOOH

that's so cute omg

alicia's so fucking cute

jsyk he will probably be like "oh she wants COURTING courting" and will probably ease off on her a little

SHES SO UNSOCIALIZED AND INEXPERIENCED

LOOK THAT IS FAIR LMAO

flirt for fun but definitely not pursuing anymore

but she will def want to like hang out and flirt and chat more casually :>

IT'S NOT HER IT'S HIM, he's so DTF but down to date???? no............he is too dangerous and damaged......................

SO THAT'S GOOD maybe he's less dead now

HAHAH LOOK THATS OKAY

shes learning, who knows where she'll be in a couple months

he'll ABSOLUTELY keep up a flirting "will they won't they" with her

he likes her a lot

alicia you know you could ask your teacher

shes SHY and why would anyone ever be interested in her????

tadashi voice: well sometimes people just like you for who you are

tadashi: sometimes, people enjoy other people's company and personalities
alicia:

LMAO

LITERALLY

look she went outside to see the expeditioners ONCE and she got fucking captured and tortured

so shes pretty wary

that's valid

she's so fucking valid

that expeditioner's journal made me so sad to read

YEAH

Clair Obscur Expedition 33 - Alicia Secret Boss Figh...ALSO U DONT HAVE TO WATCH BUT if srei likes to fight, they can def like spar together

OH DEFFO

......hey JustAshu

how pissed off would tello be if donnie hopped into some armor that is very likely supposed to be his future self's on the current tdm

oh my god

Maybe a little pissed

mostly because of the purpose of the armor and his train of thought being "the kids shouldn't be getting involved" than at Donnie himself.

hey fontech did you still wanna do casey jr pretending to be donnie texting his uncle

yeah we can! could be v funny

then mebbe best way is to have casey tag here and just put like "un: dontron" or smth and we can assume he's using donnie's relic

and then when ur done i can hop on o/

and then when casey's done just lmk o/

okee doke!

THANK YA

casey doin a mental rundown on how to text like donnie

casey: how would donnie text someone he dislikes and is really unsure about
casey:

casey, in tears: oh like...me like a year ago.........i guess...............

dklgjlfd

donnie, eating his fajita: i know they smell so amazing it brings one to tears but you cant have one

donnie: casey jr please i am suffering from blood loss
casey, sniffling as he texts someone on donnie's relic: shut up donnie ,>_<

sends it as a text to uncle tello too, just to be sure

CASEY COMING RIGHT OUT AGGRESSIVE LMFAOSOGFSODUF

HE KNOWS HOW TO BE SAVAGE WHEN HE GOTTA

it is consistently hilarious to me that ppl are like oh yeah donnie HATES his future self when it's like. 95% fear. bc donnie's fear translates outwardly into PURE AGGRESSION

oh my god

bites and hisses when scared

^

casey like "dont worry im going to smooth things over"
casey on donnie's relic: what you want, Cunt

explain yourself u bitch

Tello like "bitch I will cut you" in his head because his reaction is also to bite and hiss.

SCREAM STO[

just two freaks hissing and snapping at each other

uncle tello needs to go myth and get his own super sharp chompers

casey, through this conversation: ok actually i get it now i see the problem

they're too alike, it's hilarious.

okay so JustAshu we have a couple options. i asked if the armor from the trial compels the wearer and they said it only compels legends

so, options:
1. have donnie look at it, see the name, kinda piece together from the size & design that it's for his future self and use it anyway (he probably wouldn't do it to be spiteful, but figure it needs to be used for all the fog bullshit and i'm gonna have him go thru stuff with the fog)

2. TELLO is wearing it and gets compelled to go through with the quest, and donnie follows him because he is both curious and concerned

OR, 3. we plan something for htem regarding the prompt before that with the fog and hallucinations etc and they go on the crusade TOGETHER (probably with tello wearing the armor but aware donnie is coming along)

i mean i guess option 4 is none of the above and none of them take the armor... OR tello finds out that donnie is....VERY weak ninpo-wise and MAKES him wear the armor for safety and they still go on the crusade

of course that does mean that tello is still weak physically and might get hurt

oh man...

im also open to suggestions if you have other ideas

All of yours good, and I got nothing atm. but choices.

popcorns all of them

doing stuff with fog might be fun and then lead that into maybe option 3 or 4

though depending on how this text thread goes 1 or 2 might still work

mmhmm.

zac oyama voice: give me your teeth

casey looming dangerously over his shoulder

he just said he wouldn't force it

thats why its only looming and not borrowing april's bat

uncle tello: watch this im gonna be so fuckin mature and civil, are you ready
casey!don: what does civil look like to you
tello: you shut up forever and I don't rip out your soul and put it into a kitty litter box
casey!don: .....that's.....not civil that's a threat

LITERALLY THO

wow, no. he means don't brag about stealing his shit

then say that!!

He's pretty sure Donnie would get what he means!!!

LMCOAUDSF

casey: i'm gonna fix everything don't even WORRRYYYY about it /proceeds to play a guy he doesn't get to talk to a guy whose relationship with him he's questioning whether he ever got

casey, on his own relic at the same time, fox-googling "how do i fake autism"

uncle who hates himself talking to his younger self: shut up forever and i won't kill you
casey, interally: hm how would donnie respond to a threat
casey, externally: walk into the sun

man not even shut up forever just maybe don't tell him you stole his shit like that's the part he's mad about.

Tello: if I did that you'd be prying that information out of my corpse

tello: shut the hell up about the thing that made me mad and never speak of it again
mikey: do you mean.......you want...an apology?

we need mike in here

get in here man we need a translator to bridge the gap in EQ

casey texts mikey in and they're sitting there debating how to wrangle an apology out of fake donnie while real donnie eats fajitas on the floor

donnie: what are you doing /already not listening
mikey: dont worry about it
casey: im gonna tell him to go fuck himself itll be really funny
mikey: give me the relic

LMFAO

casey overestimating his ability to problem solve versus the fact that he was primarily raised by leo (who is leo) and tello (who bites and hisses)

the impossible text labyrinth,,, godspeed boia

the best part might be, like... Tello might be slightly aware that Donnie is scared of him by now, which is why he went with the note instead of bypassing the block or cornering Donnie in an alley.

raph give me ur strength says casey junior across the cosmos

how funny would it be if tello figured out the one he's texting is casey pretending to be donnie tho

he should just turn into an owlbear and grab them both by the scruff thats what raph would do

it would be real funny and casey would not want to admit it

IDK IF ITS FUNNIER IF HE KNOWS OR DOESNT KNO

depends, if Casey keeps pissing him off he might not figure it out

TBH IT MIGHT GO BETTER IF HE DID FIND OUT but how to make it believable

shows up to bitch at Casey about Donnie, sees him with Donnie's relic and Donnie just shuffling at fajitas

casey, in character enough to make tello pissed and ragequit: hahaha nailed it
casey, remembering he was supposed to help smooth things over: ...wait

no, ragequitting means Donnie wins!!!

LMFSDFO

casey goes method, makes things worse

ACTYUALLY THAT WOULD BE SO FUNNY THO IF TELLO DID THAT

I KIND OF WANT THAT

he's like LISTEN HERE YOU LITTLE FUC- /trips over donnie

casey torn between "i should probably stop and chill tf out now" and "THIS IS ACTUALLY KIND OF FUN THO"

baby's first online impersonation con

what shows up to bitch at Casey and catch him in the act?

ye

or he just is like FUCK IT and hacks donnie's relic to track the location and goes to confront him and why is it in casey's room and why is the kid he was yelling at facedown on a half eaten fajita and why does casey look so guilty

casey, relic in hand, blood bag under his arm: i can explain /does not want to explain

also man... that reply or having Tello go "at least i learned how to sympathize with my family" which idk which is worse

caseys got a decent comeback for that one

does tello know the issues donnie's been having with his fam?

nope!!

im reading the casey pretending to be donnie thread and fucking crying into my arms, HOLY FUCK!!

but he probably had similar issues in his own youth, where he felt that his family didn't think he cared/loved them.

yeah

(and then they lost Splinter, and he went all in on his ninpo research and then Raph happened and you know shoving your dying brother into a robot. totally a sign of love.)

how the fuck does Casey Jones get involved in these shenanigans (affectionate)

definitely a normal sympathetic thing to do

or a sign of the most deranged and fucked up trauma response a person could ever have

BUT, Casey's reply there is making Tello raise an eyebrow.

donnie showed up at his door and fell over hes trying his best here

These turtles are so fucking messy

it's so funny tho donnie would be like "no that was the right move"

an image for the donatellos

ne: doing this all on my phone cause I'm watching TV downstairs, and trying to not cackle.

its so good

lmfao do we want to continue in the note thread or the traincar thread

note thread

traincar references note thread twice with links, note thread does not reference traincar thread

i think this is better this way

ok want me to go and then donnie or is he passed tf out

LMAO i tagged eeet

oh perf

actually let me edit reaaal quick with a link 1 sec

ok done

theyre all so fucking stupid

they're all SO fucking stupID

bless them all

feel free to skip donnie for a while! he is verrrry loopy sleepy on the ground

Donnie kicks in the door, smash mouth's all star begins playing
SOMEBODY ONCE TOLD ME-

man. how could Tello misinterpret the scene of Casey holding a blood bag and an unconscious Donnie?

hjfh

casey just like oh shit full name and everything

he's only kind of unconscious it's fiiiiine

hilariously i dont even know if other people know thats caseys full name besides like... the futures and hunter lmao

(and cass senior ofc)

well if Donnie is aware enough, now he knows.

not a priority or anything i just think its funny

OKAY NOW i am out for the foreseeable future until you guys want me back

also bc i am going to sleep

donnie

(im going to sleep shortly also so dont worry we cant really go to town without u)

see here you large purple thing that is surely not his future self

lmfao

casey jr might be an incomprehensible weird human child

but he's doing science to save family

that is core donatello morals

so get out

get out!! (maybe they can take a walk to the kitchen to store the blood in a wet-blood-do-not-drink bag and come back idk)

wet blood do not drink bag

u know raph b like "weird lookin capri sun /gulp"

raph, famously of the "dont eat the poison WAIT WHY ARE YOU EATING THE POISON" fame, known food hypocrite

ur right it would be mikey

time for a "who would drink the blood bag" poll

casey goes to check it later to find it half-drunk and is like "i dont know what i was expecting" upon opening bag

meme complete

lol

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fontech: casey and teen donnie talk time??

yeah casey's gonna go back to the room!

its his room anyway lmao

do u wanna tag first or should i go

i'd like to get him there! casey's instinct is to delete the messages and re-block tello, but before i write that, would you prefer he didn't/donnie gets to see what happened? will he be awake when casey goes back?

uhh i was gonna have him be awake to have heard some of that but still like, on the ground and finishing his fajitas

but

i'm not married to that if you'd rather he be asleep

nah i can roll with it! in that case do you want to go first?

no if you've got something in mind, esp if casey is like. kinda stunned or shocked or smth he might not even notice donnie's awake

okee doke

ALSO DARLING DID YOU WANNA fade to black on srei and alicia since they arent gonna fuck LMAO she will just be cute and awkward but deeply enamored and leave after she helps him

if you want!! I'm also ok to play out them being cute but if you wanna let go of it bc of age and handwave that is fine by me