Eddie is EXTREMELY punchable and i love him oops

the sarcastic claps. the bro talk. the misused words. what an absolute putz. i can't wait for the mask to drop

where did the doggy go. bring back the dog. i need to prove the doggy innocent

doggy has not been accused but i saw the intro sequence i know where this is going i'm gonna protect the fuck out of that buppy

FRANK

there it is. puppy accusation. i'll have none of it

assassin loves his dog. this man is beyond reproach

recheck the calendar, Miles

I can't believe Gregory's last case was defending Chocolate Guy from murder charges

.....I did think it was odd that Eddie offered people candy a few times last case. not enough to be a character quirk, but never relevant to the case at hand. guess he's got a couple ways he's clinging to Greg.

I knew they were gonna throw some on-the-nose dramatic irony in here but hoooo boy the noise I made when Gregory thought about the horrors of Miles studying under Von Karma

i honestly have Zero Thoughts about case 4. aside from maybe "bro that many tears in your goggles is for sure going to give you a nasty eye infection"

the later AA games are well known for having many many iterations of "the case that will not end." AAI2-5 is the epitome of that

i have no fucking clue how close i am to the end

but i do find it very funny for Kanis to break out of jail just to walk into the middle of a convention of lawguys and go "yeah i assassinated the president"

BOTH the kids got amnesia after IS-7? yes i definitely believe that's true

from what little we know of them both, Bronco really is his father's son. dumbasses who really thought too damn much of themselves.

please tell me this doesn't make Simeon into Gusto's kid that's too much

sonovabish

i can't believe money the monkey ratatouille'd the entire plot of this game

LSDJKFKLDN THEY JUST THROW THE JPEG OF HELMUT AT EDGEWORTH

ok simeon's reveal themesong does kinda slap tho

why the fuck are we doing the fingerprinting tutorial at the end of the final case. was there nowhere else it could have been introduced prior to this point

now i want to see if they used the same fingerprint image for this case and 1-5

ok so the father-son matchup was the other way around?? i did think simeon looked more like frost but. i do not see the gusto-bronco pipeline at all

no but the whole reason he got tied up was bc he was supposed to go taste. so. wait. fuck. what??????

ok no i'm not over this. why include the bit that he thought Frost was his dad. can he not just want revenge for what actually did happen already??? extremely dumb twist-untwist

i think kay needs to see an audiologist

jesus fucking christ i just realized we probably have to link him somehow to deux-jun's death, too. let this case end i'm sleepy

the truest sign of edgeworth's character development: calling Gumshoe a great detective

PAY THE MAN, MILES

and then simeon was mauled to death by animals

wait a f--this is such a minor background detail but the cage that snake is in would NOT work for ANY amount of time

old man assassin yaoi???