watching The Dads move the old couch

I still have no appetite and every night has still sucked because Callen coughs himself awake and then plays, shrieking, for at least an hour. like clockwork

it’s that thing of I can’t get better because I can’t sleep but he’s not sleeping well either

Hey. You're doing great. You're a great mom and it's gonna work out

it's so hard that you don't get time to Be Sick. hope he tires himself out today for you, or that you can sneak a nap tomorrow

evil

he did not nap

So cute, so evil

he is so precious

god he's so adorable lmaoooo sorry cami

he does it just to bully me because he knows I’ll love him no matter what

the toddler agenda

holy fuck last night was Even Worse what is happening

found out that the boss at the animation studio where I got mysteriously let go and blackballed was at the charlie kirk memorial the other day. I suppose it's nice to have some clarity

this is the one who had made a rape joke as a possible sight gag in storyboards and I said assertively-but-not-angrily 'no, that's not funny'

I was laid off like a week later despite being one of two storyboarders on the project. and then not hired back on for the next project. and an assistant director asked chris, who was dating and living with me, if he knew any storyboarders

That one

cool. hope he has an unpleasant day every day forever

yep!

he also SAed a friend of mine before he was the boss, which I found out years later. just a real piece of shit

What an absolute garbage can

whewf
i hope he steps on existential legos every day

He fucking sucks ass, and good that you called out his shit

fuck that dude for real

at least it's an excuse to get back in touch with some of my atlanta industry pals and talk shit

in other news I still feel like shit

Pip just got in a verbal altercation with a possum in the backyard who was responding with a very stern >:V while Pip barked in its face

I’m proud of pip for not actually attacking and letting us drag him away and I hope our little friend has a good night

Good job, pip!! Thats pretty huge tbh

I'm super glad it was only verbal, that possum is out there doing god's work (eating ticks)

He’s not beating the allegations that herding dogs are cops but I am glad he just yelled at it a bunch

paws

paws

the president is CUTE (is not a phrase i thought i would say in the year of our lord 2025)

she's the real president

its true

I would like a break from being sick please

I guess at least I’m getting both tummy and face plagues out of the way before I travel to Madison

that's too many plagues

today is picture day

sneak previews courtesy of Callen's favorite teacher/babysitter

we have moved him into training underwear which he has termed 'uwawear' much in the vein of amimals

my little guy is growin so fast

cutie

omg these pictures

hes getting such big kid face

potty training has been all but nonexistent today

bluhhhh

what a face on that kid

sorry for the travails though

Potty training truly seems to be the parent anvil upon which you are forged

that’s the vibe

it’s very two steps forward one step back

I am told he will suddenly Get It one day and I long for that day

apropos of nothing

shut da fuck up

biannual 'I'm tired of my lungs being full of bullshit'

I'm going to live

I finally feel a little better today

hallelujah

also what did HR do

be stupid

they send her in when the peasants are revolting and she always makes it worse

guillotine

guillotine

like who's the most tone deaf idiot we can put into this situation

oh I know

is this the one who called the parents about the alligator

oh god no lmao she was the CEO and she has since gone to funko and been fired from it

w h e w

gonna make a series of tough guy hot topic shirts about digital art
the first one is 'THIS ISN'T AI... I'm just bad at it'

horse

it’s flat fuck friday

flat bear week

Callen sitting on the potty pressing his animal book buttons but not letting it finish saying “horse” so I just hear it around the corner like whore. Whore. Whore

I wasn't prepared for how 2d pip is here