Manager: ZZ, we should have more than what this report says. Can you find more? Me: I've run the report several different ways now and turns out the thing that I told you didn't exist still doesn't exist.
Instead I shall say it on plurk while trying to think of a different way to run a report to show an invoice someone SWEARS they sent us and has no proof except they said so doesn't exist still.
I've even run a report to show we did not receive any emails from the person who swears they sent it in a week before and after they claimed to have sent it in. I have other things they've sent in, but not this one.