no real tmi questions for you (no brain today) but i just want to pop by and say markkkusss oh my god i love that you've played him

whats cloud's horny level, how busy is the sex life in your opinion

lobselvith: ABSOLUTELY I've played markus, i love me some android/robot existentialism

fontech: its probably not common cloud just goes "im dtf where he at" but i bet a lot of their training/sparring stuff turns into sex

cloud's sex drive is hugely circumstantial but tbh he's also a zack simp. a zimp if u will

if zack was like "im horny " cloud would drop whatever he's doing to help him out bc ZACK DESERVES ONLY TO FEEL GOOD!!! ZACK DESERVES PLEASURE ONLY!!!!!!!

the busy-ness of their sex life probably depends more on zack than cloud

lmao zack's probably more horny on the reg but tries to meet cloud's energy

this was probably more of the balance aerith offered since i think the two of them were more thirsty but they're going through the lost-triangle adaptation period

i dont think zack's bothered at least, hes got hands when cloud isnt in the mood anyway

reading about the zack cloud horny level drama

zack: i can't bother cloud for sex all the time he doesn't like it
cloud: zack's not trying to have sex with me all the time...he must be tired of me 😔
aerith, somewhere: i fucking hate these two

if cloud ever walked in on zack jackin it when he's home he would be so offended and then would probably bounce on it until zack cried

would he be less offended if zack were zacking it to a cloud picture

im going to refer to it as zacking it from now on

i do not know why my phone decided that was the right word to correct it to.

zacking it

dggsjhfh

hes trying to be courteous and efficient but he forgot cloud has So Many Mental Issues about being needed

gets into the habit of texting like "im gonna zack off come upstairs if u wanna" and cloud can decide if he needs to beat zack's head in for the worst pun, watch, join, ignore him-

ZACKING IT

he would be less offended but also would be like I was in the kitchen, man.... just come get me

IM GONNA ZACK OFF

STOP SCREAM

Why am I not surprised you play Daxter

He's such a blorbo for you

zack: /BANGS THE FLOOR FIVE TIMES, H-O-R-N-Y

hes known for his good communication skills

morse code booty call

sonicsora: ABSOLUTELY!!!!! love that mouthy fucker

shake him in a can aggressively, Daxter deserves it

HE FULLY DOES and i did it frequently

got him mauled by a tiger and jak went on a rampage

yessss

fontech: u know what tho we still haven't had cloud fuck him while he's in the dress

we sure have not

wait while cloud's in a dress or

i mean

yes cloud, but who is gonna say no to both

LMAO

put zack in that corset rue gave him for the holiday party

zack would look ridic in a dress but if cloud wanted it

he would absolutely crush the corset tho (like the good way)

let's do corset then

hehehehe

I am dying at zacking it

i'm going to work that into a sephiroth tag somewhere

happy to serve the community