So I got a company wide email that there was an "increase in deceptive behavior and cafeteria theft". That people were stealing from the self service checkout in the cafeteria and making it appear as if they were working when they weren't.

Didn't really apply to me (we dont even have a cafeteria at our location) so I didnt think much of it.

Then today someone says ONE TO TWO HUNDRED PEOPLE were fired for using mouse movers.

And I'm just like.

Brother. It's a work computer.

You dont think they can tell you put a mouse mover on it?!

jesus