having played it all day yesterday: it fucking RULES so far

Another trojan war here

Hello
So this is....Zagreus' little sister?
I'm truly well and fucked, then
i got some advice from odysseus with one of the bosses i got stuck a few times on so he miiight have more to say for the others?
Our strategic and tactical genius!
Full of such insights like "Try not getting hit by their attacks"

Anyway here's a friend
I love the inexplicable beard
it's less the beard for me and more the long flowing hair
the beard is like "well yeah of course" but the HAIR
oh I didn't even notice the hair against the background. delightful
absolute perfection. no notes.

I see you're still around

I just noticed Aphrodite has the same white streak over her eyes that Ares had in the first game
yeah, she's got him to do her warpaint
Artemis actually physically shows up
first god you can get boons from in the flesh!

?????
oho the fates DID hear me
Yeah Aphrodite has a war-like epithet that if I remember right was mostly invoked by the Spartans so I think this is meant to invoke that a little
They watched RedOSP's video
she's precious 
Tiny....

woah
I love that among my friends the reaction to Selene has been a unanimous "woah" LOL
her design is SO GOOD though
the fucking fish swarms got me there, man
(good tip, spam your cast as often as you can in that area to help with crowd control)
not even the charged one, just laying down the sigil helps keep things in place a bit

oh my god
I love how Narcissus tells you to beat it so he can go back to staring at himself.

ah
Ooooh! When I last played Narcissus didn't have his design yet. I love him.
That's enough for one session
Narcissus was the last character to get a portrait
there's a lot of sick designs this time around
Narcissus not having an actual portrait for the longest time was so funny to me, but I do love what they did with his design ultimately
the perfect amount of slutty
I'm extremely intrigued by the implication that there's another whole part of the game up on Olympos

Goddamn Chaos is hot now
I like how Chaos' suit is also Chaos
you can tell Chaos had some Parent-Daughter bonding time as they clearly took cues from her
(fun fact: Narcissus is actually not a human, he's the son of a nymph and a river god)

My hands hurt